Three Point One Four

Three Point One Four Lyrics

Song Three Point One Four
Artist Bloodhound Gang
Album Show Us Your Hits
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[ti:three point one four - album version (explicit)]
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[00:33.04] My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be
[00:35.75] Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me
[00:38.72] Lefty? Yeah but that was alright
[00:40.39] She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
[00:43.21] My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
[00:45.77] I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
[00:48.41] Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's flunky
[00:51.22] So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys
[00:53.92] Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word
[00:56.38] So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd
[00:59.10] I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color
[01:01.75] And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
[01:04.42] But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
[01:07.10] And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
[01:09.84] Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat gee
[01:12.47][02:27.25] You know what I really want in a girl? Me
[01:16.00][02:30.66] I need to find a new vagina
[01:21.21][02:35.82] Any kind of new vagina
[01:26.68][02:41.22] It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
[01:31.70][02:46.37] Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina
[01:47.61] Women are like dog doo hear me through don't interrupt
[01:49.83] It's just the older that they are the easier they are to pick up
[01:52.48] I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
[01:55.29] Old hens would rather put than be put out to the pasture
[01:57.98] No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
[02:00.43] Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
[02:03.17] I want my next chick anorexic the winner in the thinner
[02:06.01] Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
[02:08.53] Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
[02:11.27] If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
[02:13.78] Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough
[02:16.66] No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
[02:19.06] Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo
[02:21.76] She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
[02:24.41] Bestow upon me all her knowledge of the Dewey Decimal System gee
[03:13.45] Vagina vagina vagina vagina
[03:24.00] Vagina vagina vagina vagina...
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