| 作词 : 宜小阳 | |
| 作曲 : 宜小阳 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 不是要勒矿泉水 | |
| 娃哈哈 | |
| 明天要上班喽 | |
| 请把电视关喽 | |
| 看不起你勒人早点把他删喽 | |
| 听哈愉悦勒音乐 | |
| 放松身体 | |
| 铺盖拉来就睡喽 | |
| 这才是你我勒生活都嘛NO | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒纯净白开水 | |
| 额 咋个勒 | |
| 哦哟 安 准备 | |
| 刚刚是我用词 | |
| 用得不对蛮 | |
| 那蛮你在想哈是不是你听错咯了安 | |
| 我说我要勒白开水 | |
| 不是矿泉水 | |
| 矿泉水喝喽不上嘴 | |
| 所以要勒白开水 | |
| 你给听懂喽 | |
| 额回来 我没喊你走 | |
| 站好拿出你勒双手 | |
| 矿泉水带走 | |
| 速度要快动作不要太丑 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒纯净白开水 | |
| 酒儿整一杯 | |
| 嘿不要楞个客气瑟 | |
| 你我都是兄弟瑟 | |
| 婆娘不在难得一见 | |
| 管她勒整起瑟 | |
| 额不对头 | |
| 兄弟咋个这个有点像矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 喝点酒都喝到矿泉水 | |
| 老子只想变成一个烂醉勒酒鬼 | |
| 不要矿泉水来点纯净勒白开水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒不是矿泉水 | |
| 老子要勒纯净白开水 |
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