| You are perfection personified | |
| While, frankly, she's undignified | |
| Trust me, she disgusts me, she dares me, she scares me | |
| She bites me, excites me, annoys me, destroys me | |
| And if I say you're beautiful and kind | |
| I can hear her laughing in my mind | |
| Because she mocks me, she shocks me, she sours me, devours me | |
| She chokes me, provokes me, she hates me, she devastates me | |
| I didn't plan on falling for two girls at the same time | |
| I didn't plan on lying to you | |
| Listen darling, | |
| I'm really trying to ignore her but she just slips into my head | |
| Don't you think | |
| I'm feeling guilty? | |
| Well that's not what you said | |
| And you're right, she wears disgusting clothes | |
| And she chews her hair in ways | |
| I loathe But she charms me, she harms me, she fights me, delights me | |
| She breaks me, she takes me, she eats me, she defeats me | |
| I didn't plan on falling for two girls at the same time | |
| I didn't plan on lying to you | |
| Listen darling, | |
| I'm really trying to ignore her but she just slips into my head | |
| But don't you think | |
| I'm feeling guilty? | |
| Well that's not what you said |