| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 小可儿 |
| [00:00.004] | 作曲 : 小可儿 |
| [00:00.08] | 念诗之王 |
| [00:00.44] | 原作者：小可儿 |
| [00:00.89] | 翻唱：疯了的崔小茶 |
| [00:01.19] | 后期：傻了的崔小茶 |
| [00:01.74] | 美工：飘了的崔小茶 |
| [00:02.91] | （走火入魔前兆） |
| [00:09.83] | （开始了） |
| [00:11.46] | 人是衣马是鞍 |
| [00:12.63] | 一看长相二看穿 |
| [00:13.75] | 白天想夜里哭 |
| [00:14.91] | 做梦都想去首都 |
| [00:16.02] | 俩脚离地了 |
| [00:17.19] | 病毒就关闭了 |
| [00:18.36] | 啥都上不去了 |
| [00:19.42] | 牛X |
| [00:20.63] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [00:22.96] | 吹满地 |
| [00:24.04] | 春风吹满地 |
| [00:25.21] | 中国人民真争气 |
| [00:27.48] | 真争气 |
| [00:28.35] | 人民真争气 |
| [00:29.51] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
| [00:31.42] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [00:33.66] | 齐德隆 |
| [00:34.83] | 齐东强 |
| [00:36.55] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [00:38.89] | 记得那是2003年的第一场雪 |
| [00:41.72] | 第一场雪 |
| [00:43.20] | 比2002年来滴稍晚了一些 |
| [00:45.73] | 稍晚了一些 |
| [00:47.98] | 抓牌看牌 |
| [00:50.25] | 洗牌码牌 |
| [00:52.52] | 失败 |
| [00:53.28] | 知道因为啥失败吗 |
| [00:54.95] | 真让我替你感到悲哀 |
| [00:57.18] | 不打针不吃药 |
| [00:58.33] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
| [00:59.49] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
| [01:00.98] | 这叫话疗 |
| [01:01.79] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [01:04.01] | 母猪的产后护理 |
| [01:05.76] | 拿错书了 |
| [01:06.41] | 粮食大丰收 |
| [01:07.51] | 洪水被赶跑 |
| [01:08.69] | 百姓安居乐业 |
| [01:09.80] | 齐夸党的领导 |
| [01:10.87] | 国外比较乱遭 |
| [01:12.03] | 成天勾心斗角 |
| [01:13.24] | 纵观世界风云 |
| [01:14.31] | 风景这边更好 |
| [01:15.46] | 火辣辣的心呐 |
| [01:16.63] | 火辣辣的情 |
| [01:17.75] | 火辣辣的小辣椒 |
| [01:18.82] | 他透着心里红 |
| [01:20.04] | 火辣辣的范老师 |
| [01:21.14] | 请你多批评 |
| [01:22.30] | 精辟啥那是屁精 |
| [01:24.62] | 改革春风吹满地 |
| [01:26.85] | 吹满地 |
| [01:27.71] | 春风吹满地 |
| [01:29.22] | 中国人民真争气 |
| [01:32.56] | 真争气 |
| [01:32.86] | 人民真争气 |
| [01:33.52] | 这个世界太疯狂 |
| [01:35.45] | 耗子都给猫当伴娘 |
| [01:37.73] | 齐德隆 |
| [01:38.84] | 齐东强 |
| [01:40.60] | 齐德隆的咚得隆咚锵 |
| [01:42.81] | 我在意你 |
| [01:43.46] | 含糊你 |
| [01:44.07] | 伺候你 |
| [01:44.63] | 我不光怕你 |
| [01:45.69] | 关键现在我怕你妈呀 |
| [01:47.47] | 喝水闭嘴揉腿 |
| [01:48.63] | 亲一口老鬼 |
| [01:49.79] | 感谢TV |
| [01:50.86] | 感谢所有TV |
| [01:52.07] | 床前明月光 |
| [01:52.93] | 玻璃玻璃好上霜 |
| [01:54.29] | 打麻将双人床 |
| [01:55.41] | 十个木那叫念炕 |
| [01:56.61] | 一只公鸡要下蛋 |
| [01:57.72] | 不是他的活他要干 |
| [01:58.87] | （尝试注入灵魂） |
| [02:01.26] | 不打针不吃药 |
| [02:02.37] | 坐着就是跟你唠 |
| [02:03.53] | 用谈话的方式治疗 |
| [02:04.64] | 这叫话疗 |
| [02:05.75] | 现在请听第一个话题 |
| [02:08.04] | 母猪的产后护理 |
| [02:09.76] | 拿错书了 |
| [02:10.32] | 粮食大丰收 |
| [02:11.48] | 洪水被赶跑 |
| [02:12.69] | 百姓安居乐业 |
| [02:13.79] | 齐夸党的领导 |
| [02:14.90] | 国外比较乱遭 |
| [02:16.11] | 成天勾心斗角 |
| [02:17.19] | 纵观世界风云 |
| [02:18.29] | 风景这边更好 |
| [02:19.45] | (鼓掌） |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : xiao ke er |
| [00:00.004] | zuo qu : xiao ke er |
| [00:00.08] | nian shi zhi wang |
| [00:00.44] | yuan zuo zhe: xiao ke er |
| [00:00.89] | fan chang: feng le de cui xiao cha |
| [00:01.19] | hou qi: sha le de cui xiao cha |
| [00:01.74] | mei gong: piao le de cui xiao cha |
| [00:02.91] | zou huo ru mo qian zhao |
| [00:09.83] | kai shi le |
| [00:11.46] | ren shi yi ma shi an |
| [00:12.63] | yi kan zhang xiang er kan chuan |
| [00:13.75] | bai tian xiang ye li ku |
| [00:14.91] | zuo meng dou xiang qu shou du |
| [00:16.02] | lia jiao li di le |
| [00:17.19] | bing du jiu guan bi le |
| [00:18.36] | sha dou shang bu qu le |
| [00:19.42] | niu X |
| [00:20.63] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [00:22.96] | chui man di |
| [00:24.04] | chun feng chui man di |
| [00:25.21] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:27.48] | zhen zheng qi |
| [00:28.35] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [00:29.51] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [00:31.42] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [00:33.66] | qi de long |
| [00:34.83] | qi dong qiang |
| [00:36.55] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [00:38.89] | ji de na shi 2003 nian de di yi chang xue |
| [00:41.72] | di yi chang xue |
| [00:43.20] | bi 2002 nian lai di shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:45.73] | shao wan le yi xie |
| [00:47.98] | zhua pai kan pai |
| [00:50.25] | xi pai ma pai |
| [00:52.52] | shi bai |
| [00:53.28] | zhi dao yin wei sha shi bai ma |
| [00:54.95] | zhen rang wo ti ni gan dao bei ai |
| [00:57.18] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
| [00:58.33] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
| [00:59.49] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
| [01:00.98] | zhe jiao hua liao |
| [01:01.79] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [01:04.01] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
| [01:05.76] | na cuo shu le |
| [01:06.41] | liang shi da feng shou |
| [01:07.51] | hong shui bei gan pao |
| [01:08.69] | bai xing an ju le ye |
| [01:09.80] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [01:10.87] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
| [01:12.03] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [01:13.24] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
| [01:14.31] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [01:15.46] | huo la la de xin na |
| [01:16.63] | huo la la de qing |
| [01:17.75] | huo la la de xiao la jiao |
| [01:18.82] | ta tou zhe xin li hong |
| [01:20.04] | huo la la de fan lao shi |
| [01:21.14] | qing ni duo pi ping |
| [01:22.30] | jing pi sha na shi pi jing |
| [01:24.62] | gai ge chun feng chui man di |
| [01:26.85] | chui man di |
| [01:27.71] | chun feng chui man di |
| [01:29.22] | zhong guo ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:32.56] | zhen zheng qi |
| [01:32.86] | ren min zhen zheng qi |
| [01:33.52] | zhe ge shi jie tai feng kuang |
| [01:35.45] | hao zi dou gei mao dang ban niang |
| [01:37.73] | qi de long |
| [01:38.84] | qi dong qiang |
| [01:40.60] | qi de long de dong de long dong qiang |
| [01:42.81] | wo zai yi ni |
| [01:43.46] | han hu ni |
| [01:44.07] | ci hou ni |
| [01:44.63] | wo bu guang pa ni |
| [01:45.69] | guan jian xian zai wo pa ni ma ya |
| [01:47.47] | he shui bi zui rou tui |
| [01:48.63] | qin yi kou lao gui |
| [01:49.79] | gan xie TV |
| [01:50.86] | gan xie suo you TV |
| [01:52.07] | chuang qian ming yue guang |
| [01:52.93] | bo li bo li hao shang shuang |
| [01:54.29] | da ma jiang shuang ren chuang |
| [01:55.41] | shi ge mu na jiao nian kang |
| [01:56.61] | yi zhi gong ji yao xia dan |
| [01:57.72] | bu shi ta de huo ta yao gan |
| [01:58.87] | chang shi zhu ru ling hun |
| [02:01.26] | bu da zhen bu chi yao |
| [02:02.37] | zuo zhe jiu shi gen ni lao |
| [02:03.53] | yong tan hua de fang shi zhi liao |
| [02:04.64] | zhe jiao hua liao |
| [02:05.75] | xian zai qing ting di yi ge hua ti |
| [02:08.04] | mu zhu de chan hou hu li |
| [02:09.76] | na cuo shu le |
| [02:10.32] | liang shi da feng shou |
| [02:11.48] | hong shui bei gan pao |
| [02:12.69] | bai xing an ju le ye |
| [02:13.79] | qi kua dang de ling dao |
| [02:14.90] | guo wai bi jiao luan zao |
| [02:16.11] | cheng tian gou xin dou jiao |
| [02:17.19] | zong guan shi jie feng yun |
| [02:18.29] | feng jing zhe bian geng hao |
| [02:19.45] | gu zhang |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:00.004] | zuò qǔ : xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:00.08] | niàn shī zhī wáng |
| [00:00.44] | yuán zuò zhě: xiǎo kě ér |
| [00:00.89] | fān chàng: fēng le de cuī xiǎo chá |
| [00:01.19] | hòu qī: shǎ le de cuī xiǎo chá |
| [00:01.74] | měi gōng: piāo le de cuī xiǎo chá |
| [00:02.91] | zǒu huǒ rù mó qián zhào |
| [00:09.83] | kāi shǐ le |
| [00:11.46] | rén shì yī mǎ shì ān |
| [00:12.63] | yī kàn zhǎng xiàng èr kàn chuān |
| [00:13.75] | bái tiān xiǎng yè lǐ kū |
| [00:14.91] | zuò mèng dōu xiǎng qù shǒu dū |
| [00:16.02] | liǎ jiǎo lí dì le |
| [00:17.19] | bìng dú jiù guān bì le |
| [00:18.36] | shà dōu shàng bù qù le |
| [00:19.42] | niú X |
| [00:20.63] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:22.96] | chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:24.04] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [00:25.21] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:27.48] | zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:28.35] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [00:29.51] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [00:31.42] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [00:33.66] | qí dé lóng |
| [00:34.83] | qí dōng qiáng |
| [00:36.55] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [00:38.89] | jì de nà shi 2003 nián de dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:41.72] | dì yī chǎng xuě |
| [00:43.20] | bǐ 2002 nián lái dī shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:45.73] | shāo wǎn le yī xiē |
| [00:47.98] | zhuā pái kàn pái |
| [00:50.25] | xǐ pái mǎ pái |
| [00:52.52] | shī bài |
| [00:53.28] | zhī dào yīn wèi shà shī bài ma |
| [00:54.95] | zhēn ràng wǒ tì nǐ gǎn dào bēi āi |
| [00:57.18] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
| [00:58.33] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
| [00:59.49] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
| [01:00.98] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [01:01.79] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [01:04.01] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
| [01:05.76] | ná cuò shū le |
| [01:06.41] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
| [01:07.51] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [01:08.69] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
| [01:09.80] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [01:10.87] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
| [01:12.03] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [01:13.24] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
| [01:14.31] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
| [01:15.46] | huǒ là là de xīn nà |
| [01:16.63] | huǒ là là de qíng |
| [01:17.75] | huǒ là là de xiǎo là jiāo |
| [01:18.82] | tā tòu zhe xīn lǐ hóng |
| [01:20.04] | huǒ là là de fàn lǎo shī |
| [01:21.14] | qǐng nǐ duō pī píng |
| [01:22.30] | jīng pì shà nà shi pì jīng |
| [01:24.62] | gǎi gé chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:26.85] | chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:27.71] | chūn fēng chuī mǎn dì |
| [01:29.22] | zhōng guó rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:32.56] | zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:32.86] | rén mín zhēn zhēng qì |
| [01:33.52] | zhè gè shì jiè tài fēng kuáng |
| [01:35.45] | hào zǐ dōu gěi māo dāng bàn niáng |
| [01:37.73] | qí dé lóng |
| [01:38.84] | qí dōng qiáng |
| [01:40.60] | qí dé lóng de dōng dé lóng dōng qiāng |
| [01:42.81] | wǒ zài yì nǐ |
| [01:43.46] | hán hu nǐ |
| [01:44.07] | cì hou nǐ |
| [01:44.63] | wǒ bù guāng pà nǐ |
| [01:45.69] | guān jiàn xiàn zài wǒ pà nǐ mā ya |
| [01:47.47] | hē shuǐ bì zuǐ róu tuǐ |
| [01:48.63] | qīn yī kǒu lǎo guǐ |
| [01:49.79] | gǎn xiè TV |
| [01:50.86] | gǎn xiè suǒ yǒu TV |
| [01:52.07] | chuáng qián míng yuè guāng |
| [01:52.93] | bō lí bō lí hǎo shàng shuāng |
| [01:54.29] | dǎ má jiàng shuāng rén chuáng |
| [01:55.41] | shí gè mù nà jiào niàn kàng |
| [01:56.61] | yì zhī gōng jī yào xià dàn |
| [01:57.72] | bú shì tā de huó tā yào gàn |
| [01:58.87] | cháng shì zhù rù líng hún |
| [02:01.26] | bù dǎ zhēn bù chī yào |
| [02:02.37] | zuò zhe jiù shì gēn nǐ láo |
| [02:03.53] | yòng tán huà de fāng shì zhì liáo |
| [02:04.64] | zhè jiào huà liáo |
| [02:05.75] | xiàn zài qǐng tīng dì yí gè huà tí |
| [02:08.04] | mǔ zhū de chǎn hòu hù lǐ |
| [02:09.76] | ná cuò shū le |
| [02:10.32] | liáng shí dà fēng shōu |
| [02:11.48] | hóng shuǐ bèi gǎn pǎo |
| [02:12.69] | bǎi xìng ān jū lè yè |
| [02:13.79] | qí kuā dǎng de lǐng dǎo |
| [02:14.90] | guó wài bǐ jiào luàn zāo |
| [02:16.11] | chéng tiān gōu xīn dòu jiǎo |
| [02:17.19] | zòng guān shì jiè fēng yún |
| [02:18.29] | fēng jǐng zhè biān gèng hǎo |
| [02:19.45] | gǔ zhǎng |
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