| [00:03.86] | 周：组长，听说今儿个咱们办公室要来一个特别厉害的新总监。 |
| [00:08.33] | 沈月：哦，我也听说了。 |
| [00:09.66] | 同事：真的假的？ |
| [00:10.64] | 吴：哎哟，她还能开了咱们呀，没事，怕什么！ |
| [00:22.32] | 闫妮：上班时间玩手机，你一个月开多少钱。 |
| [00:26.41] | 快递员：不是…… |
| [00:27.44] | 闫妮：不是什么，开多少钱？ |
| [00:28.73] | 快递员：我…… |
| [00:29.67] | 闫妮：我什么我，开多少钱？ |
| [00:31.30] | 快递员：那个。 |
| [00:31.78] | 闫妮：开多少钱？ |
| [00:33.41] | 快递员：三千。 |
| [00:35.51] | 闫妮：这是两个月的，走人。 |
| [00:37.75] | 快递员：不是，我是…… |
| [00:38.45] | 闫妮：走。做个自我介绍，我是新来的总监，你们可以叫我闫总，看到没有，上班时间玩手机，就是这个下场，他是哪个部门的？ |
| [00:55.67] | 吴：他是送快递的，累了坐这儿歇会儿。 |
| [01:02.36] | 闫妮：有电话吗？ |
| [01:03.01] | 吴：有。 |
| [01:03.51] | 闫妮：赶紧打一个。 |
| [01:05.70] | 吴：哎，关机了，报警吗，闫总。 |
| [01:08.01] | 闫妮：不要报警，给个差评。 |
| [01:10.87] | 快递员：差评千万不能给啊，大姐刚才是个误会，你让我走，我在门口都没敢走，但是我也不敢进来，行了，跟您解释清楚就行了，我就放心了，您忙，不打扰您了。 |
| [01:21.80] | 吴：钱。 |
| [01:24.01] | 闫妮：小哥。 |
| [01:31.21] | 吴：各位，新官上任杀鸡儆猴，杀别人家的鸡，吓唬自己家的猴，今儿小周有话给大家说，小周。 |
| [01:41.93] | 周：是这样，今天我想给我女朋友过个生日。 |
| [01:45.52] | 沈月：在哪过啊？ |
| [01:46.77] | 吴：最近咱们公司事多，就在公司过。 |
| [01:49.19] | 周：重点是我想借着过生日的机会，跟她求婚。 |
| [01:54.19] | 沈月：求婚？ |
| [01:55.02] | 同事：不是，你小子行啊，天天加班还有时间谈恋爱。 |
| [01:57.81] | 周：你看。 |
| [01:59.51] | 沈月：咋求，咋求？ |
| [02:01.47] | 吴：就在公司求。 |
| [02:02.94] | 沈月：在公司求这也…… |
| [02:04.12] | 同事：也无聊了。 |
| [02:05.74] | 周：我觉得在公司求婚，挺有意义的。 |
| [02:08.23] | 吴：你俩先回去吧，总监来发飙了。 |
| [02:11.77] | 沈月：总监怎么了，多大个领导啊，凶巴巴的，干吗呀，到了能当总裁的年纪，她却当个总监。（看到闫妮）总监对不起，我失言了。 |
| [02:28.24] | 闫妮：没关系，你失业了。 |
| [02:30.19] | 沈月：不是，总监。 |
| [02:31.28] | 闫妮：走人，走人，走。 |
| [02:34.63] | 沈月：行，那回头您跟我妈说一声。 |
| [02:38.61] | 闫妮：我跟你妈说得着嘛，你妈是谁呀？ |
| [02:40.42] | 周：她妈是咱们公司董事长。 |
| [02:48.05] | 闫妮：老妹儿。 |
| [02:52.13] | 众人：哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [02:55.14] | 吴：第二次杀鸡儆猴，一群鸡里面就一只猴，让她给拎出去了 |
| [03:00.13] | 众人：哈哈哈哈哈 |
| [03:02.41] | 张：这样，这个小周求婚的事儿呢，我来组织 |
| [03:04.38] | 吴：哎，别，大家都听我说，我来组织 |
| [03:07.90] | 闫妮（打断）：开会！说说你们做的这些广告创意 |
| [03:14.63] | 第一个 |
| [03:16.59] | 白雪公主穿上太阳牌羽绒服化了 |
| [03:20.66] | 这个创意是谁想的 |
| [03:24.51] | 张：哈哈哈哈 |
| [03:26.85] | 闫妮：坐下 |
| [03:28.23] | 第二个 |
| [03:29.51] | 睡美人喝了月亮牌咖啡之后醒了 |
| [03:33.57] | 这个创意又是谁想的 |
| [03:35.96] | 沈月：我 |
| [03:39.54] | 闫妮：年轻人，工作是工作，你妈是你妈 |
| [03:43.47] | 美好的生活还要靠自己去创造 |
| [03:46.11] | 就你这破创意我一晚上能想一麻袋 |
| [03:49.83] | 还能不能干了 |
| [03:51.28] | 你们要是拿不出一个好的创意 |
| [03:52.94] | 信不信我把整个部门给裁了 |
| [03:54.70] | 吴：闫总您放心，我们一定给您一个惊喜 |
| [03:56.91] | 闫妮：我等着你的surprise（惊喜） |
| [03:59.05] | 散会！ |
| [04:06.82] | 吴：原来她杀鸡不是为了儆猴 |
| [04:09.32] | 她杀鸡纯粹是爱好 |
| [04:12.36] | 行啦，先不管这个 |
| [04:13.85] | 今天先把小周的事儿给忙了 |
| [04:15.91] | 忙起来 大伙儿 |
| [04:17.16] | 张：兄弟 我挺你 |
| [04:18.72] | 同事：不是 那要是被发现了怎么办 |
| [04:21.02] | 张：那算了 |
| [04:22.56] | 周：终身大事啊 |
| [04:23.89] | 张：我挺你 |
| [04:25.46] | 同事：不是 那总监多凶啊 |
| [04:26.97] | 张：那算了 |
| [04:29.50] | 吴：你（右手手指爬脑袋） |
| [04:32.33] | 张：什么意思 |
| [04:33.13] | 吴：走走脑子 |
| [04:36.70] | 先过完生日，咱们再加班，解决了 |
| [04:39.77] | 同事：噢 |
| [04:40.85] | 吴：都过来，别怕，一会儿我跟小周，我们负责第一阶段，过生日 |
| [04:45.83] | 你带他俩负责第二阶段，求婚 |
| [04:49.30] | 张：放心兄弟 交给我 保证让你娶上 等着 |
| [04:54.32] | 周：啊。维威 |
| [04:54.88] | 张：啊？ |
| [04:55.40] | 周：待会儿我按那个呼叫钮你再上，我要是不按，你可千万别冒场 |
| [04:58.83] | 张：我今天就等你小周的按钮 |
| [05:00.54] | 周：死等啊 |
| [05:01.44] | 张：等死吧 走 |
| [05:07.59] | 吴：应该没什么事 哎 你那个求爱的词儿准备好没有 |
| [05:11.25] | 周：啊 组长 我是这么想的 您帮我听一厅啊 |
| [05:14.56] | 待会儿我把门打开 把她让进来 然后我就跟她说 |
| [05:19.12] | 站住（闫妮进门了 （误））我知道 工作亏欠了你很多 |
| [05:24.64] | 因为工作你的生活失去了太多的颜色 来（周向屋内走 闫妮跟随） |
| [05:30.39] | 我总是在加班 总是在加班 可是工作好像越加班 还就越多了 来（继续跟随） |
| [05:36.88] | 但是 我知道今天我流下的每滴汗水 都是为了换回明天我们更美好的生活 跟上 |
| [05:45.57] | 今天 这里没有客户 没有甲方 没有公章 只有一个傻瓜背身对你演讲 |
| [05:52.70] | 向你喊出心中的那三个字（周转身看到闫妮） |
| [06:00.32] | 总！监！好！ |
| [06:04.48] | 吴：你这时候说什么总监好 你应该非常温柔非常浪漫的回头对她说（吴转身看到闫妮） |
| [06:10.29] | 总！监！好！ |
| [06:11.73] | 闫妮：辛苦了！打个招呼还这么有层次 |
| [06:16.43] | 看到我的车钥匙了吗 |
| [06:17.22] | 周：车钥匙，车钥匙 |
| [06:22.60] | 闫妮：这办公室是你们俩布置的？ |
| [06:27.33] | 好啊你们 这就是你们给我的惊喜？ |
| [06:31.66] | 我还以为惊喜是个广告方案呢 |
| [06:34.61] | 没想到原来是要给我过生日 |
| [06:41.49] | 我已经好几年没有过过生日了 |
| [06:47.92] | 吴：生日快乐 |
| [06:51.88] | 闫妮：故意把我的车钥匙藏起来 引我回来 |
| [06:57.03] | 周：这我可真的。。 |
| [06:58.12] | 吴：这可真是什么都瞒不住您呐 |
| [07:02.06] | 闫妮：谢谢你们 |
| [07:04.77] | （祝你生日快乐） |
| [07:12.88] | 周：总监您开车回家慢点 |
| [07:14.21] | 闫妮：好的我想许个愿有蛋糕吗 |
| [07:16.03] | 周：没有.. |
| [07:16.64] | 吴：..那还能叫过生日吗 |
| [07:18.90] | 把眼睛闭上 别瞎说话 |
| [07:24.62] | 周：这蛋糕不能给她 |
| [07:25.94] | 吴：一会儿你再买一个就完了 |
| [07:27.43] | 周：这蛋糕上面刻的有字呢 |
| [07:28.75] | 吴：什么字儿 |
| [07:30.10] | 周：早点儿生个大胖小子 |
| [07:35.39] | （吴懵，然后故意摔倒蛋糕） |
| [07:37.57] | 吴：哎呀（吴自己倒地） |
| [07:40.84] | 小周你推我！ 你怎么推我啊 太没良心了 闫总您看看 |
| [07:48.24] | 好不容易给您订的蛋糕 他一推我 字都摔坏了 |
| [07:57.82] | ******* |
| [08:13.46] | 闫妮：你们是怎么知道的呀 |
| [08:21.31] | 这是我妈对我最大的希望 |
| [08:26.70] | 吴、周：妈妈真好，嗯真好 |
| [08:29.92] | 闫妮：不知道我这个岁数了 还能不能再生了 我妈还能不能看到 |
| [08:34.05] | 吴：一定能 |
| [08:35.66] | 闫妮：我还看到你们给我的礼物了 |
| [08:37.11] | 吴：什么礼物 |
| [08:37.57] | 周：没有礼物！ |
| [08:38.42] | 闫妮（翻柜子）：在这儿呢 |
| [08:40.53] | 吴：你搁那儿干什么 |
| [08:42.23] | 闫妮：打开啦 |
| [08:49.15] | ******* |
| [08:49.98] | 闫妮：这什么意思啊 |
| [08:52.31] | 这什么意思 |
| [08:53.92] | 吴：这是个愿望（啊） |
| [08:56.90] | 本来我们想让您往这张工资卡里多打一点儿钱 |
| [09:01.48] | 但就在您接过卡的一瞬间 我顿悟了 |
| [09:04.13] | 真正的财富应该靠我们的双手自己去努力 |
| [09:07.12] | 这张卡我们送的特别惭愧 所以我们 |
| [09:10.13] | *** |
| [09:13.87] | 闫妮：你们送礼物的方式 还挺有创意的嘛 |
| [09:16.94] | 送的我也不能要 |
| [09:22.05] | （闫妮翻出另一个盒子） |
| [09:23.83] | 闫妮（拿出盒子里的佩奇）：这个我也不能要 |
| [09:26.04] | 吴：小猪佩奇，拿走 |
| [09:29.43] | 周：这个也不能给 |
| [09:30.35] | 吴：你怎么这么抠 |
| [09:31.74] | 周：不是我抠 |
| [09:32.93] | 吴：我知道 这里边装着你们俩的青春 |
| [09:35.11] | 装着你们的回忆 |
| [09:36.83] | 周：********** |
| [09:39.36] | 闫妮：拴到车钥匙上正好 |
| [09:43.37] | 诶这个按钮是干嘛的 |
| [09:45.98] | 周、吴：那个按钮千万不能按 |
| [09:49.55] | （周快速跑过去，误碰到了按钮） |
| [09:50.21] | （张进场） |
| [09:58.67] | 张：茫茫人海中 两个人相遇就是缘分 |
| [10:01.46] | 我的好兄弟心里一直有三个字 |
| [10:03.52] | 想说而又不敢说 |
| [10:05.75] | 今天我就要替他大声的说出来 |
| [10:09.26] | 。。。 |
| [10:16.16] | 总！监！好！ |
| [10:17.62] | 什么情况 |
| [10:19.54] | 吴：总监还有个小惊喜没给你看 在这儿 |
| [10:22.36] | 周（对张）：今天不是我女朋友过生日吗 |
| [10:24.48] | 总监过生日 |
| [10:26.61] | 张：你女朋友过生日 |
| [10:27.99] | 总监过生日 |
| [10:30.31] | 嗷嗷嗷 |
| [10:31.57] | 我明白了 |
| [10:33.15] | 你厉害呀 |
| [10:34.75] | 别人都是想方设法当老板娘 |
| [10:36.68] | 你当老板爹有高度啊 |
| [10:39.74] | （击掌）交给我了 |
| [10:41.02] | 下一个环节 |
| [10:42.94] | 拿起手中的麦 唱出心中的爱 |
| [10:49.24] | 小周，到你表现的时候了（麦举给小周） |
| [10:54.48] | （唱唱唱唱） |
| [10:55.33] | (小周没有唱） |
| [10:58.39] | 张：让他的爱 伴着你（麦举给小周 小周再次没有唱） |
| [11:03.73] | 永远 你有没有感觉到 |
| [11:11.82] | 担心 在相对的视线里才能发现 |
| [11:17.99] | （吴抢走麦） |
| [11:18.52] | 吴：我们有一个好领导 |
| [11:22.80] | 你为了我们操劳 |
| [11:26.62] | 带我们走向美好 |
| [11:31.81] | 闫妮：拍马屁的词儿改的还挺好 |
| [11:34.99] | 可为什么是知心爱人呢 |
| [11:37.07] | 张：这个呢 |
| [11:37.51] | （吴打断） |
| [11:38.70] | 张：哎，主要因为你是爱人呐 |
| [11:40.97] | 闫妮：谁的爱人 |
| [11:43.43] | 吴：大家的爱人 |
| [11:43.94] | 张：你咋啥都抢 |
| [11:44.70] | 那是人家的 （拍拍小周）他的爱人 |
| [11:46.98] | ****** |
| [11:49.73] | 周：那个 总监我们有点冒昧了 |
| [11:52.24] | 张：对 今天要说就得说点暧昧的 |
| [11:54.91] | 交给我了 |
| [11:55.72] | 吴：（低声）不是 |
| [11:56.56] | 张：散开 哈哈哈哈 |
| [11:59.92] | 给你准备那个工资卡 看见了吗 |
| [12:01.66] | 闫妮：看见了，不能要 |
| [12:04.06] | 张：不物质 不图财 这点特别好 |
| [12:06.81] | 闫妮（拿起小猪佩奇）：我喜欢这个 |
| [12:08.42] | 张：嗯！这是个****** |
| [12:14.71] | 你觉得小周怎么样 |
| [12:18.22] | 羞涩了啊 |
| [12:19.49] | 女孩一羞涩这事儿就能成 |
| [12:22.59] | 这样 以后在人前我给你一个面子 叫你一声总监 |
| [12:27.47] | 只要下了班 你就是我好老妹儿 |
| [12:36.48] | 闫妮：谁是你的好老妹儿 |
| [12:40.10] | 张：好弟妹，来，弟妹，让我们再一次把焦点回归到这个按钮，你再按还有惊喜，来吧。看你那个幸福的小样儿，你不按我可按了啊。（按下按钮） |
| [12:52.48] | （同事们上场）音乐起：叮当听着礼堂的钟声，我们在上帝和亲友面前见证，这对男女现在就要结为夫妻，不要忘了这一切是多么地神圣，你愿意生死苦乐永远和她在一起，爱惜她，尊重她，安慰她，保护着她，俩人同心建立起美满的家庭，你愿意这样做吗？ |
| [13:19.68] | 观众：愿意，愿意，愿意。 |
| [13:28.79] | 张：那你呢？ |
| [13:30.80] | 观众：愿意，愿意，愿意。 |
| [13:36.63] | 闫妮：明天你不用来上班了。 |
| [13:41.74] | 张：那后天呢？ |
| [13:43.04] | 闫妮：后天也不用来了。 |
| [13:44.66] | 张：连着周末我可就休四天了，这是一个好老妹儿该干的事。 |
| [13:51.43] | 闫妮：这到底是咋回事？ |
| [13:53.29] | 吴：总监。 |
| [13:55.12] | 音乐：这就是爱。 |
| [14:02.87] | 吴：总监是这么回事。 |
| [14:04.23] | 音乐：这就是爱。 |
| [14:13.43] | 吴：确实要给您过生日，总监。 |
| [14:15.37] | 张：但确实不是我一个人的功劳，是我们小哥儿仨同心协力。 |
| [14:19.30] | 闫妮：你别说话。 |
| [14:20.03] | 吴：真是他。 |
| [14:20.66] | 闫妮：你也别说话，站起来，过来。 |
| [14:29.05] | 张：表白还得本人来，兄弟，一会儿谁也别哭，谁哭谁是大傻。（被吴捂嘴） |
| [14:37.88] | 闫妮：你说。 |
| [14:41.64] | 周：是这样，总监，今天我本来想违反公司规定，在公司给我女朋友过个生日，重点是我想跟她求婚，我们平时太忙了，总是在加班，总是在加班，总是把最好的一面给客户，我也想让自己的家里人能够高兴高兴， |
| [15:01.44] | 没想到今天居然也是您过生日，真是。生日快乐。 |
| [15:13.39] | 张：（哭）我刚才是不是有点烦人了？ |
| [15:17.66] | 闫妮：你感动了，我也心动了，在办公室求婚是我今年经历的最浪漫的事，你别怕，过了年我也会翻篇儿的，新的一年身体继续好，能吃能睡，勤于工作，好好交流，对不起。 |
| [15:36.56] | 同事们：对不起。 |
| [15:41.77] | 闫妮：初次见面， 吓到大家了，是你们的可爱触动了我，你们像一家人一样温馨，我也想加入你们，我们是一个团队要彼此温暖，以后我也要温存一点。 |
| [15:58.18] | 同事们：哎。 |
| [15:59.51] | 闫妮：你们猜我今年多大？ |
| [16:02.37] | 张：过年四十八。 |
| [16:08.55] | 闫妮：我的神呀，我错了真的错了。 |
| [16:12.45] | 周：我的猪，我的猪，总监。 |
| [16:15.62] | 张：我的天呐，你就给她呗，那么抠呢，不是那里是有钻戒呀，还是怎么着。 |
| [16:21.11] | 吴：我的妈呀，整个猪年你是最傻的，你知道吗？ |
| [00:03.86] | zhou: zu zhang, ting shuo jin er ge zan men ban gong shi yao lai yi ge te bie li hai de xin zong jian. |
| [00:08.33] | shen yue: o, wo ye ting shuo le. |
| [00:09.66] | tong shi: zhen de jia de? |
| [00:10.64] | wu: ai yo, ta hai neng kai le zan men ya, mei shi, pa shen me! |
| [00:22.32] | yan ni: shang ban shi jian wan shou ji, ni yi ge yue kai duo shao qian. |
| [00:26.41] | kuai di yuan: bu shi |
| [00:27.44] | yan ni: bu shi shen me, kai duo shao qian? |
| [00:28.73] | kuai di yuan: wo |
| [00:29.67] | yan ni: wo shen me wo, kai duo shao qian? |
| [00:31.30] | kuai di yuan: na ge. |
| [00:31.78] | yan ni: kai duo shao qian? |
| [00:33.41] | kuai di yuan: san qian. |
| [00:35.51] | yan ni: zhe shi liang ge yue de, zou ren. |
| [00:37.75] | kuai di yuan: bu shi, wo shi |
| [00:38.45] | yan ni: zou. zuo ge zi wo jie shao, wo shi xin lai de zong jian, ni men ke yi jiao wo yan zong, kan dao mei you, shang ban shi jian wan shou ji, jiu shi zhe ge xia chang, ta shi nei ge bu men de? |
| [00:55.67] | wu: ta shi song kuai di de, lei le zuo zhe er xie hui er. |
| [01:02.36] | yan ni: you dian hua ma? |
| [01:03.01] | wu: you. |
| [01:03.51] | yan ni: gan jin da yi ge. |
| [01:05.70] | wu: ai, guan ji le, bao jing ma, yan zong. |
| [01:08.01] | yan ni: bu yao bao jing, gei ge cha ping. |
| [01:10.87] | kuai di yuan: cha ping qian wan bu neng gei a, da jie gang cai shi ge wu hui, ni rang wo zou, wo zai men kou dou mei gan zou, dan shi wo ye bu gan jin lai, xing le, gen nin jie shi qing chu jiu xing le, wo jiu fang xin le, nin mang, bu da rao nin le. |
| [01:21.80] | wu: qian. |
| [01:24.01] | yan ni: xiao ge. |
| [01:31.21] | wu: ge wei, xin guan shang ren sha ji jing hou, sha bie ren jia de ji, xia hu zi ji jia de hou, jin er xiao zhou you hua gei da jia shuo, xiao zhou. |
| [01:41.93] | zhou: shi zhe yang, jin tian wo xiang gei wo nv peng you guo ge sheng ri. |
| [01:45.52] | shen yue: zai na guo a? |
| [01:46.77] | wu: zui jin zan men gong si shi duo, jiu zai gong si guo. |
| [01:49.19] | zhou: zhong dian shi wo xiang jie zhe guo sheng ri de ji hui, gen ta qiu hun. |
| [01:54.19] | shen yue: qiu hun? |
| [01:55.02] | tong shi: bu shi, ni xiao zi xing a, tian tian jia ban hai you shi jian tan lian ai. |
| [01:57.81] | zhou: ni kan. |
| [01:59.51] | shen yue: za qiu, za qiu? |
| [02:01.47] | wu: jiu zai gong si qiu. |
| [02:02.94] | shen yue: zai gong si qiu zhe ye |
| [02:04.12] | tong shi: ye wu liao le. |
| [02:05.74] | zhou: wo jue de zai gong si qiu hun, ting you yi yi de. |
| [02:08.23] | wu: ni lia xian hui qu ba, zong jian lai fa biao le. |
| [02:11.77] | shen yue: zong jian zen me le, duo da ge ling dao a, xiong ba ba de, gan ma ya, dao le neng dang zong cai de nian ji, ta que dang ge zong jian. kan dao yan ni zong jian dui bu qi, wo shi yan le. |
| [02:28.24] | yan ni: mei guan xi, ni shi ye le. |
| [02:30.19] | shen yue: bu shi, zong jian. |
| [02:31.28] | yan ni: zou ren, zou ren, zou. |
| [02:34.63] | shen yue: xing, na hui tou nin gen wo ma shuo yi sheng. |
| [02:38.61] | yan ni: wo gen ni ma shuo de zhao ma, ni ma shi shui ya? |
| [02:40.42] | zhou: ta ma shi zan men gong si dong shi zhang. |
| [02:48.05] | yan ni: lao mei er. |
| [02:52.13] | zhong ren: ha ha ha ha ha |
| [02:55.14] | wu: di er ci sha ji jing hou, yi qun ji li mian jiu yi zhi hou, rang ta gei lin chu qu le |
| [03:00.13] | zhong ren: ha ha ha ha ha |
| [03:02.41] | zhang: zhe yang, zhe ge xiao zhou qiu hun de shi er ne, wo lai zu zhi |
| [03:04.38] | wu: ai, bie, da jia dou ting wo shuo, wo lai zu zhi |
| [03:07.90] | yan ni da duan: kai hui! shuo shuo ni men zuo de zhei xie guang gao chuang yi |
| [03:14.63] | di yi ge |
| [03:16.59] | bai xue gong zhu chuan shang tai yang pai yu rong fu hua le |
| [03:20.66] | zhe ge chuang yi shi shui xiang de |
| [03:24.51] | zhang: ha ha ha ha |
| [03:26.85] | yan ni: zuo xia |
| [03:28.23] | di er ge |
| [03:29.51] | shui mei ren he le yue liang pai ka fei zhi hou xing le |
| [03:33.57] | zhe ge chuang yi you shi shui xiang de |
| [03:35.96] | shen yue: wo |
| [03:39.54] | yan ni: nian qing ren, gong zuo shi gong zuo, ni ma shi ni ma |
| [03:43.47] | mei hao de sheng huo hai yao kao zi ji qu chuang zao |
| [03:46.11] | jiu ni zhe po chuang yi wo yi wan shang neng xiang yi ma dai |
| [03:49.83] | hai neng bu neng gan le |
| [03:51.28] | ni men yao shi na bu chu yi ge hao de chuang yi |
| [03:52.94] | xin bu xin wo ba zheng ge bu men gei cai le |
| [03:54.70] | wu: yan zong nin fang xin, wo men yi ding gei nin yi ge jing xi |
| [03:56.91] | yan ni: wo deng zhe ni de surprise jing xi |
| [03:59.05] | san hui! |
| [04:06.82] | wu: yuan lai ta sha ji bu shi wei le jing hou |
| [04:09.32] | ta sha ji chun cui shi ai hao |
| [04:12.36] | xing la, xian bu guan zhe ge |
| [04:13.85] | jin tian xian ba xiao zhou de shi er gei mang le |
| [04:15.91] | mang qi lai da huo er |
| [04:17.16] | zhang: xiong di wo ting ni |
| [04:18.72] | tong shi: bu shi na yao shi bei fa xian le zen me ban |
| [04:21.02] | zhang: na suan le |
| [04:22.56] | zhou: zhong shen da shi a |
| [04:23.89] | zhang: wo ting ni |
| [04:25.46] | tong shi: bu shi na zong jian duo xiong a |
| [04:26.97] | zhang: na suan le |
| [04:29.50] | wu: ni you shou shou zhi pa nao dai |
| [04:32.33] | zhang: shen me yi si |
| [04:33.13] | wu: zou zou nao zi |
| [04:36.70] | xian guo wan sheng ri, zan men zai jia ban, jie jue le |
| [04:39.77] | tong shi: o |
| [04:40.85] | wu: dou guo lai, bie pa, yi hui er wo gen xiao zhou, wo men fu ze di yi jie duan, guo sheng ri |
| [04:45.83] | ni dai ta lia fu ze di er jie duan, qiu hun |
| [04:49.30] | zhang: fang xin xiong di jiao gei wo bao zheng rang ni qu shang deng zhe |
| [04:54.32] | zhou: a. wei wei |
| [04:54.88] | zhang: a? |
| [04:55.40] | zhou: dai hui r wo an na ge hu jiao niu ni zai shang, wo yao shi bu an, ni ke qian wan bie mao chang |
| [04:58.83] | zhang: wo jin tian jiu deng ni xiao zhou de an niu |
| [05:00.54] | zhou: si deng a |
| [05:01.44] | zhang: deng si ba zou |
| [05:07.59] | wu: ying gai mei shen me shi ai ni na ge qiu ai de ci er zhun bei hao mei you |
| [05:11.25] | zhou: a zu zhang wo shi zhe me xiang de nin bang wo ting yi ting a |
| [05:14.56] | dai hui r wo ba men da kai ba ta rang jin lai ran hou wo jiu gen ta shuo |
| [05:19.12] | zhan zhu yan ni jin men le wu wo zhi dao gong zuo kui qian le ni hen duo |
| [05:24.64] | yin wei gong zuo ni de sheng huo shi qu le tai duo de yan se lai zhou xiang wu nei zou yan ni gen sui |
| [05:30.39] | wo zong shi zai jia ban zong shi zai jia ban ke shi gong zuo hao xiang yue jia ban hai jiu yue duo le lai ji xu gen sui |
| [05:36.88] | dan shi wo zhi dao jin tian wo liu xia de mei di han shui dou shi wei le huan hui ming tian wo men geng mei hao de sheng huo gen shang |
| [05:45.57] | jin tian zhe li mei you ke hu mei you jia fang mei you gong zhang zhi you yi ge sha gua bei shen dui ni yan jiang |
| [05:52.70] | xiang ni han chu xin zhong de na san ge zi zhou zhuan shen kan dao yan ni |
| [06:00.32] | zong! jian! hao! |
| [06:04.48] | wu: ni zhe shi hou shuo shi mo zong jian hao ni ying gai fei chang wen rou fei chang lang man de hui tou dui ta shuo wu zhuan shen kan dao yan ni |
| [06:10.29] | zong! jian! hao! |
| [06:11.73] | yan ni: xin ku le! da ge zhao hu hai zhe me you ceng ci |
| [06:16.43] | kan dao wo de che yao shi le ma |
| [06:17.22] | zhou: che yao shi, che yao shi |
| [06:22.60] | yan ni: zhe ban gong shi shi ni men lia bu zhi de? |
| [06:27.33] | hao a ni men zhe jiu shi ni men gei wo de jing xi? |
| [06:31.66] | wo hai yi wei jing xi shi ge guang gao fang an ne |
| [06:34.61] | mei xiang dao yuan lai shi yao gei wo guo sheng ri |
| [06:41.49] | wo yi jing hao ji nian mei you guo guo sheng ri le |
| [06:47.92] | wu: sheng ri kuai le |
| [06:51.88] | yan ni: gu yi ba wo de che yao shi cang qi lai yin wo hui lai |
| [06:57.03] | zhou: zhe wo ke zhen de.. |
| [06:58.12] | wu: zhe ke zhen shi shen me dou man bu zhu nin na |
| [07:02.06] | yan ni: xie xie ni men |
| [07:04.77] | zhu ni sheng ri kuai le |
| [07:12.88] | zhou: zong jian nin kai che hui jia man dian |
| [07:14.21] | yan ni: hao de wo xiang xu ge yuan you dan gao ma |
| [07:16.03] | zhou: mei you.. |
| [07:16.64] | wu:.. na hai neng jiao guo sheng ri ma |
| [07:18.90] | ba yan jing bi shang bie xia shuo hua |
| [07:24.62] | zhou: zhe dan gao bu neng gei ta |
| [07:25.94] | wu: yi hui er ni zai mai yi ge jiu wan le |
| [07:27.43] | zhou: zhe dan gao shang mian ke de you zi ne |
| [07:28.75] | wu: shen me zi er |
| [07:30.10] | zhou: zao dian er sheng ge da pang xiao zi |
| [07:35.39] | wu meng, ran hou gu yi shuai dao dan gao |
| [07:37.57] | wu: ai ya wu zi ji dao di |
| [07:40.84] | xiao zhou ni tui wo! ni zen me tui wo a tai mei liang xin le yan zong nin kan kan |
| [07:48.24] | hao bu rong yi gei nin ding de dan gao ta yi tui wo zi dou shuai huai le |
| [07:57.82] | |
| [08:13.46] | yan ni: ni men shi zen me zhi dao de ya |
| [08:21.31] | zhe shi wo ma dui wo zui da de xi wang |
| [08:26.70] | wu zhou: ma ma zhen hao, zhen hao |
| [08:29.92] | yan ni: bu zhi dao wo zhe ge sui shu le hai neng bu neng zai sheng le wo ma hai neng bu neng kan dao |
| [08:34.05] | wu: yi ding neng |
| [08:35.66] | yan ni: wo hai kan dao ni men gei wo de li wu le |
| [08:37.11] | wu: shen me li wu |
| [08:37.57] | zhou: mei you li wu! |
| [08:38.42] | yan ni fan gui zi: zai zhe er ne |
| [08:40.53] | wu: ni ge na er gan shen me |
| [08:42.23] | yan ni: da kai la |
| [08:49.15] | |
| [08:49.98] | yan ni: zhe shen me yi si a |
| [08:52.31] | zhe shen me yi si |
| [08:53.92] | wu: zhe shi ge yuan wang a |
| [08:56.90] | ben lai wo men xiang rang nin wang zhe zhang gong zi ka li duo da yi dian er qian |
| [09:01.48] | dan jiu zai nin jie guo ka de yi shun jian wo dun wu le |
| [09:04.13] | zhen zheng de cai fu ying gai kao wo men de shuang shou zi ji qu nu li |
| [09:07.12] | zhe zhang ka wo men song de te bie can kui suo yi wo men |
| [09:10.13] | |
| [09:13.87] | yan ni: ni men song li wu de fang shi hai ting you chuang yi de ma |
| [09:16.94] | song de wo ye bu neng yao |
| [09:22.05] | yan ni fan chu ling yi ge he zi |
| [09:23.83] | yan ni na chu he zi li de pei qi: zhe ge wo ye bu neng yao |
| [09:26.04] | wu: xiao zhu pei qi, na zou |
| [09:29.43] | zhou: zhe ge ye bu neng gei |
| [09:30.35] | wu: ni zen me zhe me kou |
| [09:31.74] | zhou: bu shi wo kou |
| [09:32.93] | wu: wo zhi dao zhe li bian zhuang zhe ni men lia de qing chun |
| [09:35.11] | zhuang zhe ni men de hui yi |
| [09:36.83] | zhou: |
| [09:39.36] | yan ni: shuan dao che yao shi shang zheng hao |
| [09:43.37] | ei zhe ge an niu shi gan ma de |
| [09:45.98] | zhou wu: na ge an niu qian wan bu neng an |
| [09:49.55] | zhou kuai su pao guo qu, wu peng dao le an niu |
| [09:50.21] | zhang jin chang |
| [09:58.67] | zhang: mang mang ren hai zhong liang ge ren xiang yu jiu shi yuan fen |
| [10:01.46] | wo de hao xiong di xin li yi zhi you san ge zi |
| [10:03.52] | xiang shuo er you bu gan shuo |
| [10:05.75] | jin tian wo jiu yao ti ta da sheng de shuo chu lai |
| [10:09.26] | ... |
| [10:16.16] | zong! jian! hao! |
| [10:17.62] | shen me qing kuang |
| [10:19.54] | wu: zong jian hai you ge xiao jing xi mei gei ni kan zai zhe er |
| [10:22.36] | zhou dui zhang: jin tian bu shi wo nv peng you guo sheng ri ma |
| [10:24.48] | zong jian guo sheng ri |
| [10:26.61] | zhang: ni nv peng you guo sheng ri |
| [10:27.99] | zong jian guo sheng ri |
| [10:30.31] | ao ao ao |
| [10:31.57] | wo ming bai le |
| [10:33.15] | ni li hai ya |
| [10:34.75] | bie ren dou shi xiang fang she fa dang lao ban niang |
| [10:36.68] | ni dang lao ban die you gao du a |
| [10:39.74] | ji zhang jiao gei wo le |
| [10:41.02] | xia yi ge huan jie |
| [10:42.94] | na qi shou zhong de mai chang chu xin zhong de ai |
| [10:49.24] | xiao zhou, dao ni biao xian de shi hou le mai ju gei xiao zhou |
| [10:54.48] | chang chang chang chang |
| [10:55.33] | xiao zhou mei you chang |
| [10:58.39] | zhang: rang ta de ai ban zhe ni mai ju gei xiao zhou xiao zhou zai ci mei you chang |
| [11:03.73] | yong yuan ni you mei you gan jue dao |
| [11:11.82] | dan xin zai xiang dui de shi xian li cai neng fa xian |
| [11:17.99] | wu qiang zou mai |
| [11:18.52] | wu: wo men you yi ge hao ling dao |
| [11:22.80] | ni wei le wo men cao lao |
| [11:26.62] | dai wo men zou xiang mei hao |
| [11:31.81] | yan ni: pai ma pi de ci er gai de hai ting hao |
| [11:34.99] | ke wei shi me shi zhi xin ai ren ne |
| [11:37.07] | zhang: zhe ge ne |
| [11:37.51] | wu da duan |
| [11:38.70] | zhang: ai, zhu yao yin wei ni shi ai ren na |
| [11:40.97] | yan ni: shui de ai ren |
| [11:43.43] | wu: da jia de ai ren |
| [11:43.94] | zhang: ni za sha dou qiang |
| [11:44.70] | na shi ren jia de pai pai xiao zhou ta de ai ren |
| [11:46.98] | |
| [11:49.73] | zhou: na ge zong jian wo men you dian mao mei le |
| [11:52.24] | zhang: dui jin tian yao shuo jiu de shuo dian ai mei de |
| [11:54.91] | jiao gei wo le |
| [11:55.72] | wu: di sheng bu shi |
| [11:56.56] | zhang: san kai ha ha ha ha |
| [11:59.92] | gei ni zhun bei na ge gong zi ka kan jian le ma |
| [12:01.66] | yan ni: kan jian le, bu neng yao |
| [12:04.06] | zhang: bu wu zhi bu tu cai zhe dian te bie hao |
| [12:06.81] | yan ni na qi xiao zhu pei qi: wo xi huan zhe ge |
| [12:08.42] | zhang: ! zhe shi ge |
| [12:14.71] | ni jue de xiao zhou zen me yang |
| [12:18.22] | xiu se le a |
| [12:19.49] | nv hai yi xiu se zhe shi er jiu neng cheng |
| [12:22.59] | zhe yang yi hou zai ren qian wo gei ni yi ge mian zi jiao ni yi sheng zong jian |
| [12:27.47] | zhi yao xia le ban ni jiu shi wo hao lao mei er |
| [12:36.48] | yan ni: shui shi ni de hao lao mei er |
| [12:40.10] | zhang: hao di mei, lai, di mei, rang wo men zai yi ci ba jiao dian hui gui dao zhe ge an niu, ni zai an hai you jing xi, lai ba. kan ni na ge xing fu de xiao yang er, ni bu an wo ke an le a. an xia an niu |
| [12:52.48] | tong shi men shang chang yin yue qi: ding dang ting zhe li tang de zhong sheng, wo men zai shang di he qin you mian qian jian zheng, zhe dui nan nv xian zai jiu yao jie wei fu qi, bu yao wang le zhe yi qie shi duo me di shen sheng, ni yuan yi sheng si ku le yong yuan he ta zai yi qi, ai xi ta, zun zhong ta, an wei ta, bao hu zhe ta, lia ren tong xin jian li qi mei man de jia ting, ni yuan yi zhe yang zuo ma? |
| [13:19.68] | guan zhong: yuan yi, yuan yi, yuan yi. |
| [13:28.79] | zhang: na ni ne? |
| [13:30.80] | guan zhong: yuan yi, yuan yi, yuan yi. |
| [13:36.63] | yan ni: ming tian ni bu yong lai shang ban le. |
| [13:41.74] | zhang: na hou tian ne? |
| [13:43.04] | yan ni: hou tian ye bu yong lai le. |
| [13:44.66] | zhang: lian zhe zhou mo wo ke jiu xiu si tian le, zhe shi yi ge hao lao mei er gai gan de shi. |
| [13:51.43] | yan ni: zhe dao di shi za hui shi? |
| [13:53.29] | wu: zong jian. |
| [13:55.12] | yin yue: zhe jiu shi ai. |
| [14:02.87] | wu: zong jian shi zhe me hui shi. |
| [14:04.23] | yin yue: zhe jiu shi ai. |
| [14:13.43] | wu: que shi yao gei nin guo sheng ri, zong jian. |
| [14:15.37] | zhang: dan que shi bu shi wo yi ge ren de gong lao, shi wo men xiao ge er sa tong xin xie li. |
| [14:19.30] | yan ni: ni bie shuo hua. |
| [14:20.03] | wu: zhen shi ta. |
| [14:20.66] | yan ni: ni ye bie shuo hua, zhan qi lai, guo lai. |
| [14:29.05] | zhang: biao bai hai de ben ren lai, xiong di, yi hui er shui ye bie ku, shui ku shui shi da sha. bei wu wu zui |
| [14:37.88] | yan ni: ni shuo. |
| [14:41.64] | zhou: shi zhe yang, zong jian, jin tian wo ben lai xiang wei fan gong si gui ding, zai gong si gei wo nv peng you guo ge sheng ri, zhong dian shi wo xiang gen ta qiu hun, wo men ping shi tai mang le, zong shi zai jia ban, zong shi zai jia ban, zong shi ba zui hao de yi mian gei ke hu, wo ye xiang rang zi ji de jia li ren neng gou gao xing gao xing, |
| [15:01.44] | mei xiang dao jin tian ju ran ye shi nin guo sheng ri, zhen shi. sheng ri kuai le. |
| [15:13.39] | zhang: ku wo gang cai shi bu shi you dian fan ren le? |
| [15:17.66] | yan ni: ni gan dong le, wo ye xin dong le, zai ban gong shi qiu hun shi wo jin nian jing li de zui lang man de shi, ni bie pa, guo le nian wo ye hui fan pian r de, xin de yi nian shen ti ji xu hao, neng chi neng shui, qin yu gong zuo, hao hao jiao liu, dui bu qi. |
| [15:36.56] | tong shi men: dui bu qi. |
| [15:41.77] | yan ni: chu ci jian mian, xia dao da jia le, shi ni men de ke ai chu dong le wo, ni men xiang yi jia ren yi yang wen xin, wo ye xiang jia ru ni men, wo men shi yi ge tuan dui yao bi ci wen nuan, yi hou wo ye yao wen cun yi dian. |
| [15:58.18] | tong shi men: ai. |
| [15:59.51] | yan ni: ni men cai wo jin nian duo da? |
| [16:02.37] | zhang: guo nian si shi ba. |
| [16:08.55] | yan ni: wo de shen ya, wo cuo le zhen de cuo le. |
| [16:12.45] | zhou: wo de zhu, wo de zhu, zong jian. |
| [16:15.62] | zhang: wo de tian na, ni jiu gei ta bei, na me kou ne, bu shi na li shi you zuan jie ya, hai shi zen me zhao. |
| [16:21.11] | wu: wo de ma ya, zheng ge zhu nian ni shi zui sha de, ni zhi dao ma? |
| [00:03.86] | zhōu: zǔ zhǎng, tīng shuō jīn ér gè zán men bàn gōng shì yào lái yí gè tè bié lì hài de xīn zǒng jiān. |
| [00:08.33] | shěn yuè: ó, wǒ yě tīng shuō le. |
| [00:09.66] | tóng shì: zhēn de jiǎ de? |
| [00:10.64] | wú: āi yō, tā hái néng kāi le zán men ya, méi shì, pà shén me! |
| [00:22.32] | yàn nī: shàng bān shí jiān wán shǒu jī, nǐ yí gè yuè kāi duō shǎo qián. |
| [00:26.41] | kuài dì yuán: bú shì |
| [00:27.44] | yàn nī: bú shì shén me, kāi duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:28.73] | kuài dì yuán: wǒ |
| [00:29.67] | yàn nī: wǒ shén me wǒ, kāi duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:31.30] | kuài dì yuán: nà gè. |
| [00:31.78] | yàn nī: kāi duō shǎo qián? |
| [00:33.41] | kuài dì yuán: sān qiān. |
| [00:35.51] | yàn nī: zhè shì liǎng ge yuè de, zǒu rén. |
| [00:37.75] | kuài dì yuán: bú shì, wǒ shì |
| [00:38.45] | yàn nī: zǒu. zuò gè zì wǒ jiè shào, wǒ shì xīn lái de zǒng jiān, nǐ men kě yǐ jiào wǒ yàn zǒng, kàn dào méi yǒu, shàng bān shí jiān wán shǒu jī, jiù shì zhè gè xià chǎng, tā shì něi gè bù mén de? |
| [00:55.67] | wú: tā shì sòng kuài dì de, lèi le zuò zhè ér xiē huì ér. |
| [01:02.36] | yàn nī: yǒu diàn huà ma? |
| [01:03.01] | wú: yǒu. |
| [01:03.51] | yàn nī: gǎn jǐn dǎ yí gè. |
| [01:05.70] | wú: āi, guān jī le, bào jǐng ma, yàn zǒng. |
| [01:08.01] | yàn nī: bú yào bào jǐng, gěi gè chà píng. |
| [01:10.87] | kuài dì yuán: chà píng qiān wàn bù néng gěi a, dà jiě gāng cái shì gè wù huì, nǐ ràng wǒ zǒu, wǒ zài mén kǒu dōu méi gǎn zǒu, dàn shì wǒ yě bù gǎn jìn lái, xíng le, gēn nín jiě shì qīng chǔ jiù xíng le, wǒ jiù fàng xīn le, nín máng, bù dǎ rǎo nín le. |
| [01:21.80] | wú: qián. |
| [01:24.01] | yàn nī: xiǎo gē. |
| [01:31.21] | wú: gè wèi, xīn guān shàng rèn shā jī jǐng hóu, shā bié rén jiā de jī, xià hu zì jǐ jiā de hóu, jīn ér xiǎo zhōu yǒu huà gěi dà jiā shuō, xiǎo zhōu. |
| [01:41.93] | zhōu: shì zhè yàng, jīn tiān wǒ xiǎng gěi wǒ nǚ péng yǒu guò gè shēng rì. |
| [01:45.52] | shěn yuè: zài nǎ guò a? |
| [01:46.77] | wú: zuì jìn zán men gōng sī shì duō, jiù zài gōng sī guò. |
| [01:49.19] | zhōu: zhòng diǎn shì wǒ xiǎng jiè zhe guò shēng rì de jī huì, gēn tā qiú hūn. |
| [01:54.19] | shěn yuè: qiú hūn? |
| [01:55.02] | tóng shì: bú shì, nǐ xiǎo zi xíng a, tiān tiān jiā bān hái yǒu shí jiān tán liàn ài. |
| [01:57.81] | zhōu: nǐ kàn. |
| [01:59.51] | shěn yuè: zǎ qiú, zǎ qiú? |
| [02:01.47] | wú: jiù zài gōng sī qiú. |
| [02:02.94] | shěn yuè: zài gōng sī qiú zhè yě |
| [02:04.12] | tóng shì: yě wú liáo le. |
| [02:05.74] | zhōu: wǒ jué de zài gōng sī qiú hūn, tǐng yǒu yì yì de. |
| [02:08.23] | wú: nǐ liǎ xiān huí qù ba, zǒng jiān lái fā biāo le. |
| [02:11.77] | shěn yuè: zǒng jiān zěn me le, duō dà gè lǐng dǎo a, xiōng bā bā de, gàn má ya, dào le néng dāng zǒng cái de nián jì, tā què dāng gè zǒng jiān. kàn dào yàn nī zǒng jiān duì bù qǐ, wǒ shī yán le. |
| [02:28.24] | yàn nī: méi guān xì, nǐ shī yè le. |
| [02:30.19] | shěn yuè: bú shì, zǒng jiān. |
| [02:31.28] | yàn nī: zǒu rén, zǒu rén, zǒu. |
| [02:34.63] | shěn yuè: xíng, nà huí tóu nín gēn wǒ mā shuō yī shēng. |
| [02:38.61] | yàn nī: wǒ gēn nǐ mā shuō de zháo ma, nǐ mā shì shuí ya? |
| [02:40.42] | zhōu: tā mā shì zán men gōng sī dǒng shì zhǎng. |
| [02:48.05] | yàn nī: lǎo mèi ér. |
| [02:52.13] | zhòng rén: hā hā hā hā hā |
| [02:55.14] | wú: dì èr cì shā jī jǐng hóu, yī qún jī lǐ miàn jiù yì zhī hóu, ràng tā gěi līn chū qù le |
| [03:00.13] | zhòng rén: hā hā hā hā hā |
| [03:02.41] | zhāng: zhè yàng, zhè gè xiǎo zhōu qiú hūn de shì ér ne, wǒ lái zǔ zhī |
| [03:04.38] | wú: āi, bié, dà jiā dōu tīng wǒ shuō, wǒ lái zǔ zhī |
| [03:07.90] | yàn nī dǎ duàn: kāi huì! shuō shuō nǐ men zuò de zhèi xiē guǎng gào chuàng yì |
| [03:14.63] | dì yí gè |
| [03:16.59] | bái xuě gōng zhǔ chuān shang tài yáng pái yǔ róng fú huà le |
| [03:20.66] | zhè gè chuàng yì shì shuí xiǎng de |
| [03:24.51] | zhāng: hā hā hā hā |
| [03:26.85] | yàn nī: zuò xià |
| [03:28.23] | dì èr gè |
| [03:29.51] | shuì měi rén hē le yuè liàng pái kā fēi zhī hòu xǐng le |
| [03:33.57] | zhè gè chuàng yì yòu shì shuí xiǎng de |
| [03:35.96] | shěn yuè: wǒ |
| [03:39.54] | yàn nī: nián qīng rén, gōng zuò shì gōng zuò, nǐ mā shì nǐ mā |
| [03:43.47] | měi hǎo de shēng huó hái yào kào zì jǐ qù chuàng zào |
| [03:46.11] | jiù nǐ zhè pò chuàng yì wǒ yī wǎn shàng néng xiǎng yī má dài |
| [03:49.83] | hái néng bù néng gàn le |
| [03:51.28] | nǐ men yào shì ná bù chū yí gè hǎo de chuàng yì |
| [03:52.94] | xìn bù xìn wǒ bǎ zhěng gè bù mén gěi cái le |
| [03:54.70] | wú: yàn zǒng nín fàng xīn, wǒ men yí dìng gěi nín yí gè jīng xǐ |
| [03:56.91] | yàn nī: wǒ děng zhe nǐ de surprise jīng xǐ |
| [03:59.05] | sàn huì! |
| [04:06.82] | wú: yuán lái tā shā jī bú shì wèi le jǐng hóu |
| [04:09.32] | tā shā jī chún cuì shì ài hào |
| [04:12.36] | xíng la, xiān bù guǎn zhè gè |
| [04:13.85] | jīn tiān xiān bǎ xiǎo zhōu de shì ér gěi máng le |
| [04:15.91] | máng qǐ lái dà huǒ ér |
| [04:17.16] | zhāng: xiōng dì wǒ tǐng nǐ |
| [04:18.72] | tóng shì: bú shì nà yào shì bèi fā xiàn le zěn me bàn |
| [04:21.02] | zhāng: nà suàn le |
| [04:22.56] | zhōu: zhōng shēn dà shì a |
| [04:23.89] | zhāng: wǒ tǐng nǐ |
| [04:25.46] | tóng shì: bú shì nà zǒng jiān duō xiōng a |
| [04:26.97] | zhāng: nà suàn le |
| [04:29.50] | wú: nǐ yòu shǒu shǒu zhǐ pá nǎo dài |
| [04:32.33] | zhāng: shén me yì sī |
| [04:33.13] | wú: zǒu zǒu nǎo zi |
| [04:36.70] | xiān guò wán shēng rì, zán men zài jiā bān, jiě jué le |
| [04:39.77] | tóng shì: ō |
| [04:40.85] | wú: dōu guò lái, bié pà, yī huì ér wǒ gēn xiǎo zhōu, wǒ men fù zé dì yī jiē duàn, guò shēng rì |
| [04:45.83] | nǐ dài tā liǎ fù zé dì èr jiē duàn, qiú hūn |
| [04:49.30] | zhāng: fàng xīn xiōng dì jiāo gěi wǒ bǎo zhèng ràng nǐ qǔ shàng děng zhe |
| [04:54.32] | zhōu: a. wéi wēi |
| [04:54.88] | zhāng: a? |
| [04:55.40] | zhōu: dāi huì r wǒ àn nà gè hū jiào niǔ nǐ zài shàng, wǒ yào shì bù àn, nǐ kě qiān wàn bié mào chǎng |
| [04:58.83] | zhāng: wǒ jīn tiān jiù děng nǐ xiǎo zhōu de àn niǔ |
| [05:00.54] | zhōu: sǐ děng a |
| [05:01.44] | zhāng: děng sǐ ba zǒu |
| [05:07.59] | wú: yīng gāi méi shén me shì āi nǐ nà gè qiú ài de cí ér zhǔn bèi hǎo méi yǒu |
| [05:11.25] | zhōu: a zǔ zhǎng wǒ shì zhè me xiǎng de nín bāng wǒ tīng yī tīng a |
| [05:14.56] | dāi huì r wǒ bǎ mén dǎ kāi bǎ tā ràng jìn lái rán hòu wǒ jiù gēn tā shuō |
| [05:19.12] | zhàn zhù yàn nī jìn mén le wù wǒ zhī dào gōng zuò kuī qiàn le nǐ hěn duō |
| [05:24.64] | yīn wèi gōng zuò nǐ de shēng huó shī qù le tài duō de yán sè lái zhōu xiàng wū nèi zǒu yàn nī gēn suí |
| [05:30.39] | wǒ zǒng shì zài jiā bān zǒng shì zài jiā bān kě shì gōng zuò hǎo xiàng yuè jiā bān hái jiù yuè duō le lái jì xù gēn suí |
| [05:36.88] | dàn shì wǒ zhī dào jīn tiān wǒ liú xià de měi dī hàn shuǐ dōu shì wèi le huàn huí míng tiān wǒ men gèng měi hǎo de shēng huó gēn shàng |
| [05:45.57] | jīn tiān zhè lǐ méi yǒu kè hù méi yǒu jiǎ fāng méi yǒu gōng zhāng zhǐ yǒu yí gè shǎ guā bèi shēn duì nǐ yǎn jiǎng |
| [05:52.70] | xiàng nǐ hǎn chū xīn zhōng de nà sān ge zì zhōu zhuǎn shēn kàn dào yàn nī |
| [06:00.32] | zǒng! jiān! hǎo! |
| [06:04.48] | wú: nǐ zhè shí hòu shuō shí mǒ zǒng jiān hǎo nǐ yīng gāi fēi cháng wēn róu fēi cháng làng màn de huí tóu duì tā shuō wú zhuǎn shēn kàn dào yàn nī |
| [06:10.29] | zǒng! jiān! hǎo! |
| [06:11.73] | yàn nī: xīn kǔ le! dǎ gè zhāo hū hái zhè me yǒu céng cì |
| [06:16.43] | kàn dào wǒ de chē yào shi le ma |
| [06:17.22] | zhōu: chē yào shi, chē yào shi |
| [06:22.60] | yàn nī: zhè bàn gōng shì shì nǐ men liǎ bù zhì de? |
| [06:27.33] | hǎo a nǐ men zhè jiù shì nǐ men gěi wǒ de jīng xǐ? |
| [06:31.66] | wǒ hái yǐ wéi jīng xǐ shì gè guǎng gào fāng àn ne |
| [06:34.61] | méi xiǎng dào yuán lái shì yào gěi wǒ guò shēng rì |
| [06:41.49] | wǒ yǐ jīng hǎo jǐ nián méi yǒu guò guo shēng rì le |
| [06:47.92] | wú: shēng rì kuài lè |
| [06:51.88] | yàn nī: gù yì bǎ wǒ de chē yào shi cáng qǐ lái yǐn wǒ huí lái |
| [06:57.03] | zhōu: zhè wǒ kě zhēn de.. |
| [06:58.12] | wú: zhè kě zhēn shì shén me dōu mán bú zhù nín nà |
| [07:02.06] | yàn nī: xiè xiè nǐ men |
| [07:04.77] | zhù nǐ shēng rì kuài lè |
| [07:12.88] | zhōu: zǒng jiān nín kāi chē huí jiā màn diǎn |
| [07:14.21] | yàn nī: hǎo de wǒ xiǎng xǔ gè yuàn yǒu dàn gāo ma |
| [07:16.03] | zhōu: méi yǒu.. |
| [07:16.64] | wú:.. nà hái néng jiào guò shēng rì ma |
| [07:18.90] | bǎ yǎn jīng bì shang bié xiā shuō huà |
| [07:24.62] | zhōu: zhè dàn gāo bù néng gěi tā |
| [07:25.94] | wú: yī huì ér nǐ zài mǎi yí gè jiù wán le |
| [07:27.43] | zhōu: zhè dàn gāo shàng miàn kè de yǒu zì ne |
| [07:28.75] | wú: shén me zì ér |
| [07:30.10] | zhōu: zǎo diǎn ér shēng gè dà pàng xiǎo zi |
| [07:35.39] | wú měng, rán hòu gù yì shuāi dǎo dàn gāo |
| [07:37.57] | wú: āi yā wú zì jǐ dǎo dì |
| [07:40.84] | xiǎo zhōu nǐ tuī wǒ! nǐ zěn me tuī wǒ a tài méi liáng xīn le yàn zǒng nín kàn kàn |
| [07:48.24] | hǎo bù róng yì gěi nín dìng de dàn gāo tā yī tuī wǒ zì dōu shuāi huài le |
| [07:57.82] | |
| [08:13.46] | yàn nī: nǐ men shì zěn me zhī dào de ya |
| [08:21.31] | zhè shì wǒ mā duì wǒ zuì dà de xī wàng |
| [08:26.70] | wú zhōu: mā mā zhēn hǎo, zhēn hǎo |
| [08:29.92] | yàn nī: bù zhī dào wǒ zhè gè suì shù le hái néng bù néng zài shēng le wǒ mā hái néng bù néng kàn dào |
| [08:34.05] | wú: yí dìng néng |
| [08:35.66] | yàn nī: wǒ hái kàn dào nǐ men gěi wǒ de lǐ wù le |
| [08:37.11] | wú: shén me lǐ wù |
| [08:37.57] | zhōu: méi yǒu lǐ wù! |
| [08:38.42] | yàn nī fān guì zi: zài zhè ér ne |
| [08:40.53] | wú: nǐ gē nà ér gàn shén me |
| [08:42.23] | yàn nī: dǎ kāi la |
| [08:49.15] | |
| [08:49.98] | yàn nī: zhè shén me yì sī a |
| [08:52.31] | zhè shén me yì sī |
| [08:53.92] | wú: zhè shì gè yuàn wàng a |
| [08:56.90] | běn lái wǒ men xiǎng ràng nín wǎng zhè zhāng gōng zī kǎ lǐ duō dǎ yì diǎn ér qián |
| [09:01.48] | dàn jiù zài nín jiē guò kǎ de yī shùn jiān wǒ dùn wù le |
| [09:04.13] | zhēn zhèng de cái fù yīng gāi kào wǒ men de shuāng shǒu zì jǐ qù nǔ lì |
| [09:07.12] | zhè zhāng kǎ wǒ men sòng de tè bié cán kuì suǒ yǐ wǒ men |
| [09:10.13] | |
| [09:13.87] | yàn nī: nǐ men sòng lǐ wù de fāng shì hái tǐng yǒu chuàng yì de ma |
| [09:16.94] | sòng de wǒ yě bù néng yào |
| [09:22.05] | yàn nī fān chū lìng yí gè hé zi |
| [09:23.83] | yàn nī ná chū hé zi lǐ de pèi qí: zhè gè wǒ yě bù néng yào |
| [09:26.04] | wú: xiǎo zhū pèi qí, ná zǒu |
| [09:29.43] | zhōu: zhè gè yě bù néng gěi |
| [09:30.35] | wú: nǐ zěn me zhè me kōu |
| [09:31.74] | zhōu: bú shì wǒ kōu |
| [09:32.93] | wú: wǒ zhī dào zhè lǐ biān zhuāng zhe nǐ men liǎ de qīng chūn |
| [09:35.11] | zhuāng zhe nǐ men de huí yì |
| [09:36.83] | zhōu: |
| [09:39.36] | yàn nī: shuān dào chē yào shi shàng zhèng hǎo |
| [09:43.37] | éi zhè gè àn niǔ shì gàn ma de |
| [09:45.98] | zhōu wú: nà gè àn niǔ qiān wàn bù néng àn |
| [09:49.55] | zhōu kuài sù pǎo guò qù, wù pèng dào le àn niǔ |
| [09:50.21] | zhāng jìn chǎng |
| [09:58.67] | zhāng: máng máng rén hǎi zhōng liǎng gè rén xiāng yù jiù shì yuán fèn |
| [10:01.46] | wǒ de hǎo xiōng dì xīn lǐ yī zhí yǒu sān ge zì |
| [10:03.52] | xiǎng shuō ér yòu bù gǎn shuō |
| [10:05.75] | jīn tiān wǒ jiù yào tì tā dà shēng de shuō chū lái |
| [10:09.26] | ... |
| [10:16.16] | zǒng! jiān! hǎo! |
| [10:17.62] | shén me qíng kuàng |
| [10:19.54] | wú: zǒng jiān hái yǒu gè xiǎo jīng xǐ méi gěi nǐ kàn zài zhè ér |
| [10:22.36] | zhōu duì zhāng: jīn tiān bú shì wǒ nǚ péng yǒu guò shēng rì ma |
| [10:24.48] | zǒng jiān guò shēng rì |
| [10:26.61] | zhāng: nǐ nǚ péng yǒu guò shēng rì |
| [10:27.99] | zǒng jiān guò shēng rì |
| [10:30.31] | áo áo áo |
| [10:31.57] | wǒ míng bái le |
| [10:33.15] | nǐ lì hài ya |
| [10:34.75] | bié rén dōu shì xiǎng fāng shè fǎ dāng lǎo bǎn niáng |
| [10:36.68] | nǐ dāng lǎo bǎn diē yǒu gāo dù a |
| [10:39.74] | jī zhǎng jiāo gěi wǒ le |
| [10:41.02] | xià yī ge huán jié |
| [10:42.94] | ná qǐ shǒu zhōng de mài chàng chū xīn zhōng de ài |
| [10:49.24] | xiǎo zhōu, dào nǐ biǎo xiàn de shí hòu le mài jǔ gěi xiǎo zhōu |
| [10:54.48] | chàng chàng chàng chàng |
| [10:55.33] | xiǎo zhōu méi yǒu chàng |
| [10:58.39] | zhāng: ràng tā de ài bàn zhe nǐ mài jǔ gěi xiǎo zhōu xiǎo zhōu zài cì méi yǒu chàng |
| [11:03.73] | yǒng yuǎn nǐ yǒu méi yǒu gǎn jué dào |
| [11:11.82] | dān xīn zài xiāng duì de shì xiàn lǐ cái néng fā xiàn |
| [11:17.99] | wú qiǎng zǒu mài |
| [11:18.52] | wú: wǒ men yǒu yí gè hǎo lǐng dǎo |
| [11:22.80] | nǐ wèi le wǒ men cāo láo |
| [11:26.62] | dài wǒ men zǒu xiàng měi hǎo |
| [11:31.81] | yàn nī: pāi mǎ pì de cí ér gǎi de hái tǐng hǎo |
| [11:34.99] | kě wèi shí me shì zhī xīn ài rén ne |
| [11:37.07] | zhāng: zhè gè ne |
| [11:37.51] | wú dǎ duàn |
| [11:38.70] | zhāng: āi, zhǔ yào yīn wèi nǐ shì ài rén nà |
| [11:40.97] | yàn nī: shuí de ài rén |
| [11:43.43] | wú: dà jiā de ài rén |
| [11:43.94] | zhāng: nǐ zǎ shà dōu qiǎng |
| [11:44.70] | nà shi rén jiā de pāi pāi xiǎo zhōu tā de ài rén |
| [11:46.98] | |
| [11:49.73] | zhōu: nà gè zǒng jiān wǒ men yǒu diǎn mào mèi le |
| [11:52.24] | zhāng: duì jīn tiān yào shuō jiù dé shuō diǎn ài mèi de |
| [11:54.91] | jiāo gěi wǒ le |
| [11:55.72] | wú: dī shēng bú shì |
| [11:56.56] | zhāng: sàn kāi hā hā hā hā |
| [11:59.92] | gěi nǐ zhǔn bèi nà gè gōng zī kǎ kàn jiàn le ma |
| [12:01.66] | yàn nī: kàn jiàn le, bù néng yào |
| [12:04.06] | zhāng: bù wù zhì bù tú cái zhè diǎn tè bié hǎo |
| [12:06.81] | yàn nī ná qǐ xiǎo zhū pèi qí: wǒ xǐ huān zhè gè |
| [12:08.42] | zhāng: ! zhè shì gè |
| [12:14.71] | nǐ jué de xiǎo zhōu zěn me yàng |
| [12:18.22] | xiū sè le a |
| [12:19.49] | nǚ hái yī xiū sè zhè shì ér jiù néng chéng |
| [12:22.59] | zhè yàng yǐ hòu zài rén qián wǒ gěi nǐ yí gè miàn zi jiào nǐ yī shēng zǒng jiān |
| [12:27.47] | zhǐ yào xià le bān nǐ jiù shì wǒ hǎo lǎo mèi ér |
| [12:36.48] | yàn nī: shuí shì nǐ de hǎo lǎo mèi ér |
| [12:40.10] | zhāng: hǎo dì mèi, lái, dì mèi, ràng wǒ men zài yī cì bǎ jiāo diǎn huí guī dào zhè gè àn niǔ, nǐ zài àn hái yǒu jīng xǐ, lái ba. kàn nǐ nà gè xìng fú de xiǎo yàng ér, nǐ bù àn wǒ kě àn le a. àn xià àn niǔ |
| [12:52.48] | tóng shì men shàng chǎng yīn yuè qǐ: dīng dāng tīng zhe lǐ táng de zhōng shēng, wǒ men zài shàng dì hé qīn yǒu miàn qián jiàn zhèng, zhè duì nán nǚ xiàn zài jiù yào jié wèi fū qī, bú yào wàng le zhè yī qiè shì duō me dì shén shèng, nǐ yuàn yì shēng sǐ kǔ lè yǒng yuǎn hé tā zài yì qǐ, ài xī tā, zūn zhòng tā, ān wèi tā, bǎo hù zhe tā, liǎ rén tóng xīn jiàn lì qǐ měi mǎn de jiā tíng, nǐ yuàn yì zhè yàng zuò ma? |
| [13:19.68] | guān zhòng: yuàn yì, yuàn yì, yuàn yì. |
| [13:28.79] | zhāng: nà nǐ ne? |
| [13:30.80] | guān zhòng: yuàn yì, yuàn yì, yuàn yì. |
| [13:36.63] | yàn nī: míng tiān nǐ bù yòng lái shàng bān le. |
| [13:41.74] | zhāng: nà hòu tiān ne? |
| [13:43.04] | yàn nī: hòu tiān yě bù yòng lái le. |
| [13:44.66] | zhāng: lián zhe zhōu mò wǒ kě jiù xiū sì tiān le, zhè shì yí gè hǎo lǎo mèi ér gāi gàn de shì. |
| [13:51.43] | yàn nī: zhè dào dǐ shì zǎ huí shì? |
| [13:53.29] | wú: zǒng jiān. |
| [13:55.12] | yīn yuè: zhè jiù shì ài. |
| [14:02.87] | wú: zǒng jiān shì zhè me huí shì. |
| [14:04.23] | yīn yuè: zhè jiù shì ài. |
| [14:13.43] | wú: què shí yào gěi nín guò shēng rì, zǒng jiān. |
| [14:15.37] | zhāng: dàn què shí bú shì wǒ yí ge rén de gōng láo, shì wǒ men xiǎo gē ér sā tóng xīn xié lì. |
| [14:19.30] | yàn nī: nǐ bié shuō huà. |
| [14:20.03] | wú: zhēn shì tā. |
| [14:20.66] | yàn nī: nǐ yě bié shuō huà, zhàn qǐ lái, guò lái. |
| [14:29.05] | zhāng: biǎo bái hái dé běn rén lái, xiōng dì, yī huì ér shuí yě bié kū, shuí kū shuí shì dà shǎ. bèi wú wǔ zuǐ |
| [14:37.88] | yàn nī: nǐ shuō. |
| [14:41.64] | zhōu: shì zhè yàng, zǒng jiān, jīn tiān wǒ běn lái xiǎng wéi fǎn gōng sī guī dìng, zài gōng sī gěi wǒ nǚ péng yǒu guò gè shēng rì, zhòng diǎn shì wǒ xiǎng gēn tā qiú hūn, wǒ men píng shí tài máng le, zǒng shì zài jiā bān, zǒng shì zài jiā bān, zǒng shì bǎ zuì hǎo de yī miàn gěi kè hù, wǒ yě xiǎng ràng zì jǐ de jiā lǐ rén néng gòu gāo xìng gāo xìng, |
| [15:01.44] | méi xiǎng dào jīn tiān jū rán yě shì nín guò shēng rì, zhēn shì. shēng rì kuài lè. |
| [15:13.39] | zhāng: kū wǒ gāng cái shì bú shì yǒu diǎn fán rén le? |
| [15:17.66] | yàn nī: nǐ gǎn dòng le, wǒ yě xīn dòng le, zài bàn gōng shì qiú hūn shì wǒ jīn nián jīng lì de zuì làng màn de shì, nǐ bié pà, guò le nián wǒ yě huì fān piān r de, xīn de yī nián shēn tǐ jì xù hǎo, néng chī néng shuì, qín yú gōng zuò, hǎo hǎo jiāo liú, duì bù qǐ. |
| [15:36.56] | tóng shì men: duì bù qǐ. |
| [15:41.77] | yàn nī: chū cì jiàn miàn, xià dào dà jiā le, shì nǐ men de kě ài chù dòng le wǒ, nǐ men xiàng yī jiā rén yí yàng wēn xīn, wǒ yě xiǎng jiā rù nǐ men, wǒ men shì yí gè tuán duì yào bǐ cǐ wēn nuǎn, yǐ hòu wǒ yě yào wēn cún yì diǎn. |
| [15:58.18] | tóng shì men: āi. |
| [15:59.51] | yàn nī: nǐ men cāi wǒ jīn nián duō dà? |
| [16:02.37] | zhāng: guò nián sì shí bā. |
| [16:08.55] | yàn nī: wǒ de shén ya, wǒ cuò le zhēn de cuò le. |
| [16:12.45] | zhōu: wǒ de zhū, wǒ de zhū, zǒng jiān. |
| [16:15.62] | zhāng: wǒ de tiān nà, nǐ jiù gěi tā bei, nà me kōu ne, bú shì nà lǐ shì yǒu zuàn jiè ya, hái shì zěn me zhāo. |
| [16:21.11] | wú: wǒ de mā ya, zhěng gè zhū nián nǐ shì zuì shǎ de, nǐ zhī dào ma? |
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