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| [00:02.991] | 今天天气真好我去上学校 |
| [00:06.126] | 背上我的小书包吃两个叉烧包嘿 |
| [00:09.417] | 夏天就快来到短裙飘呀飘 |
| [00:12.552] | 要是遇到怪蜀黍千万别上圈套哈哈 |
| [00:19.344] | 暗影3号 汇报 |
| [00:20.676] | 暗影3号 汇报 |
| [00:22.060] | 便利中学闪电路线上 |
| [00:23.993] | 代号44910的粉毛初中生已锁定 |
| [00:26.815] | 暗影3号准备就绪 |
| [00:28.539] | 目标已进入指定区域 |
| [00:30.655] | 请求行动许可 |
| [00:32.091] | 重复 |
| [00:32.849] | 目标已进入指定区域 |
| [00:34.834] | 请求行动许可 |
| [00:36.166] | 收到请回答 |
| [00:37.316] | 【任务ycb3834 行动已批准】 |
| [00:41.286] | 收到 |
| [00:42.305] | 立刻开始执行任务 |
| [00:43.716] | （怪蜀黍即将登场） |
| [00:44.108] | 怪蜀黍：『小妹妹』 |
| [00:44.839] | 啊你干嘛我不认识你啊你谁啊 |
| [00:47.817] | 怪蜀黍：『我是你的好哥哥来和我一起玩吧』 |
| [00:51.004] | 啊走开啦变态不要过来救命啊 |
| [00:54.922] | 怪蜀黍：『不要害怕小妹妹我不会伤害你的』 |
| [00:58.109] | 啊啊啊啊啊啊哪里不行别碰我 |
| [01:01.166] | 怪蜀黍：『嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿要不要吃棒棒糖』 |
| [01:03.882] | 才不要呢神经病你再过来我叫了 |
| [01:06.991] | 怪蜀黍：『你不是一直在叫么可爱的小妹妹』 |
| [01:12.242] | 不行这样下去不是办法 |
| [01:13.260] | 这个怪蜀黍一直摸来摸去 |
| [01:14.723] | 什么胳膊肘膝盖鼻子根本不是重点部位好吗 |
| [01:17.962] | 他要是摸了 |
| [01:19.739] | 什么重点部位 |
| [01:20.914] | 那我的大宝贝不就暴露了么 |
| [01:23.840] | （她在狂笑） |
| [01:24.310] | 怎么办怎么办我不要这样啊啊啊啊 |
| [01:26.322] | 怎么办怎么办谁来救救我啊啊啊啊 |
| [01:29.430] | 怎么办怎么办我还很年轻啊啊啊啊 |
| [01:32.748] | 怎么办怎么办我不能就这样回家 |
| [01:35.882] | 啊嗯 |
| [01:36.980] | 暗隐3号报告总部 |
| [01:38.233] | 目标突然异常 |
| [01:39.095] | 申请立刻中止行动 |
| [01:40.454] | 申请立刻。。。 |
| [01:41.577] | 啊 |
| [01:42.700] | 啊你干嘛我不认识你啊谁啊 |
| [01:46.305] | 女装大佬：我是你的小妹妹来和我一起玩吧 |
| [01:49.544] | 啊走开啦变态不要过来救命啊 |
| [01:52.679] | 女装大佬：不要害怕大哥哥我不会伤害你的 |
| [01:55.918] | 啊啊啊啊啊啊哪里不行别碰我 |
| [01:59.340] | 女装大佬：嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿要不要吃棒棒糖 |
| [02:02.240] | 才不要呢神经病你再过来我叫了 |
| [02:05.531] | 女装大佬：哦我的上帝 |
| [02:06.655] | 女装大佬：你不是一直在叫么可爱的小哥哥 |
| [02:09.502] | (警笛声) |
| [02:10.573] | 啊 |
| [02:10.913] | 警察叔叔 |
| [02:11.435] | 我错了 |
| [02:12.193] | 快 |
| [02:12.480] | 快 |
| [02:13.316] | （喘气） |
| [02:14.935] | 带我走 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:02.991] | jin tian tian qi zhen hao wo qu shang xue xiao |
| [00:06.126] | bei shang wo de xiao shu bao chi liang ge cha shao bao hei |
| [00:09.417] | xia tian jiu kuai lai dao duan qun piao ya piao |
| [00:12.552] | yao shi yu dao guai shu shu qian wan bie shang quan tao ha ha |
| [00:19.344] | an ying 3 hao hui bao |
| [00:20.676] | an ying 3 hao hui bao |
| [00:22.060] | bian li zhong xue shan dian lu xian shang |
| [00:23.993] | dai hao 44910 de fen mao chu zhong sheng yi suo ding |
| [00:26.815] | an ying 3 hao zhun bei jiu xu |
| [00:28.539] | mu biao yi jin ru zhi ding qu yu |
| [00:30.655] | qing qiu xing dong xu ke |
| [00:32.091] | chong fu |
| [00:32.849] | mu biao yi jin ru zhi ding qu yu |
| [00:34.834] | qing qiu xing dong xu ke |
| [00:36.166] | shou dao qing hui da |
| [00:37.316] | ren wu ycb3834 xing dong yi pi zhun |
| [00:41.286] | shou dao |
| [00:42.305] | li ke kai shi zhi xing ren wu |
| [00:43.716] | guai shu shu ji jiang deng chang |
| [00:44.108] | guai shu shu: xiao mei mei |
| [00:44.839] | a ni gan ma wo bu ren shi ni a ni shui a |
| [00:47.817] | guai shu shu: wo shi ni de hao ge ge lai he wo yi qi wan ba |
| [00:51.004] | a zou kai la bian tai bu yao guo lai jiu ming a |
| [00:54.922] | guai shu shu: bu yao hai pa xiao mei mei wo bu hui shang hai ni de |
| [00:58.109] | a a a a a a na li bu xing bie peng wo |
| [01:01.166] | guai shu shu: hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei yao bu yao chi bang bang tang |
| [01:03.882] | cai bu yao ne shen jing bing ni zai guo lai wo jiao le |
| [01:06.991] | guai shu shu: ni bu shi yi zhi zai jiao me ke ai de xiao mei mei |
| [01:12.242] | bu xing zhe yang xia qu bu shi ban fa |
| [01:13.260] | zhe ge guai shu shu yi zhi mo lai mo qu |
| [01:14.723] | shen me ge bo zhou xi gai bi zi gen ben bu shi zhong dian bu wei hao ma |
| [01:17.962] | ta yao shi mo le |
| [01:19.739] | shen me zhong dian bu wei |
| [01:20.914] | na wo de da bao bei bu jiu bao lu le me |
| [01:23.840] | ta zai kuang xiao |
| [01:24.310] | zen me ban zen me ban wo bu yao zhe yang a a a a |
| [01:26.322] | zen me ban zen me ban shui lai jiu jiu wo a a a a |
| [01:29.430] | zen me ban zen me ban wo hai hen nian qing a a a a |
| [01:32.748] | zen me ban zen me ban wo bu neng jiu zhe yang hui jia |
| [01:35.882] | a |
| [01:36.980] | an yin 3 hao bao gao zong bu |
| [01:38.233] | mu biao tu ran yi chang |
| [01:39.095] | shen qing li ke zhong zhi xing dong |
| [01:40.454] | shen qing li ke... |
| [01:41.577] | a |
| [01:42.700] | a ni gan ma wo bu ren shi ni a shui a |
| [01:46.305] | nv zhuang da lao: wo shi ni de xiao mei mei lai he wo yi qi wan ba |
| [01:49.544] | a zou kai la bian tai bu yao guo lai jiu ming a |
| [01:52.679] | nv zhuang da lao: bu yao hai pa da ge ge wo bu hui shang hai ni de |
| [01:55.918] | a a a a a a na li bu xing bie peng wo |
| [01:59.340] | nv zhuang da lao: hei hei hei hei hei hei hei hei yao bu yao chi bang bang tang |
| [02:02.240] | cai bu yao ne shen jing bing ni zai guo lai wo jiao le |
| [02:05.531] | nv zhuang da lao: o wo de shang di |
| [02:06.655] | nv zhuang da lao: ni bu shi yi zhi zai jiao me ke ai de xiao ge ge |
| [02:09.502] | jing di sheng |
| [02:10.573] | a |
| [02:10.913] | jing cha shu shu |
| [02:11.435] | wo cuo le |
| [02:12.193] | kuai |
| [02:12.480] | kuai |
| [02:13.316] | chuan qi |
| [02:14.935] | dai wo zou |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:02.991] | jīn tiān tiān qì zhēn hǎo wǒ qù shàng xué xiào |
| [00:06.126] | bèi shàng wǒ de xiǎo shū bāo chī liǎng gè chā shāo bāo hēi |
| [00:09.417] | xià tiān jiù kuài lái dào duǎn qún piāo ya piāo |
| [00:12.552] | yào shì yù dào guài shǔ shǔ qiān wàn bié shàng quān tào hā hā |
| [00:19.344] | àn yǐng 3 hào huì bào |
| [00:20.676] | àn yǐng 3 hào huì bào |
| [00:22.060] | biàn lì zhōng xué shǎn diàn lù xiàn shàng |
| [00:23.993] | dài hào 44910 de fěn máo chū zhōng shēng yǐ suǒ dìng |
| [00:26.815] | àn yǐng 3 hào zhǔn bèi jiù xù |
| [00:28.539] | mù biāo yǐ jìn rù zhǐ dìng qū yù |
| [00:30.655] | qǐng qiú xíng dòng xǔ kě |
| [00:32.091] | chóng fù |
| [00:32.849] | mù biāo yǐ jìn rù zhǐ dìng qū yù |
| [00:34.834] | qǐng qiú xíng dòng xǔ kě |
| [00:36.166] | shōu dào qǐng huí dá |
| [00:37.316] | rèn wù ycb3834 xíng dòng yǐ pī zhǔn |
| [00:41.286] | shōu dào |
| [00:42.305] | lì kè kāi shǐ zhí xíng rèn wù |
| [00:43.716] | guài shǔ shǔ jí jiāng dēng chǎng |
| [00:44.108] | guài shǔ shǔ: xiǎo mèi mei |
| [00:44.839] | a nǐ gàn ma wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ a nǐ shuí a |
| [00:47.817] | guài shǔ shǔ: wǒ shì nǐ de hǎo gē ge lái hé wǒ yì qǐ wán ba |
| [00:51.004] | a zǒu kāi la biàn tài bú yào guò lái jiù mìng a |
| [00:54.922] | guài shǔ shǔ: bú yào hài pà xiǎo mèi mei wǒ bú huì shāng hài nǐ de |
| [00:58.109] | a a a a a a nǎ lǐ bù xíng bié pèng wǒ |
| [01:01.166] | guài shǔ shǔ: hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi yào bú yào chī bàng bàng táng |
| [01:03.882] | cái bú yào ne shén jīng bìng nǐ zài guò lái wǒ jiào le |
| [01:06.991] | guài shǔ shǔ: nǐ bú shì yī zhí zài jiào me kě ài de xiǎo mèi mei |
| [01:12.242] | bù xíng zhè yàng xià qù bú shì bàn fǎ |
| [01:13.260] | zhè gè guài shǔ shǔ yī zhí mō lái mō qù |
| [01:14.723] | shén me gē bó zhǒu xī gài bí zi gēn běn bú shì zhòng diǎn bù wèi hǎo ma |
| [01:17.962] | tā yào shì mō le |
| [01:19.739] | shén me zhòng diǎn bù wèi |
| [01:20.914] | nà wǒ de dà bǎo bèi bù jiù bào lù le me |
| [01:23.840] | tā zài kuáng xiào |
| [01:24.310] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn wǒ bú yào zhè yàng a a a a |
| [01:26.322] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn shuí lái jiù jiù wǒ a a a a |
| [01:29.430] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn wǒ hái hěn nián qīng a a a a |
| [01:32.748] | zěn me bàn zěn me bàn wǒ bù néng jiù zhè yàng huí jiā |
| [01:35.882] | a |
| [01:36.980] | àn yǐn 3 hào bào gào zǒng bù |
| [01:38.233] | mù biāo tū rán yì cháng |
| [01:39.095] | shēn qǐng lì kè zhōng zhǐ xíng dòng |
| [01:40.454] | shēn qǐng lì kè... |
| [01:41.577] | a |
| [01:42.700] | a nǐ gàn ma wǒ bù rèn shi nǐ a shuí a |
| [01:46.305] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: wǒ shì nǐ de xiǎo mèi mei lái hé wǒ yì qǐ wán ba |
| [01:49.544] | a zǒu kāi la biàn tài bú yào guò lái jiù mìng a |
| [01:52.679] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: bú yào hài pà dà gē ge wǒ bú huì shāng hài nǐ de |
| [01:55.918] | a a a a a a nǎ lǐ bù xíng bié pèng wǒ |
| [01:59.340] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi hēi yào bú yào chī bàng bàng táng |
| [02:02.240] | cái bú yào ne shén jīng bìng nǐ zài guò lái wǒ jiào le |
| [02:05.531] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: ó wǒ de shàng dì |
| [02:06.655] | nǚ zhuāng dà lǎo: nǐ bú shì yī zhí zài jiào me kě ài de xiǎo gē ge |
| [02:09.502] | jǐng dí shēng |
| [02:10.573] | a |
| [02:10.913] | jǐng chá shū shū |
| [02:11.435] | wǒ cuò le |
| [02:12.193] | kuài |
| [02:12.480] | kuài |
| [02:13.316] | chuǎn qì |
| [02:14.935] | dài wǒ zǒu |
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