| Song | Monterey Jack |
| Artist | Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show |
| Album | The Best Of Dr. Hook |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Silverstein | |
| Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday | |
| Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine | |
| Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way to ol' Harley's shack | |
| Stuck his knife in ol' Harley's back | |
| And they say that's the way ol' Harley Davison died | |
| 1...2...3...4... | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah Lee | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled and stumbled and started to cough | |
| And his vein went hard and he went soft | |
| And they say that's the way how ol' Jack Hoff O.G.'d | |
| Spoken: | |
| You mean O.D. | |
| No.... O.G. | |
| Oh man what's that? | |
| That's when you O.D and you say Oh Gee! | |
| 1...2...3...4... | |
| Tom McCann was sittin' in the sand by the ocean | |
| Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jelly-roll | |
| Tom McCann was feelin' grand, all the girls were lickin' his hand | |
| He's a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann's got soul | |
| Spoken: | |
| Its over | |
| No it ain't | |
| No it ain't either, here it is again | |
| That's really the end |
| zuo ci : Silverstein | |
| Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday | |
| Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine | |
| Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way to ol' Harley' s shack | |
| Stuck his knife in ol' Harley' s back | |
| And they say that' s the way ol' Harley Davison died | |
| 1... 2... 3... 4... | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah Lee | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled and stumbled and started to cough | |
| And his vein went hard and he went soft | |
| And they say that' s the way how ol' Jack Hoff O. G.' d | |
| Spoken: | |
| You mean O. D. | |
| No.... O. G. | |
| Oh man what' s that? | |
| That' s when you O. D and you say Oh Gee! | |
| 1... 2... 3... 4... | |
| Tom McCann was sittin' in the sand by the ocean | |
| Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jellyroll | |
| Tom McCann was feelin' grand, all the girls were lickin' his hand | |
| He' s a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann' s got soul | |
| Spoken: | |
| Its over | |
| No it ain' t | |
| No it ain' t either, here it is again | |
| That' s really the end |
| zuò cí : Silverstein | |
| Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday | |
| Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine | |
| Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way to ol' Harley' s shack | |
| Stuck his knife in ol' Harley' s back | |
| And they say that' s the way ol' Harley Davison died | |
| 1... 2... 3... 4... | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah Lee | |
| Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled and stumbled and started to cough | |
| And his vein went hard and he went soft | |
| And they say that' s the way how ol' Jack Hoff O. G.' d | |
| Spoken: | |
| You mean O. D. | |
| No.... O. G. | |
| Oh man what' s that? | |
| That' s when you O. D and you say Oh Gee! | |
| 1... 2... 3... 4... | |
| Tom McCann was sittin' in the sand by the ocean | |
| Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jellyroll | |
| Tom McCann was feelin' grand, all the girls were lickin' his hand | |
| He' s a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann' s got soul | |
| Spoken: | |
| Its over | |
| No it ain' t | |
| No it ain' t either, here it is again | |
| That' s really the end |