I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings) Lyrics

Song	I Like Chinese (Monty Python Sings)
Artist	Monty Python
Album	Monty Python Sings
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	The world today seems absolutely crackers,
	With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
	There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
	It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees,
	Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
	You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They come from a long way overseas,
	But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
	I like Chinese food.
	The waiters never are rude.
	Think of the many things they've done to impress.
	There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
	So I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like their tiny little trees,
	Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
	I like Chinese thought,
	The wisdom that Confucious taught.
	If Darwin is anything to shout about,
	The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
	So, I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees,
	Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
	All together.
	[verse in Chinese]
	我爱中国人。
	我爱中国人。
	我爱中国人。
	你好吗；你好吗；你好吗；再见！
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	Their food is guaranteed to please,
	A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like their tiny little trees,
	Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees...

	The world today seems absolutely crackers,
	With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
	There' s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
	It' s depressing and it' s senseless, and that' s why...
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees,
	Yet they' re always friendly, and they' re ready to please.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	There' s nine hundred million of them in the world today.
	You' d better learn to like them that' s what I say.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They come from a long way overseas,
	But they' re cute and they' re cuddly, and they' re ready to please.
	I like Chinese food.
	The waiters never are rude.
	Think of the many things they' ve done to impress.
	There' s Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
	So I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like their tiny little trees,
	Their Zen, their pingpong, their yin, and yangese.
	I like Chinese thought,
	The wisdom that Confucious taught.
	If Darwin is anything to shout about,
	The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
	So, I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees,
	Yet they' re wise and they' re witty, and they' re ready to please.
	All together.
	verse in Chinese
	wo ai zhong guo ren.
	wo ai zhong guo ren.
	wo ai zhong guo ren.
	ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian!
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	Their food is guaranteed to please,
	A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like their tiny little trees,
	Their Zen, their pingpong, their yin, and yangese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees...

	The world today seems absolutely crackers,
	With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
	There' s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
	It' s depressing and it' s senseless, and that' s why...
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees,
	Yet they' re always friendly, and they' re ready to please.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	There' s nine hundred million of them in the world today.
	You' d better learn to like them that' s what I say.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They come from a long way overseas,
	But they' re cute and they' re cuddly, and they' re ready to please.
	I like Chinese food.
	The waiters never are rude.
	Think of the many things they' ve done to impress.
	There' s Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
	So I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like their tiny little trees,
	Their Zen, their pingpong, their yin, and yangese.
	I like Chinese thought,
	The wisdom that Confucious taught.
	If Darwin is anything to shout about,
	The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
	So, I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees,
	Yet they' re wise and they' re witty, and they' re ready to please.
	All together.
	verse in Chinese
	wǒ ài zhōng guó rén.
	wǒ ài zhōng guó rén.
	wǒ ài zhōng guó rén.
	nǐ hǎo ma nǐ hǎo ma nǐ hǎo ma zài jiàn!
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	Their food is guaranteed to please,
	A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like their tiny little trees,
	Their Zen, their pingpong, their yin, and yangese.
	I like Chinese.
	I like Chinese.
	They only come up to your knees...

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