1 C

-1°C
1 C Lyrics

Song -1°C
Artist 鏡音リン
Artist 巡音ルカ
Album 2038
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[00:00.67] ダジャレで世界を照らし
[00:04.86] ダジャレを世界にまわそう
[00:09.21] ダジャレで世界をつなぎ
[00:13.64] 世界を明るくしませんか
[00:22.82]
[00:35.98] いきなり布団が吹っ飛んだー
[00:38.20] ねぇ、追いかけるハエ、ごっつー速えーぜ
[00:40.79] その先の囚われたトラの隣で
[00:42.28] 馬が生まれた家の外では
[00:45.36] 今日もバッタとても頑張った
[00:47.50] 花と話す僕はボクサーさ
[00:49.69] 寝床は、ねーどこ?って訪ねる
[00:51.93] 猫が寝転んでいました
[00:54.12] マドンナって「まぁ、どんな人?」って
[00:56.36] 窓のそばで微睡むセレブも
[00:58.56] 滑り台ですべりたいし
[01:00.22] ナイスな椅子にも座りたいのです
[01:02.92] シャベルが喋るファンタジーの
[01:05.16] シマウマをしまうママ..って凄くね?
[01:07.47] 虫を無視する豚がぶったから
[01:09.67] 父さんはここを通さんぞ
[01:11.81] そんな事するからイカが怒った
[01:14.69] すみませんじゃ済みません
[01:16.32] 「まぁ、まぁまぁまぁまぁ許してあげなよ」
[01:19.26] って鮭が叫ぶ
[01:20.69] チアガールも立ち上がる
[01:22.90] 「銅像でもどーぞ」
[01:25.18] そんなシャレはやめなしゃれ
[01:26.77] ワニが輪になるように手を繋げ
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[01:29.25] くだらないけどね
[01:33.50] 憎めないよね
[01:38.04] くだらないほどね
[01:42.40] 価値はあるよね
[01:46.64]
[01:46.89] ニューヨークで入浴中の
[01:49.00] 孔子みたいな講師が真っ裸で出てきて
[01:51.81] 納戸で何度も「重大な10代!」
[01:54.16] って言うけど、なぜ納戸?真っ裸?
[01:56.30] 流石にカエルもひっくり返る
[01:58.53] いよかん食べて良い予感がして
[02:00.72] 転職したら天職だったよ
[02:02.93] 最高なノリでさぁ行こうぜ!
[02:05.11] 迎えの車が来るまで
[02:06.88] 占いの本を売らない本屋のそばに
[02:09.71] 三重が見える飲み屋で
[02:11.28] 「わたし、ワインには弱いんです」とか言いつつ
[02:14.17] 浴びるように酒を飲む校長、絶好調!
[02:17.21] のび太のママ伸びたまま
[02:18.84] パンダはエキスパンダーで筋トレ
[02:21.26] 猿は黙って去るだけ
[02:22.96] ヒラメは閃いた様子で
[02:24.82] タモリの居た森へ行くつもりみたいだ
[02:27.48] 千年修行に専念すると
[02:29.67] 勝手に予想するのはよそうよ
[02:31.88] 蜜を見つけた母が「ははははっ」と、ご機嫌です
[02:34.94] もぐらないモグラは橋の端に置いてある
[02:37.95] タイヤにぶつかってリタイヤ。もう嫌ぁ~
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[02:40.42] くだらないですね
[02:44.43] でも、憎めないよ
[02:49.16] くだらないけどね
[02:53.54] 価値はあるはず..
[02:57.82]
[02:58.08] ホテルで火照る二人の今日の朝食は超ショック..
[03:01.47] だったけれど帰り道、幻の蝶を見かけ超ラッキー!
[03:05.69] ってことでプラマイゼロ
[03:07.30] 犬が居ぬ間にモスクワに行けば腹も空くわ
[03:10.16] ガツガツ食べたいけど、焼き肉は焼きにくい
[03:13.21] 鳥肉も取りにくい..早く食べたい
[03:15.74] 太陽が見たい妖怪に何か用かい?
[03:18.95] 思いのほか閣下が笑う「かっかっか!」
[03:21.65] イケるクチっすねー
[03:22.77] もう一ついかがでしょうか?閣下!
[03:25.09] トナカイと仲良いイタチの生い立ち
[03:27.50] カバをかばう話の誤解は五回まで
[03:30.55] 景気のいいケーキ屋に鯉に恋した鴨がいるかも
[03:34.16] 栗のクリームアイスを愛す板さんが歩いた散歩道で
[03:38.48] 象の像の前で待ち合わせ中
[03:40.83] ダッシュで杉田が通り過ぎた
[03:43.02] かねがね金がねーと火星の家政婦はぼやく
[03:46.32] ラクダに乗れば楽だろう
[03:48.02] ちょこちょこ出て来た蟻が10匹「ありがとう!」
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[04:09.23] ダジャレで世界を照らし
[04:13.57] ダジャレを世界にまわそう
[04:18.00] ダジャレで世界をつなぎ
[04:22.36] 世界がもっと..たのしくなれ
[04:26.93]
[04:27.18] コーンがこ~んなに余ってるから
[04:29.34] 多過ぎる大杉さんにあげたら
[04:31.65] 「腹をこわした」と怒られました
[04:33.81] 古いのあげた訳じゃないけどね
[04:36.17] 「言い訳していいわけ?」ないでしょう..
[04:38.42] 聞いているのか!お前だ!前田!
[04:40.56] 未完熟のみかんあげますから
[04:42.76] このネタ未完のままでおしまい
[04:44.94] 内容が無いようで1コマ余って困って手を拱いて
[04:49.30] 同志よ「どうしよう..」と相談
[04:51.49] 「君の話は話にならん」
[04:53.50] って、言われたけど石の意志を持つ俺は折れない
[04:56.68] ダジャレは最高だ!
[04:58.44] 最後にまた布団がふっ飛んだー。
[00:00.67] shi jie zhao
[00:04.86] shi jie
[00:09.21] shi jie
[00:13.64] shi jie ming
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[00:35.98] bu tuan chui fei
[00:38.20] zhui su
[00:40.79] xian qiu lin
[00:42.28] ma sheng jia wai
[00:45.36] jin ri wan zhang
[00:47.50] hua hua pu
[00:49.69] qin chuang? fang
[00:51.93] mao qin zhuan
[00:54.12] ren?
[00:56.36] chuang wei shui
[00:58.56] hua tai
[01:00.22] yi zi zuo
[01:02.92] die
[01:05.16] .. qi?
[01:07.47] chong wu shi tun
[01:09.67] fu tong
[01:11.81] shi nu
[01:14.69] ji
[01:16.32] xu
[01:19.26] gui jiao
[01:20.69] li shang
[01:22.90] tong xiang
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[01:26.77] lun shou ji
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[01:33.50] zeng
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[01:42.40] si zhi
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[01:46.89] ru yu zhong
[01:49.00] kong zi jiang shi zhen luo chu
[01:51.81] na hu he du zhong da 10 dai!
[01:54.16] yan na hu? zhen luo?
[01:56.30] liu shi fan
[01:58.53] shi liang yu gan
[02:00.72] zhuan zhi tian zhi
[02:02.93] zui gao xing!
[02:05.11] ying che lai
[02:06.88] zhan ben mai ben wu
[02:09.71] san chong jian yin wu
[02:11.28] ruo yan
[02:14.17] yu jiu yin xiao zhang jue hao diao!
[02:17.21] tai shen
[02:18.84] jin
[02:21.26] yuan mo qu
[02:22.96] shan yang zi
[02:24.82] ju sen xing
[02:27.48] qian nian xiu xing zhuan nian
[02:29.67] sheng shou yu xiang
[02:31.88] mi jian mu ji xian
[02:34.94] qiao duan zhi
[02:37.95] . xian
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[02:44.43] zeng
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[02:53.54] si zhi..
[02:57.82]
[02:58.08] huo zhao er ren jin ri chao shi chao..
[03:01.47] gui dao huan die jian chao!
[03:05.69]
[03:07.30] quan ju jian xing fu kong
[03:10.16] shi shao rou shao
[03:13.21] niao rou qu.. zao shi
[03:15.74] tai yang jian yao guai he yong?
[03:18.95] si ge xia xiao!
[03:21.65]
[03:22.77] yi? ge xia!
[03:25.09] zhong liang sheng li
[03:27.50] hua wu jie wu hui
[03:30.55] jing qi wu li lian ya
[03:34.16] li ai ban bu san bu dao
[03:38.48] xiang xiang qian dai he zhong
[03:40.83] shan tian tong guo
[03:43.02] jin huo xing jia zheng fu
[03:46.32] cheng le
[03:48.02] chu lai yi 10 pi!
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[04:09.23] shi jie zhao
[04:13.57] shi jie
[04:18.00] shi jie
[04:22.36] shi jie..
[04:26.93]
[04:27.18] yu
[04:29.34] duo guo da shan
[04:31.65] fu nu
[04:33.81] gu yi
[04:36.17] yan yi?..
[04:38.42] wen! qian! qian tian!
[04:40.56] wei wan shu
[04:42.76] wei wan
[04:44.94] nei rong wu 1 yu kun shou gong
[04:49.30] tong zhi.. xiang tan
[04:51.49] jun hua hua
[04:53.50] yan shi yi zhi chi an zhe
[04:56.68] zui gao!
[04:58.44] zui hou bu tuan fei.
[00:00.67] shì jiè zhào
[00:04.86] shì jiè
[00:09.21] shì jiè
[00:13.64] shì jiè míng
[00:22.82]
[00:35.98] bù tuán chuī fēi
[00:38.20] zhuī sù
[00:40.79] xiān qiú lín
[00:42.28] mǎ shēng jiā wài
[00:45.36] jīn rì wán zhāng
[00:47.50] huā huà pú
[00:49.69] qǐn chuáng? fǎng
[00:51.93] māo qǐn zhuǎn
[00:54.12] rén?
[00:56.36] chuāng wēi shuì
[00:58.56] huá tái
[01:00.22] yǐ zi zuò
[01:02.92] dié
[01:05.16] .. qī?
[01:07.47] chóng wú shì tún
[01:09.67] fù tōng
[01:11.81] shì nù
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[01:19.26] guī jiào
[01:20.69] lì shàng
[01:22.90] tóng xiàng
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[01:26.77] lún shǒu jì
[01:29.16]
[01:29.25]
[01:33.50] zēng
[01:38.04]
[01:42.40] sì zhí
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[01:46.89] rù yù zhōng
[01:49.00] kǒng zǐ jiǎng shī zhēn luǒ chū
[01:51.81] nà hù hé dù zhòng dà 10 dài!
[01:54.16] yán nà hù? zhēn luǒ?
[01:56.30] liú shí fǎn
[01:58.53] shí liáng yǔ gǎn
[02:00.72] zhuǎn zhí tiān zhí
[02:02.93] zuì gāo xíng!
[02:05.11] yíng chē lái
[02:06.88] zhàn běn mài běn wū
[02:09.71] sān chóng jiàn yǐn wū
[02:11.28] ruò yán
[02:14.17] yù jiǔ yǐn xiào zhǎng jué hǎo diào!
[02:17.21] tài shēn
[02:18.84] jīn
[02:21.26] yuán mò qù
[02:22.96] shǎn yàng zi
[02:24.82] jū sēn xíng
[02:27.48] qiān nián xiū xíng zhuān niàn
[02:29.67] shèng shǒu yǔ xiǎng
[02:31.88] mì jiàn mǔ jī xián
[02:34.94] qiáo duān zhì
[02:37.95] . xián
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[02:44.43] zēng
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[02:53.54] sì zhí..
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[02:58.08] huǒ zhào èr rén jīn rì cháo shí chāo..
[03:01.47] guī dào huàn dié jiàn chāo!
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[03:07.30] quǎn jū jiān xíng fù kōng
[03:10.16] shí shāo ròu shāo
[03:13.21] niǎo ròu qǔ.. zǎo shí
[03:15.74] tài yáng jiàn yāo guài hé yòng?
[03:18.95] sī gé xià xiào!
[03:21.65]
[03:22.77] yī? gé xià!
[03:25.09] zhòng liáng shēng lì
[03:27.50] huà wù jiě wǔ huí
[03:30.55] jǐng qì wū lǐ liàn yā
[03:34.16] lì ài bǎn bù sàn bù dào
[03:38.48] xiàng xiàng qián dài hé zhōng
[03:40.83] shān tián tōng guò
[03:43.02] jīn huǒ xīng jiā zhèng fù
[03:46.32] chéng lè
[03:48.02] chū lái yǐ 10 pǐ!
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[04:09.23] shì jiè zhào
[04:13.57] shì jiè
[04:18.00] shì jiè
[04:22.36] shì jiè..
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[04:29.34] duō guò dà shān
[04:31.65] fù nù
[04:33.81] gǔ yì
[04:36.17] yán yì?..
[04:38.42] wén! qián! qián tián!
[04:40.56] wèi wán shú
[04:42.76] wèi wán
[04:44.94] nèi róng wú 1 yú kùn shǒu gǒng
[04:49.30] tóng zhì.. xiāng tán
[04:51.49] jūn huà huà
[04:53.50] yán shí yì zhì chí ǎn zhé
[04:56.68] zuì gāo!
[04:58.44] zuì hòu bù tuán fēi.
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