| Song | Meet Me At The Mannequin Gallery |
| Artist | Cass McCombs |
| Album | Humor Risk |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| The Secretary | |
| Said the prices vary | |
| To cast in one’s image | |
| So I made the pilgrimage | |
| She told me a story | |
| About the | |
| Model Lady | |
| Whose features were subtle | |
| She wanted her own model | |
| The story continued | |
| The Secretary enthused | |
| How making the | |
| Model’s model | |
| Gave her staff trouble: “ | |
| You see, she had no features | |
| Her face was smooth and clear | |
| So it was very difficult | |
| To sculpt an accurate result” “ | |
| But that is why we | |
| Think some people have | |
| Beauty” Said the | |
| Secretary “ | |
| At least this is my theory” “ | |
| Because they are featureless | |
| Anyway, it caused us some stress | |
| And we charged her according | |
| To the time that was put in” | |
| Then I wandered the warehouse | |
| Among hundreds of models | |
| And fiberglass aroma | |
| Out there in | |
| Pacoima |
| The Secretary | |
| Said the prices vary | |
| To cast in one' s image | |
| So I made the pilgrimage | |
| She told me a story | |
| About the | |
| Model Lady | |
| Whose features were subtle | |
| She wanted her own model | |
| The story continued | |
| The Secretary enthused | |
| How making the | |
| Model' s model | |
| Gave her staff trouble: " | |
| You see, she had no features | |
| Her face was smooth and clear | |
| So it was very difficult | |
| To sculpt an accurate result" " | |
| But that is why we | |
| Think some people have | |
| Beauty" Said the | |
| Secretary " | |
| At least this is my theory" " | |
| Because they are featureless | |
| Anyway, it caused us some stress | |
| And we charged her according | |
| To the time that was put in" | |
| Then I wandered the warehouse | |
| Among hundreds of models | |
| And fiberglass aroma | |
| Out there in | |
| Pacoima |
| The Secretary | |
| Said the prices vary | |
| To cast in one' s image | |
| So I made the pilgrimage | |
| She told me a story | |
| About the | |
| Model Lady | |
| Whose features were subtle | |
| She wanted her own model | |
| The story continued | |
| The Secretary enthused | |
| How making the | |
| Model' s model | |
| Gave her staff trouble: " | |
| You see, she had no features | |
| Her face was smooth and clear | |
| So it was very difficult | |
| To sculpt an accurate result" " | |
| But that is why we | |
| Think some people have | |
| Beauty" Said the | |
| Secretary " | |
| At least this is my theory" " | |
| Because they are featureless | |
| Anyway, it caused us some stress | |
| And we charged her according | |
| To the time that was put in" | |
| Then I wandered the warehouse | |
| Among hundreds of models | |
| And fiberglass aroma | |
| Out there in | |
| Pacoima |