| Song | Uncle Walter |
| Artist | Ben Folds Five |
| Album | Ben Folds Five |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Folds | |
| Your Uncle Walter's going on and on | |
| 'Bout everything he's seen and done | |
| The voice of 50 years experience | |
| He's drunk, watching the television | |
| You know he's been around the world | |
| Last night he flew to Baghdad | |
| In his magical armchair | |
| With cigarettes and a six pack, yeah, he just got back | |
| The spit's flying everywhere | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey (Your Uncle Walter's going on and on) | |
| Oh you're back so late (Where did you go that you were gone so long) | |
| And how could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter | |
| Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots | |
| He drove his chair in the cavalcade | |
| He's flown from South Africa | |
| To countries where | |
| They beat themselves on the backs with chains | |
| There was a fleet of battleships | |
| And 1 reclining chair | |
| Headed north on the Arabian sea | |
| Now he's back to tell us what | |
| He and his oldest boy Blair | |
| They're getting rich with their mail order scheme | |
| Oh, oh, | |
| (Your Uncle Walter's going on and on) | |
| We're glad you're home | |
| (Where did you go that you were gone so long) | |
| But how could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter | |
| Your Uncle Walter told me | |
| Everything he'd do if he was president | |
| Oh what a perfect world | |
| This world would be | |
| If he was President now | |
| But he's not! | |
| And he sees the children | |
| Smoking pot | |
| He knows that in a moment | |
| They'll be shooting up heroin | |
| Teardrops in his armchair | |
| A 50 minute lecture | |
| Tobacco juice rolling down his chin | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey | |
| (Your Uncle Walter's going on and on) | |
| You're back so late | |
| (Where did you go that you were gone so long) | |
| How could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter |
| zuo ci : Folds | |
| Your Uncle Walter' s going on and on | |
| ' Bout everything he' s seen and done | |
| The voice of 50 years experience | |
| He' s drunk, watching the television | |
| You know he' s been around the world | |
| Last night he flew to Baghdad | |
| In his magical armchair | |
| With cigarettes and a six pack, yeah, he just got back | |
| The spit' s flying everywhere | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey Your Uncle Walter' s going on and on | |
| Oh you' re back so late Where did you go that you were gone so long | |
| And how could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter | |
| Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots | |
| He drove his chair in the cavalcade | |
| He' s flown from South Africa | |
| To countries where | |
| They beat themselves on the backs with chains | |
| There was a fleet of battleships | |
| And 1 reclining chair | |
| Headed north on the Arabian sea | |
| Now he' s back to tell us what | |
| He and his oldest boy Blair | |
| They' re getting rich with their mail order scheme | |
| Oh, oh, | |
| Your Uncle Walter' s going on and on | |
| We' re glad you' re home | |
| Where did you go that you were gone so long | |
| But how could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter | |
| Your Uncle Walter told me | |
| Everything he' d do if he was president | |
| Oh what a perfect world | |
| This world would be | |
| If he was President now | |
| But he' s not! | |
| And he sees the children | |
| Smoking pot | |
| He knows that in a moment | |
| They' ll be shooting up heroin | |
| Teardrops in his armchair | |
| A 50 minute lecture | |
| Tobacco juice rolling down his chin | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey | |
| Your Uncle Walter' s going on and on | |
| You' re back so late | |
| Where did you go that you were gone so long | |
| How could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter |
| zuò cí : Folds | |
| Your Uncle Walter' s going on and on | |
| ' Bout everything he' s seen and done | |
| The voice of 50 years experience | |
| He' s drunk, watching the television | |
| You know he' s been around the world | |
| Last night he flew to Baghdad | |
| In his magical armchair | |
| With cigarettes and a six pack, yeah, he just got back | |
| The spit' s flying everywhere | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey Your Uncle Walter' s going on and on | |
| Oh you' re back so late Where did you go that you were gone so long | |
| And how could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter | |
| Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots | |
| He drove his chair in the cavalcade | |
| He' s flown from South Africa | |
| To countries where | |
| They beat themselves on the backs with chains | |
| There was a fleet of battleships | |
| And 1 reclining chair | |
| Headed north on the Arabian sea | |
| Now he' s back to tell us what | |
| He and his oldest boy Blair | |
| They' re getting rich with their mail order scheme | |
| Oh, oh, | |
| Your Uncle Walter' s going on and on | |
| We' re glad you' re home | |
| Where did you go that you were gone so long | |
| But how could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter | |
| Your Uncle Walter told me | |
| Everything he' d do if he was president | |
| Oh what a perfect world | |
| This world would be | |
| If he was President now | |
| But he' s not! | |
| And he sees the children | |
| Smoking pot | |
| He knows that in a moment | |
| They' ll be shooting up heroin | |
| Teardrops in his armchair | |
| A 50 minute lecture | |
| Tobacco juice rolling down his chin | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey | |
| Your Uncle Walter' s going on and on | |
| You' re back so late | |
| Where did you go that you were gone so long | |
| How could you leave me here so long | |
| With Uncle Walter |