| Song | Cigarette |
| Artist | Ben Folds Five |
| Album | Whatever and Ever Amen |
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| Fred Jones was worn out | |
| from caring for his often | |
| screaming and crying wife during the day but | |
| he couldn't sleep at night for fear that she, | |
| in a stupor from the drugs that didn't ease the pain, | |
| would set the house ablaze | |
| with a cigarette. |