| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 施鑫文月 |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 施鑫文月/Jun5Beatz |
| [00:00.000] | 编曲: Tommy / $HI |
| [00:01.918] | 作词: $HI |
| [00:02.490] | 演唱: $HI |
| [00:02.991] | 钢琴 （Piano）：$HI |
| [00:04.495] | Mix & Master: Liam Fitz |
| [00:21.575] | 老子做不到的事情 |
| [00:23.875] | 我就从不对外提起 |
| [00:26.134] | 水货些不要发瓜 |
| [00:28.143] | 坐我面前不要装比 |
| [00:30.405] | 瑟 你全身LV |
| [00:31.912] | 凶嘛 |
| [00:33.166] | 荷花池 进的MK |
| [00:34.419] | 崩嘛 |
| [00:35.430] | 你要咋个咋个美 |
| [00:36.435] | 跟我分钱关系都没得 |
| [00:39.490] | 一个二个为了面子生活上的比拼 |
| [00:41.762] | 天天念念钱钱钱钱这就是打坐的心经 |
| [00:43.269] | 妈 买个酱油 都要少两少斤 |
| [00:45.279] | 现割的猪肉 耶还是不得行 |
| [00:48.300] | Let me tell you how the freaking thing works |
| [00:49.816] | “让我告诉你这些咋个整” |
| [00:49.816] | I’m Yao Ming |
| [00:50.569] | “姚明的力量” |
| [00:50.569] | Steering the rocket to land on the ringz |
| [00:52.325] | “坐着火箭在NBA指环上着陆” |
| [00:52.325] | Yeah Straight up from CD |
| [00:53.831] | “对 我土生土长的成都人” |
| [00:53.831] | Don’t ever try Diss me got back with you |
| [00:55.587] | “不要DIss我 等到” |
| [00:55.587] | Battle? Sure I’ll make it PG 13 |
| [00:57.351] | “1 on 1 可以 那我肯定把这场13禁” |
| [00:57.351] | PG 18? |
| [00:59.621] | “18+” |
| [01:06.621] | 管好你老婆 对 |
| [01:07.877] | 我要上街咯 瑟 |
| [01:08.881] | 屁话好多哟 是的 |
| [01:10.388] | 我你猪大哥 妹妹 |
| [01:10.890] | 我是 说不动 |
| [01:11.895] | 看不懂穿着的人 |
| [01:12.899] | MA 别个看到我的衣服大家都在喊丑 |
| [01:14.908] | 老子要你管请坐到这儿听 |
| [01:17.169] | 给你讲个睡前故事 |
| [01:19.984] | 我不是那么恨的人 |
| [01:20.989] | 你非要逼我恨 |
| [01:22.243] | 那对不起 我真要往你的死里整 |
| [01:24.252] | 对不起老汉儿 |
| [01:25.758] | 对不起妈妈 |
| [01:26.762] | 我不对不起这些渣渣冒些皮皮假打 |
| [01:28.805] | wotm就是身上穿的不亮 但我身体嘿莽 |
| [01:31.078] | 推胸硬拉深蹲一共1105磅 |
| [01:43.384] | Really though |
| [01:44.136] | “说真的” |
| [01:44.136] | Attacking me |
| [01:45.921] | “攻击我?” |
| [01:45.921] | With the old jokes been used for centuries |
| [01:47.176] | “用那些老掉牙的种族笑话” |
| [01:47.176] | you “Chinese” the racial slurs bout slip out |
| [01:49.688] | “ ‘你中国人’ 还没说完” |
| [01:49.688] | I close his mouth with one just one sound |
| [01:51.947] | “我一坨子甩他脸上 就一声” |
| [01:51.947] | What else you got |
| [01:53.201] | “还有啥子要说的” |
| [01:53.201] | Me eating cats and dogs |
| [01:54.457] | “ ‘你吃狗和猫?’” |
| [01:54.457] | This joke really getting older than Olajuwon |
| [01:56.724] | “这些过时的种族歧视的笑话比奥拉朱旺都还老” |
| [01:56.724] | Break the law screw the law |
| [01:58.732] | “破坏规矩 忽视规矩” |
| [01:58.732] | Screw the white supremacy |
| [02:00.738] | “愚昧的白人统治” |
| [02:00.738] | Giving me all this stuff and wall |
| [02:02.243] | “给我们这些规矩还有那一堵墨西哥的墙” |
| [02:02.243] | Listen |
| [02:02.997] | “听好了” |
| [02:02.997] | I call Chengdu 成都 |
| [02:04.000] | “我们叫 Chengdu 成都” |
| [02:04.000] | It ain’t no attitude there it’s 态度 |
| [02:05.777] | “没得Attitude的说法 只有叫态度” |
| [02:05.777] | 给我一首歌的时间 |
| [02:07.533] | 让我证明 走到哪儿 飞到哪儿 四川人都可被爱慕 |
| [02:10.288] | 老子做不到的事情 |
| [02:13.297] | 我就从不对外提起 |
| [02:15.807] | 水货些不要发瓜 |
| [02:18.588] | 坐我面前不要装比 |
| [02:20.094] | 瑟 你全身LV |
| [02:21.349] | 凶嘛 |
| [02:22.857] | 荷花池 进的MK |
| [02:24.615] | 崩嘛 |
| [02:25.620] | 你要咋个咋个美 |
| [02:28.132] | 咋个美咋个美 |
| [02:29.888] | 老子做不到的事情 |
| [02:31.894] | 我就从不对外提起 |
| [02:33.901] | 水货些不要发瓜 |
| [02:36.181] | 坐我面前不要装比 |
| [02:38.699] | 瑟 你全身LV |
| [02:40.959] | 凶嘛 |
| [02:41.712] | 荷花池 进的MK |
| [02:45.228] | 崩嘛 |
| [02:46.482] | 你要咋个咋个美 |
| [02:47.235] | 咋个美咋个美 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : shi xin wen yue |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : shi xin wen yue Jun5Beatz |
| [00:00.000] | bian qu: Tommy HI |
| [00:01.918] | zuo ci: HI |
| [00:02.490] | yan chang: HI |
| [00:02.991] | gang qin Piano: HI |
| [00:04.495] | Mix Master: Liam Fitz |
| [00:21.575] | lao zi zuo bu dao de shi qing |
| [00:23.875] | wo jiu cong bu dui wai ti qi |
| [00:26.134] | shui huo xie bu yao fa gua |
| [00:28.143] | zuo wo mian qian bu yao zhuang bi |
| [00:30.405] | se ni quan shen LV |
| [00:31.912] | xiong ma |
| [00:33.166] | he hua chi jin de MK |
| [00:34.419] | beng ma |
| [00:35.430] | ni yao za ge za ge mei |
| [00:36.435] | gen wo fen qian guan xi dou mei de |
| [00:39.490] | yi ge er ge wei le mian zi sheng huo shang de bi pin |
| [00:41.762] | tian tian nian nian qian qian qian qian zhe jiu shi da zuo de xin jing |
| [00:43.269] | ma mai ge jiang you dou yao shao liang shao jin |
| [00:45.279] | xian ge de zhu rou ye hai shi bu de xing |
| [00:48.300] | Let me tell you how the freaking thing works |
| [00:49.816] | " rang wo gao su ni zhei xie za ge zheng" |
| [00:49.816] | I' m Yao Ming |
| [00:50.569] | " yao ming de li liang" |
| [00:50.569] | Steering the rocket to land on the ringz |
| [00:52.325] | " zuo zhao huo jian zai NBA zhi huan shang zhuo lu" |
| [00:52.325] | Yeah Straight up from CD |
| [00:53.831] | " dui wo tu sheng tu zhang de cheng du ren" |
| [00:53.831] | Don' t ever try Diss me got back with you |
| [00:55.587] | " bu yao DIss wo deng dao" |
| [00:55.587] | Battle? Sure I' ll make it PG 13 |
| [00:57.351] | " 1 on 1 ke yi na wo ken ding ba zhe chang 13 jin" |
| [00:57.351] | PG 18? |
| [00:59.621] | " 18" |
| [01:06.621] | guan hao ni lao po dui |
| [01:07.877] | wo yao shang jie ge se |
| [01:08.881] | pi hua hao duo yo shi de |
| [01:10.388] | wo ni zhu da ge mei mei |
| [01:10.890] | wo shi shuo bu dong |
| [01:11.895] | kan bu dong chuan zhe de ren |
| [01:12.899] | MA bie ge kan dao wo de yi fu da jia dou zai han chou |
| [01:14.908] | lao zi yao ni guan qing zuo dao zhe er ting |
| [01:17.169] | gei ni jiang ge shui qian gu shi |
| [01:19.984] | wo bu shi na me hen de ren |
| [01:20.989] | ni fei yao bi wo hen |
| [01:22.243] | na dui bu qi wo zhen yao wang ni de si li zheng |
| [01:24.252] | dui bu qi lao han er |
| [01:25.758] | dui bu qi ma ma |
| [01:26.762] | wo bu dui bu qi zhei xie zha zha mao xie pi pi jia da |
| [01:28.805] | wotm jiu shi shen shang chuan de bu liang dan wo shen ti hei mang |
| [01:31.078] | tui xiong ying la shen dun yi gong 1105 bang |
| [01:43.384] | Really though |
| [01:44.136] | " shuo zhen de" |
| [01:44.136] | Attacking me |
| [01:45.921] | " gong ji wo?" |
| [01:45.921] | With the old jokes been used for centuries |
| [01:47.176] | " yong nei xie lao diao ya de zhong zu xiao hua" |
| [01:47.176] | you " Chinese" the racial slurs bout slip out |
| [01:49.688] | " ' ni zhong guo ren' hai mei shuo wan" |
| [01:49.688] | I close his mouth with one just one sound |
| [01:51.947] | " wo yi tuo zi shuai ta lian shang jiu yi sheng" |
| [01:51.947] | What else you got |
| [01:53.201] | " hai you sha zi yao shuo de" |
| [01:53.201] | Me eating cats and dogs |
| [01:54.457] | " ' ni chi gou he mao?'" |
| [01:54.457] | This joke really getting older than Olajuwon |
| [01:56.724] | " zhei xie guo shi de zhong zu qi shi de xiao hua bi ao la zhu wang dou hai lao" |
| [01:56.724] | Break the law screw the law |
| [01:58.732] | " po huai gui ju hu shi gui ju" |
| [01:58.732] | Screw the white supremacy |
| [02:00.738] | " yu mei de bai ren tong zhi" |
| [02:00.738] | Giving me all this stuff and wall |
| [02:02.243] | " gei wo men zhei xie gui ju hai you na yi du mo xi ge de qiang" |
| [02:02.243] | Listen |
| [02:02.997] | " ting hao le" |
| [02:02.997] | I call Chengdu cheng du |
| [02:04.000] | " wo men jiao Chengdu cheng du" |
| [02:04.000] | It ain' t no attitude there it' s tai du |
| [02:05.777] | " mei de Attitude de shuo fa zhi you jiao tai du" |
| [02:05.777] | gei wo yi shou ge de shi jian |
| [02:07.533] | rang wo zheng ming zou dao na er fei dao na er si chuan ren dou ke bei ai mu |
| [02:10.288] | lao zi zuo bu dao de shi qing |
| [02:13.297] | wo jiu cong bu dui wai ti qi |
| [02:15.807] | shui huo xie bu yao fa gua |
| [02:18.588] | zuo wo mian qian bu yao zhuang bi |
| [02:20.094] | se ni quan shen LV |
| [02:21.349] | xiong ma |
| [02:22.857] | he hua chi jin de MK |
| [02:24.615] | beng ma |
| [02:25.620] | ni yao za ge za ge mei |
| [02:28.132] | za ge mei za ge mei |
| [02:29.888] | lao zi zuo bu dao de shi qing |
| [02:31.894] | wo jiu cong bu dui wai ti qi |
| [02:33.901] | shui huo xie bu yao fa gua |
| [02:36.181] | zuo wo mian qian bu yao zhuang bi |
| [02:38.699] | se ni quan shen LV |
| [02:40.959] | xiong ma |
| [02:41.712] | he hua chi jin de MK |
| [02:45.228] | beng ma |
| [02:46.482] | ni yao za ge za ge mei |
| [02:47.235] | za ge mei za ge mei |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : shī xīn wén yuè |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : shī xīn wén yuè Jun5Beatz |
| [00:00.000] | biān qǔ: Tommy HI |
| [00:01.918] | zuò cí: HI |
| [00:02.490] | yǎn chàng: HI |
| [00:02.991] | gāng qín Piano: HI |
| [00:04.495] | Mix Master: Liam Fitz |
| [00:21.575] | lǎo zi zuò bú dào de shì qíng |
| [00:23.875] | wǒ jiù cóng bú duì wài tí qǐ |
| [00:26.134] | shuǐ huò xiē bú yào fā guā |
| [00:28.143] | zuò wǒ miàn qián bú yào zhuāng bǐ |
| [00:30.405] | sè nǐ quán shēn LV |
| [00:31.912] | xiōng ma |
| [00:33.166] | hé huā chí jìn de MK |
| [00:34.419] | bēng ma |
| [00:35.430] | nǐ yào zǎ gè zǎ gè měi |
| [00:36.435] | gēn wǒ fēn qián guān xì dōu méi de |
| [00:39.490] | yí gè èr gè wèi le miàn zi shēng huó shàng de bǐ pīn |
| [00:41.762] | tiān tiān niàn niàn qián qián qián qián zhè jiù shì dǎ zuò de xīn jīng |
| [00:43.269] | mā mǎi gè jiàng yóu dōu yào shǎo liǎng shǎo jīn |
| [00:45.279] | xiàn gē de zhū ròu yé hái shì bù de xíng |
| [00:48.300] | Let me tell you how the freaking thing works |
| [00:49.816] | " ràng wǒ gào sù nǐ zhèi xiē zǎ gè zhěng" |
| [00:49.816] | I' m Yao Ming |
| [00:50.569] | " yáo míng de lì liàng" |
| [00:50.569] | Steering the rocket to land on the ringz |
| [00:52.325] | " zuò zháo huǒ jiàn zài NBA zhǐ huán shàng zhuó lù" |
| [00:52.325] | Yeah Straight up from CD |
| [00:53.831] | " duì wǒ tǔ shēng tǔ zhǎng de chéng dū rén" |
| [00:53.831] | Don' t ever try Diss me got back with you |
| [00:55.587] | " bú yào DIss wǒ děng dào" |
| [00:55.587] | Battle? Sure I' ll make it PG 13 |
| [00:57.351] | " 1 on 1 kě yǐ nà wǒ kěn dìng bǎ zhè chǎng 13 jìn" |
| [00:57.351] | PG 18? |
| [00:59.621] | " 18" |
| [01:06.621] | guǎn hǎo nǐ lǎo pó duì |
| [01:07.877] | wǒ yào shàng jiē gē sè |
| [01:08.881] | pì huà hǎo duō yō shì de |
| [01:10.388] | wǒ nǐ zhū dà gē mèi mei |
| [01:10.890] | wǒ shì shuō bù dòng |
| [01:11.895] | kàn bu dǒng chuān zhe de rén |
| [01:12.899] | MA bié gè kàn dào wǒ de yī fú dà jiā dōu zài hǎn chǒu |
| [01:14.908] | lǎo zi yào nǐ guǎn qǐng zuò dào zhè ér tīng |
| [01:17.169] | gěi nǐ jiǎng gè shuì qián gù shì |
| [01:19.984] | wǒ bú shì nà me hèn de rén |
| [01:20.989] | nǐ fēi yào bī wǒ hèn |
| [01:22.243] | nà duì bù qǐ wǒ zhēn yào wǎng nǐ de sǐ lǐ zhěng |
| [01:24.252] | duì bù qǐ lǎo hàn ér |
| [01:25.758] | duì bù qǐ mā mā |
| [01:26.762] | wǒ bú duì bù qǐ zhèi xiē zhā zhā mào xiē pí pí jiǎ dǎ |
| [01:28.805] | wotm jiù shì shēn shàng chuān de bù liàng dàn wǒ shēn tǐ hēi mǎng |
| [01:31.078] | tuī xiōng yìng lā shēn dūn yī gòng 1105 bàng |
| [01:43.384] | Really though |
| [01:44.136] | " shuō zhēn de" |
| [01:44.136] | Attacking me |
| [01:45.921] | " gōng jī wǒ?" |
| [01:45.921] | With the old jokes been used for centuries |
| [01:47.176] | " yòng nèi xiē lǎo diào yá de zhǒng zú xiào huà" |
| [01:47.176] | you " Chinese" the racial slurs bout slip out |
| [01:49.688] | " ' nǐ zhōng guó rén' hái méi shuō wán" |
| [01:49.688] | I close his mouth with one just one sound |
| [01:51.947] | " wǒ yī tuó zǐ shuǎi tā liǎn shàng jiù yī shēng" |
| [01:51.947] | What else you got |
| [01:53.201] | " hái yǒu shà zi yào shuō de" |
| [01:53.201] | Me eating cats and dogs |
| [01:54.457] | " ' nǐ chī gǒu hé māo?'" |
| [01:54.457] | This joke really getting older than Olajuwon |
| [01:56.724] | " zhèi xiē guò shí de zhǒng zú qí shì de xiào huà bǐ ào lā zhū wàng dōu hái lǎo" |
| [01:56.724] | Break the law screw the law |
| [01:58.732] | " pò huài guī jǔ hū shì guī jǔ" |
| [01:58.732] | Screw the white supremacy |
| [02:00.738] | " yú mèi de bái rén tǒng zhì" |
| [02:00.738] | Giving me all this stuff and wall |
| [02:02.243] | " gěi wǒ men zhèi xiē guī jǔ hái yǒu nà yī dǔ mò xī gē de qiáng" |
| [02:02.243] | Listen |
| [02:02.997] | " tīng hǎo le" |
| [02:02.997] | I call Chengdu chéng dū |
| [02:04.000] | " wǒ men jiào Chengdu chéng dū" |
| [02:04.000] | It ain' t no attitude there it' s tài dù |
| [02:05.777] | " méi de Attitude de shuō fǎ zhǐ yǒu jiào tài dù" |
| [02:05.777] | gěi wǒ yī shǒu gē de shí jiān |
| [02:07.533] | ràng wǒ zhèng míng zǒu dào nǎ ér fēi dào nǎ ér sì chuān rén dōu kě bèi ài mù |
| [02:10.288] | lǎo zi zuò bú dào de shì qíng |
| [02:13.297] | wǒ jiù cóng bú duì wài tí qǐ |
| [02:15.807] | shuǐ huò xiē bú yào fā guā |
| [02:18.588] | zuò wǒ miàn qián bú yào zhuāng bǐ |
| [02:20.094] | sè nǐ quán shēn LV |
| [02:21.349] | xiōng ma |
| [02:22.857] | hé huā chí jìn de MK |
| [02:24.615] | bēng ma |
| [02:25.620] | nǐ yào zǎ gè zǎ gè měi |
| [02:28.132] | zǎ gè měi zǎ gè měi |
| [02:29.888] | lǎo zi zuò bú dào de shì qíng |
| [02:31.894] | wǒ jiù cóng bú duì wài tí qǐ |
| [02:33.901] | shuǐ huò xiē bú yào fā guā |
| [02:36.181] | zuò wǒ miàn qián bú yào zhuāng bǐ |
| [02:38.699] | sè nǐ quán shēn LV |
| [02:40.959] | xiōng ma |
| [02:41.712] | hé huā chí jìn de MK |
| [02:45.228] | bēng ma |
| [02:46.482] | nǐ yào zǎ gè zǎ gè měi |
| [02:47.235] | zǎ gè měi zǎ gè měi |
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