Ill Culinary Behaviour Lyrics
| Song | Ill Culinary Behaviour |
| Artist | DJ Format |
| Album | Music For The Mature B Boy |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作曲 : Bernstein, Ford | |
| (feat. Abdominal) | |
| [VERSE 1: Abdominal] | |
| Well hello and welcome | |
| If you could wipe your feet on the doormat | |
| Please, come in - oh Format... | |
| We got company, where's my manners, let me take your coats | |
| I hope you're hungry for some flavorful quotes | |
| Which I whipped up myself, I'm really hopin that you like it | |
| I call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dish | |
| Format? I think he's still in the kitchen | |
| Slavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythms | |
| Come again? Oh, he said that the beats are finished | |
| I guess all that's left to do is just remix it | |
| You say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the table | |
| And what's this, a beautiful patch cable, for me? | |
| Really, you shouldn't have | |
| Please excuse me, I'ma just go and grab | |
| A spare apron to keep your gear fresh | |
| Format, where's the food, it's rude, we have guests | |
| [CHORUS: Abdominal] | |
| Dinner's served, so yo, come and get it | |
| Abdominal and Format cookin up the splendid | |
| Concoctions, explosions of flavor | |
| Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
| You need seconds? Yo, come and get it | |
| Abdominal and Format whippin up the splendid | |
| Delicacies, explosions of flavor | |
| Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
| [VERSE 2: Abdominal] | |
| Okay, you're right here, and if you could sit there | |
| Format needs the chair closest to the kitchen | |
| In case he needs to fix the snare | |
| Which I'm sure will be crispy enough | |
| Ah-ah-ah, we're all hungry, but before we tuck | |
| In and stuff our faces, we really must say graces | |
| My turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we lace | |
| And of course the microphones that we rap into | |
| Amen, that's through, so let's eat, pass the loops, bro | |
| Soup? No, I said loops, so | |
| Delicious with the fishes, nutritious | |
| Servin roasted rapper, that's the first dish on my wish list | |
| Just gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate clean | |
| Taste the cuisine whipped up by the great team | |
| Of culinary experts, Ab and a digit | |
| Between 3 and 5 followed by a non-shiny finish | |
| For-mat for the punchline-inept | |
| Keep eating cause there's tons of food left | |
| Really, you just have to taste some home-cooked | |
| [CHORUS] | |
| [DJ Format cuts up] | |
| (Actin ill) | |
| (Actin ill) | |
| (Actin ill) | |
| (The behaviour) | |
| (Actin ill) | |
| (Actin ill) | |
| (Actin ill) | |
| (Watch your behaviour) | |
| [VERSE 3: Abdominal] | |
| I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be served | |
| But before I bring it out I got somethin to say first | |
| Abdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young man | |
| Until you finish those breaks on your plate | |
| Cause all across the land there be starvin MC's | |
| Who'd be happy to rock to beats like these | |
| You should be a little bit more considerate | |
| And think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing it | |
| And while I'm at it, get your elbows off the damn console | |
| Really, where's your manners? | |
| I'm ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guests | |
| But you leave me no choice | |
| I'm truly sorry that I had to raise my voice | |
| But my son's behaviour simply inexcusable | |
| And if I don't see some improvement soon, my fuse'll blow | |
| Is that clear, mister? Good, I'm glad we understand one another | |
| Now go help your brother Little Format | |
| Clear the table, put the leftovers in some Tupperware | |
| So tomorrow we'll have supper prepared | |
| Oh what's that, you say you must be leaving? | |
| Such a pity, what a lovely evening | |
| Well, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometime | |
| I hope you ate enough - of our beats and rhymes | |
| [CHORUS] | |
| (Ill) (behaviour) | |
| (This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chips | |
| Three cups of tea, a man to smack me lips | |
| I said to John me husband, "Ain't I gettin fat?" | |
| He said, "Not really, love, I like ya like like that" | |
| But he's kiddin, you know? | |
| Why do I got to be fat? | |
| Why have I got to be fat? | |
| And then for lunch I had...) |
| zuo qu : Bernstein, Ford | |
| feat. Abdominal | |
| VERSE 1: Abdominal | |
| Well hello and welcome | |
| If you could wipe your feet on the doormat | |
| Please, come in oh Format... | |
| We got company, where' s my manners, let me take your coats | |
| I hope you' re hungry for some flavorful quotes | |
| Which I whipped up myself, I' m really hopin that you like it | |
| I call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dish | |
| Format? I think he' s still in the kitchen | |
| Slavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythms | |
| Come again? Oh, he said that the beats are finished | |
| I guess all that' s left to do is just remix it | |
| You say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the table | |
| And what' s this, a beautiful patch cable, for me? | |
| Really, you shouldn' t have | |
| Please excuse me, I' ma just go and grab | |
| A spare apron to keep your gear fresh | |
| Format, where' s the food, it' s rude, we have guests | |
| CHORUS: Abdominal | |
| Dinner' s served, so yo, come and get it | |
| Abdominal and Format cookin up the splendid | |
| Concoctions, explosions of flavor | |
| Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
| You need seconds? Yo, come and get it | |
| Abdominal and Format whippin up the splendid | |
| Delicacies, explosions of flavor | |
| Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
| VERSE 2: Abdominal | |
| Okay, you' re right here, and if you could sit there | |
| Format needs the chair closest to the kitchen | |
| In case he needs to fix the snare | |
| Which I' m sure will be crispy enough | |
| Ahahah, we' re all hungry, but before we tuck | |
| In and stuff our faces, we really must say graces | |
| My turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we lace | |
| And of course the microphones that we rap into | |
| Amen, that' s through, so let' s eat, pass the loops, bro | |
| Soup? No, I said loops, so | |
| Delicious with the fishes, nutritious | |
| Servin roasted rapper, that' s the first dish on my wish list | |
| Just gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate clean | |
| Taste the cuisine whipped up by the great team | |
| Of culinary experts, Ab and a digit | |
| Between 3 and 5 followed by a nonshiny finish | |
| Format for the punchlineinept | |
| Keep eating cause there' s tons of food left | |
| Really, you just have to taste some homecooked | |
| CHORUS | |
| DJ Format cuts up | |
| Actin ill | |
| Actin ill | |
| Actin ill | |
| The behaviour | |
| Actin ill | |
| Actin ill | |
| Actin ill | |
| Watch your behaviour | |
| VERSE 3: Abdominal | |
| I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be served | |
| But before I bring it out I got somethin to say first | |
| Abdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young man | |
| Until you finish those breaks on your plate | |
| Cause all across the land there be starvin MC' s | |
| Who' d be happy to rock to beats like these | |
| You should be a little bit more considerate | |
| And think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing it | |
| And while I' m at it, get your elbows off the damn console | |
| Really, where' s your manners? | |
| I' m ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guests | |
| But you leave me no choice | |
| I' m truly sorry that I had to raise my voice | |
| But my son' s behaviour simply inexcusable | |
| And if I don' t see some improvement soon, my fuse' ll blow | |
| Is that clear, mister? Good, I' m glad we understand one another | |
| Now go help your brother Little Format | |
| Clear the table, put the leftovers in some Tupperware | |
| So tomorrow we' ll have supper prepared | |
| Oh what' s that, you say you must be leaving? | |
| Such a pity, what a lovely evening | |
| Well, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometime | |
| I hope you ate enough of our beats and rhymes | |
| CHORUS | |
| Ill behaviour | |
| This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chips | |
| Three cups of tea, a man to smack me lips | |
| I said to John me husband, " Ain' t I gettin fat?" | |
| He said, " Not really, love, I like ya like like that" | |
| But he' s kiddin, you know? | |
| Why do I got to be fat? | |
| Why have I got to be fat? | |
| And then for lunch I had... |
| zuò qǔ : Bernstein, Ford | |
| feat. Abdominal | |
| VERSE 1: Abdominal | |
| Well hello and welcome | |
| If you could wipe your feet on the doormat | |
| Please, come in oh Format... | |
| We got company, where' s my manners, let me take your coats | |
| I hope you' re hungry for some flavorful quotes | |
| Which I whipped up myself, I' m really hopin that you like it | |
| I call it the Abdominal Special, I eat a hype dish | |
| Format? I think he' s still in the kitchen | |
| Slavin over platters, you know, cooking rhythms | |
| Come again? Oh, he said that the beats are finished | |
| I guess all that' s left to do is just remix it | |
| You say you wanna help, okay, how about you set the table | |
| And what' s this, a beautiful patch cable, for me? | |
| Really, you shouldn' t have | |
| Please excuse me, I' ma just go and grab | |
| A spare apron to keep your gear fresh | |
| Format, where' s the food, it' s rude, we have guests | |
| CHORUS: Abdominal | |
| Dinner' s served, so yo, come and get it | |
| Abdominal and Format cookin up the splendid | |
| Concoctions, explosions of flavor | |
| Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
| You need seconds? Yo, come and get it | |
| Abdominal and Format whippin up the splendid | |
| Delicacies, explosions of flavor | |
| Check the ill culinary behaviour | |
| VERSE 2: Abdominal | |
| Okay, you' re right here, and if you could sit there | |
| Format needs the chair closest to the kitchen | |
| In case he needs to fix the snare | |
| Which I' m sure will be crispy enough | |
| Ahahah, we' re all hungry, but before we tuck | |
| In and stuff our faces, we really must say graces | |
| My turn, so here goes, Lord, thank you for bangin beats we lace | |
| And of course the microphones that we rap into | |
| Amen, that' s through, so let' s eat, pass the loops, bro | |
| Soup? No, I said loops, so | |
| Delicious with the fishes, nutritious | |
| Servin roasted rapper, that' s the first dish on my wish list | |
| Just gobble it up, then proceed to lick the plate clean | |
| Taste the cuisine whipped up by the great team | |
| Of culinary experts, Ab and a digit | |
| Between 3 and 5 followed by a nonshiny finish | |
| Format for the punchlineinept | |
| Keep eating cause there' s tons of food left | |
| Really, you just have to taste some homecooked | |
| CHORUS | |
| DJ Format cuts up | |
| Actin ill | |
| Actin ill | |
| Actin ill | |
| The behaviour | |
| Actin ill | |
| Actin ill | |
| Actin ill | |
| Watch your behaviour | |
| VERSE 3: Abdominal | |
| I got the feeling that everybody is ready for dessert to be served | |
| But before I bring it out I got somethin to say first | |
| Abdominal Junior, you will get nothing, young man | |
| Until you finish those breaks on your plate | |
| Cause all across the land there be starvin MC' s | |
| Who' d be happy to rock to beats like these | |
| You should be a little bit more considerate | |
| And think of this before pushing your dish away without finishing it | |
| And while I' m at it, get your elbows off the damn console | |
| Really, where' s your manners? | |
| I' m ashamed to have to scold you right in front of our guests | |
| But you leave me no choice | |
| I' m truly sorry that I had to raise my voice | |
| But my son' s behaviour simply inexcusable | |
| And if I don' t see some improvement soon, my fuse' ll blow | |
| Is that clear, mister? Good, I' m glad we understand one another | |
| Now go help your brother Little Format | |
| Clear the table, put the leftovers in some Tupperware | |
| So tomorrow we' ll have supper prepared | |
| Oh what' s that, you say you must be leaving? | |
| Such a pity, what a lovely evening | |
| Well, thanks for coming, we must do it again sometime | |
| I hope you ate enough of our beats and rhymes | |
| CHORUS | |
| Ill behaviour | |
| This mornin for breakfast I had bacon, egg and chips | |
| Three cups of tea, a man to smack me lips | |
| I said to John me husband, " Ain' t I gettin fat?" | |
| He said, " Not really, love, I like ya like like that" | |
| But he' s kiddin, you know? | |
| Why do I got to be fat? | |
| Why have I got to be fat? | |
| And then for lunch I had... |
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