| When I was young they gave me a mongrel piano | |
| Spent all my time inventing the cup of tea | |
| Writing your name in the sea | |
| Banging my favorite head | |
| Missing the last bed, waving the cheery herring | |
| Balancing brass bands on the tip of my toe | |
| Phoning your home from a tree | |
| Drinking my favorite loch | |
| When I was old they gave me a model factory | |
| I met three salads out on motorway | |
| Leaving your name at the door | |
| Breaking my favorite egg | |
| Missing the walrus, sharing my last banana | |
| Balancing zeppelins on the end of my nose | |
| Calling your name in the zoo | |
| Blowing my favorite mind |