Everything Happens To Me Lyrics

[00:17.200]	I make a date for golf -
[00:20.0]	You can bet you life it rains.
[00:24.280]	I try to give a party -
[00:28.880]	And the guy upstairs complains.
[00:32.430]	I guess i'll go thru life;
[00:36.840]	Just catchin' colds and missin' trains,
[00:41.520]	Ev'rything happens to me.
[00:47.940]
[00:49.0]	I never miss a thing -
[00:52.960]	I've had measles and the mumps.
[00:57.280]	And ev'ry time i play my ace -
[01:02.670]	My partner always trumps.
[01:08.800]	I guess i'm just a fool;
[01:13.598]	Who never looks before he jumps,
[01:18.389]	Ev'rything happens to me.
[01:23.136]
[01:26.286]	At first my heart tho't;
[01:28.786]	You could break this jinx for me.
[01:33.136]	That love would turn the trick;
[01:36.375]	To end despair.
[01:41.446]	But now, i just can't fool;
[01:46.558]	This head that thinks for me.
[01:49.676]	I've mortgaged all my castles in the air.
[01:56.777]
[01:57.625]	I've telegraphed and called;
[02:01.527]	I sent "air mail special", too;
[02:06.327]	You answer was goodbye -
[02:09.658]	And there was even postage due.
[02:14.159]	I fell in love just once;
[02:18.290]	And then it had to be with you,
[02:22.240]	Ev'rything happens to me.
[02:28.640]	brought to you by McSilence
[02:32.190]

[00:17.200]	I make a date for golf
[00:20.0]	You can bet you life it rains.
[00:24.280]	I try to give a party
[00:28.880]	And the guy upstairs complains.
[00:32.430]	I guess i' ll go thru life
[00:36.840]	Just catchin' colds and missin' trains,
[00:41.520]	Ev' rything happens to me.
[00:47.940]
[00:49.0]	I never miss a thing
[00:52.960]	I' ve had measles and the mumps.
[00:57.280]	And ev' ry time i play my ace
[01:02.670]	My partner always trumps.
[01:08.800]	I guess i' m just a fool
[01:13.598]	Who never looks before he jumps,
[01:18.389]	Ev' rything happens to me.
[01:23.136]
[01:26.286]	At first my heart tho' t
[01:28.786]	You could break this jinx for me.
[01:33.136]	That love would turn the trick
[01:36.375]	To end despair.
[01:41.446]	But now, i just can' t fool
[01:46.558]	This head that thinks for me.
[01:49.676]	I' ve mortgaged all my castles in the air.
[01:56.777]
[01:57.625]	I' ve telegraphed and called
[02:01.527]	I sent " air mail special", too
[02:06.327]	You answer was goodbye
[02:09.658]	And there was even postage due.
[02:14.159]	I fell in love just once
[02:18.290]	And then it had to be with you,
[02:22.240]	Ev' rything happens to me.
[02:28.640]	brought to you by McSilence
[02:32.190]

[00:17.200]	I make a date for golf
[00:20.0]	You can bet you life it rains.
[00:24.280]	I try to give a party
[00:28.880]	And the guy upstairs complains.
[00:32.430]	I guess i' ll go thru life
[00:36.840]	Just catchin' colds and missin' trains,
[00:41.520]	Ev' rything happens to me.
[00:47.940]
[00:49.0]	I never miss a thing
[00:52.960]	I' ve had measles and the mumps.
[00:57.280]	And ev' ry time i play my ace
[01:02.670]	My partner always trumps.
[01:08.800]	I guess i' m just a fool
[01:13.598]	Who never looks before he jumps,
[01:18.389]	Ev' rything happens to me.
[01:23.136]
[01:26.286]	At first my heart tho' t
[01:28.786]	You could break this jinx for me.
[01:33.136]	That love would turn the trick
[01:36.375]	To end despair.
[01:41.446]	But now, i just can' t fool
[01:46.558]	This head that thinks for me.
[01:49.676]	I' ve mortgaged all my castles in the air.
[01:56.777]
[01:57.625]	I' ve telegraphed and called
[02:01.527]	I sent " air mail special", too
[02:06.327]	You answer was goodbye
[02:09.658]	And there was even postage due.
[02:14.159]	I fell in love just once
[02:18.290]	And then it had to be with you,
[02:22.240]	Ev' rything happens to me.
[02:28.640]	brought to you by McSilence
[02:32.190]

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