| Who killed the eskimos | |
| Who understood the rules of happiness? | |
| One step up the hedonic treadmill | |
| One slip back on the ugly snakeskin | |
| Who raped the great banana | |
| Growing on the tree of happiness? | |
| One point for the dark Satanic mills | |
| One up on the noble savage | |
| Everything we need is here | |
| Stop trying to succeed | |
| One point for the dark Satanic mills | |
| One down for the noble savage | |
| Who owns the pop machine | |
| The polyester seed? | |
| Who owns the pepper mills that | |
| Spice up the prickly cabbage? | |
| Down by the willow tree I joined you where you fell | |
| You said, staring at the sky, I never knew it was that high | |
| Don't know you very well, you're just another girl | |
| Never mind, you stupid cow, I wish you hadn't said that now | |
| Down by the willow tree | |
| There's nothing that could make me happier | |
| One step up the hedonic treadmill | |
| One slip back on the ugly snakeskin | |
| Stop trying to succeed | |
| Stop running round your human hamster wheel | |
| One point for the dark Satanic mills | |
| One up on the noble savage | |
| Who drank the pussy milk | |
| Who bunged the chalk in the frigid buttercup? | |
| One step up the hedonic treadmill | |
| One slip back on the ugly snakeskin | |
| Just exactly how long | |
| Do we have to wait for the trees | |
| To chop the Nazi axes up? | |
| And help the frigid buttercup | |
| Weep me and I'll weep you back | |
| The willow seemed to say | |
| Swing with the Goodiepal | |
| Race Pat Pat off the rocks | |
| Down by the willow tree I joined you where you fell | |
| You said, staring at the sky, I never knew it was that high | |
| Don't know you very well, you're just another girl | |
| Never mind, you stupid cow, I wish you hadn't said that now | |
| Down by the willow tree I joined you where you fell | |
| You said, staring at the sky, I never knew it was that high | |
| Don't know you very well, you're just another girl | |
| Never mind, you stupid cow, I wish you hadn't said that now | |
| Down by the willow tree I joined you where you fell | |
| You said, staring at the sky, I never knew it was that high | |
| Don't know you very well, you're just another girl | |
| Never mind, you stupid cow, I wish you hadn't said that now | |
| Down by the willow tree I joined you where you fell | |
| You said, staring at the sky, I never knew it was that high | |
| Don't know you very well, you're just another girl | |
| Never mind, you stupid cow, I wish you hadn't said that now |