| Song | Cigarette |
| Artist | Ben Folds Five |
| Album | Whatever And Ever Amen (Remastered Edition) |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Fred Jones was worn out | |
| From caring for his often | |
| Screaming and crying wife | |
| During the day but | |
| He couldn't sleep at night | |
| For fear that she | |
| In a stupor from the drugs | |
| That didn't ease the pain | |
| Would set the house ablaze | |
| With a cigarette |