South Of The Border Lyrics
| Song | South Of The Border |
| Artist | Beardfish |
| Album | Sleeping In Traffic: Part Two |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| This is the story of Gad-about-Garth | |
| He was the kind of man you see in every bar | |
| And old school bling-bling guy, shades on in the dark | |
| “I’m here for the ladies”, he’d say: “light up my smoke” | |
| Workin’ the dancefloor, he’d shake it about | |
| Chains and jewellery shimmering, bling-a-ling, glimmering | |
| Workin’ the females, not a butt he didn’t slap | |
| Dropping one-liners, some chauvinistic crap | |
| “Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Hey sugar, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?” | |
| Garth’s fellow workers at the office were fed-up | |
| “I swear if he tries som’n with me I’ll smack his ass all the way back to Gooberville!” | |
| Especially the ladies who felt they had enough | |
| “Damn straight, uh-huh!” | |
| They had arranged for him a neat little surprise | |
| The yearly party at the office was the night | |
| They hired some really beautiful drag queens | |
| To jump out of a cake and tease around the crowd (ta-dah!) | |
| Everyone was in on it but Garth who was quite drunk | |
| He did his usual act, obnoxious and loud | |
| He was workin’ the dancefloor, he’d shake it about | |
| Chains and jewellery shimmering, bling-a-ling, glimmering | |
| Workin’ the queens, not a crotch he didn’t tap | |
| Dropping one-liners, some chauvinistic crap | |
| “Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Hey sugar, feel my pecker, he’s the sheriff and that’s an order | |
| Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Yo sugar, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?” | |
| In the morning Garth woke up next to a beefy lady with no hair and bad breath | |
| He was angry, but at the same time well, you know, he could not make himself leave just yet | |
| All these feelings, what are these? Have I been Gad-about-Garth just to hide something that I am? | |
| He remembered everything and felt a rush go through him as he realized he’d made love to a man! | |
| In a sense he felt fulfilled as he looked back on getting high with Amanda last night (A man – duh!) | |
| How could something he had always thought was filthy growing up, suddenly seem so right? | |
| ‘CAUSE HE WAS GAY! | |
| (guitar solo: Rikard Sjöblom) | |
| This was the story of the Gay-Man-Garth | |
| He is the kind of man you don’t see in a bar | |
| A truly pleasant guy who listens, understands | |
| All women want him but he saves it for the gents |
| This is the story of GadaboutGarth | |
| He was the kind of man you see in every bar | |
| And old school blingbling guy, shades on in the dark | |
| " I' m here for the ladies", he' d say: " light up my smoke" | |
| Workin' the dancefloor, he' d shake it about | |
| Chains and jewellery shimmering, blingaling, glimmering | |
| Workin' the females, not a butt he didn' t slap | |
| Dropping oneliners, some chauvinistic crap | |
| " Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Hey sugar, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?" | |
| Garth' s fellow workers at the office were fedup | |
| " I swear if he tries som' n with me I' ll smack his ass all the way back to Gooberville!" | |
| Especially the ladies who felt they had enough | |
| " Damn straight, uhhuh!" | |
| They had arranged for him a neat little surprise | |
| The yearly party at the office was the night | |
| They hired some really beautiful drag queens | |
| To jump out of a cake and tease around the crowd tadah! | |
| Everyone was in on it but Garth who was quite drunk | |
| He did his usual act, obnoxious and loud | |
| He was workin' the dancefloor, he' d shake it about | |
| Chains and jewellery shimmering, blingaling, glimmering | |
| Workin' the queens, not a crotch he didn' t tap | |
| Dropping oneliners, some chauvinistic crap | |
| " Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Hey sugar, feel my pecker, he' s the sheriff and that' s an order | |
| Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Yo sugar, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?" | |
| In the morning Garth woke up next to a beefy lady with no hair and bad breath | |
| He was angry, but at the same time well, you know, he could not make himself leave just yet | |
| All these feelings, what are these? Have I been GadaboutGarth just to hide something that I am? | |
| He remembered everything and felt a rush go through him as he realized he' d made love to a man! | |
| In a sense he felt fulfilled as he looked back on getting high with Amanda last night A man duh! | |
| How could something he had always thought was filthy growing up, suddenly seem so right? | |
| ' CAUSE HE WAS GAY! | |
| guitar solo: Rikard Sj blom | |
| This was the story of the GayManGarth | |
| He is the kind of man you don' t see in a bar | |
| A truly pleasant guy who listens, understands | |
| All women want him but he saves it for the gents |
| This is the story of GadaboutGarth | |
| He was the kind of man you see in every bar | |
| And old school blingbling guy, shades on in the dark | |
| " I' m here for the ladies", he' d say: " light up my smoke" | |
| Workin' the dancefloor, he' d shake it about | |
| Chains and jewellery shimmering, blingaling, glimmering | |
| Workin' the females, not a butt he didn' t slap | |
| Dropping oneliners, some chauvinistic crap | |
| " Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Hey sugar, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?" | |
| Garth' s fellow workers at the office were fedup | |
| " I swear if he tries som' n with me I' ll smack his ass all the way back to Gooberville!" | |
| Especially the ladies who felt they had enough | |
| " Damn straight, uhhuh!" | |
| They had arranged for him a neat little surprise | |
| The yearly party at the office was the night | |
| They hired some really beautiful drag queens | |
| To jump out of a cake and tease around the crowd tadah! | |
| Everyone was in on it but Garth who was quite drunk | |
| He did his usual act, obnoxious and loud | |
| He was workin' the dancefloor, he' d shake it about | |
| Chains and jewellery shimmering, blingaling, glimmering | |
| Workin' the queens, not a crotch he didn' t tap | |
| Dropping oneliners, some chauvinistic crap | |
| " Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Hey sugar, feel my pecker, he' s the sheriff and that' s an order | |
| Hey baby, have you ever been south of the border? | |
| Yo sugar, what would you like for breakfast in the morning?" | |
| In the morning Garth woke up next to a beefy lady with no hair and bad breath | |
| He was angry, but at the same time well, you know, he could not make himself leave just yet | |
| All these feelings, what are these? Have I been GadaboutGarth just to hide something that I am? | |
| He remembered everything and felt a rush go through him as he realized he' d made love to a man! | |
| In a sense he felt fulfilled as he looked back on getting high with Amanda last night A man duh! | |
| How could something he had always thought was filthy growing up, suddenly seem so right? | |
| ' CAUSE HE WAS GAY! | |
| guitar solo: Rikard Sj blom | |
| This was the story of the GayManGarth | |
| He is the kind of man you don' t see in a bar | |
| A truly pleasant guy who listens, understands | |
| All women want him but he saves it for the gents |
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