| [00:00.000] | 作词 : T2o |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : T2o |
| [00:02.96] | 现代百合剧《不可能关系》剧情歌 |
| [00:03.64] | Staff： |
| [00:04.41] | 原着：有毛儿 |
| [00:05.13] | 原曲：牛奶香槟 |
| [00:05.79] | 原唱：乐正绫 |
| [00:06.53] | 作词：乐正绫 |
| [00:07.29] | 制作：小花【自由人】 |
| [00:07.90] | 翻唱：夏浅澈【慕冉音社】 |
| [00:08.63] | 歌曲后期：大梦【墨璃轩】 |
| [00:09.36] | 剧情后期：丘弎【猫科工作组】 |
| [00:10.02] | 画师：小姐姐【特邀】 |
| [00:10.69] | 美工：阿拾 |
| [00:11.39] | 视频：夏沫夏沫儿【DL_工作室】 |
| [00:12.12] | Cast： |
| [00:12.74] | 林初霁：纪川久【凌霄剧团】 |
| [00:13.43] | 南乔：季子樱【恶人谷配音组】 |
| [00:14.09] | 陆离：金喵儿【恶人谷配音组】 |
| [00:14.73] | 保镖：袖子【星之声】 |
| [00:15.40] | --- |
| [00:17.94] | 南:一个人经常关心另外一个人吃没吃饱，这是为什么？ |
| [00:26.29] | 陆:还有呢？还有别的症状吗？ |
| [00:32.37] | 让老神医给你把把脉，看你是不是得病了？ |
| [00:38.61] | 南:不见面的时候老想起另一个人，见了面却又觉得很烦。 |
| [00:47.16] | 还老是关注她的喜好。 |
| [00:58.79] | 陆:你说的另一个人是你的小炮友吗？ |
| [01:03.37] | 南:不是。 |
| [01:04.15] | 陆:你可能，有点儿喜欢你的小炮友。 |
| [01:07.21] | 南:我不可能喜欢她，我跟她不合适。 |
| [01:13.31] | 陆:哪儿不合适了？ |
| [01:15.05] | 南:她太骚了，我不喜欢。她喜欢狗，我也不喜欢。 |
| [01:21.09] | 她生活习惯还邋遢。 |
| [01:23.75] | 陆:你喜欢她。 |
| [01:24.85] | 南:我还没有说完，你怎么—— |
| [01:26.25] | 陆:你喜欢她，你喜欢她，你，喜欢她。 |
| [01:30.60] | 南:可她只喜欢我的肉体。 |
| [01:33.52] | 陆:噗——哈哈哈哈哈。 |
| [01:44.96][03:22.35] | 林:南老师，需要我吗？ |
| [01:49.91][02:00.67][03:09.37][03:19.06][04:30.42][08:28.55][08:37.70] | Hoo-Woo-Oh-Ohh-Ohh |
| [01:53.98][01:56.58][02:02.86][02:06.25][03:12.13][03:14.96][04:25.48][04:32.77][04:35.47][08:31.07][08:33.59][08:40.67][08:43.14] | Woo-Oh-Ohh-Ohh |
| [01:58.66][03:16.84][04:28.31][08:35.80] | Stop it Stop it Stop it Baby |
| [02:08.46][04:37.84][08:45.56] | Stupid Stupid Stupid Baby |
| [02:10.04] | 打包好的惊喜 |
| [02:12.69] | 暂时还只是个秘密 |
| [02:14.76] | 一旦夜幕降临 |
| [02:17.50] | 全世界就只剩余我和你 |
| [02:20.65] | 悄悄关上手机 |
| [02:22.39] | 屏蔽掉无关的讯息 |
| [02:24.47] | 或许是时候坦明隐藏的心境 |
| [02:29.37] | 不够单纯的动机 |
| [02:32.21] | 逐渐试探般地靠近 |
| [02:34.34] | 察觉到不声不息不言不语优雅的身影 |
| [02:39.64] | 不够平静的手心 |
| [02:41.86] | 失去控制般地触及 |
| [02:44.08] | 察觉到忽远忽近忽暗忽明急促的呼吸 |
| [02:49.21] | I Can't Stop it Stop it 在继续 |
| [02:51.90] | 你单方面强制开局 |
| [02:53.85] | 像迸发出的牛奶香槟 |
| [02:56.69] | 侵染了颤抖的手心 |
| [02:59.55] | Stupid Stupid 的游戏 |
| [03:01.29] | 你深入浅出地占据 |
| [03:03.69] | 侵蚀我的每一寸神经 |
| [03:06.73] | 灵魂出窍般的刺激 |
| [03:24.89] | 南:不需要。 |
| [03:26.94] | 林:切。老狐狸要是真不需要我，还会回我短信吗？ |
| [03:32.98] | 口是心非的南老师。（南老师，我在你房间门口啦。) |
| [03:44.18] | 林:南老师，我—— |
| [03:46.32] | 南:你回去吧，我不想。 |
| [03:47.89] | 林:<南老师刚出浴穿着浴袍的样子简直不要太诱人! |
| [03:51.00] | 这个天鹅颈，这个若隐若现的胸口，嗷，亮瞎我的眼> |
| [03:58.69] | 林:南老师，让我进去，好不好？ |
| [04:02.43] | 南:你—— |
| [04:07.44] | 林:南老师，你好香啊。 |
| [04:12.08] | 林:来嘛，南老师，大好时光，我们—— |
| [04:39.96] | 稍许有些迟疑 |
| [04:42.20] | 但节目还是要继续 |
| [04:44.03] | 保留一点余兴 |
| [04:47.01] | 不要一次就耗尽好心情 |
| [04:49.40] | 兴奋得快窒息 |
| [04:51.86] | 心跳达到最高频率 |
| [04:53.86] | 身体逐渐在脱离头脑的冷静 |
| [04:58.58] | 不够安分的轨迹 |
| [05:01.14] | 囚禁我无法再逃避 |
| [05:03.58] | 感受着时缓时急时断时续创作的位移 |
| [05:08.59] | 不够稳重的表情 |
| [05:11.11] | 填充满闪烁的情绪 |
| [05:13.34] | 感受着半梦半醒半丝半缕孱弱的气息 |
| [05:18.52][07:48.89] | I Can't Stop it Stop it 我和你 |
| [05:21.07][07:50.76] | 有不可言喻的关系 |
| [05:23.59][07:53.11] | 你精心伪装好的面具 |
| [05:26.05][07:55.79] | 却不时透露着信息 |
| [05:28.82][07:58.35] | Stupid Stupid 我的心 |
| [05:30.77][08:00.68] | 现在全部都交给你 |
| [05:32.93][08:02.77] | 在腥咸苦涩的空气里 |
| [05:35.77][08:05.64] | 掺杂着熟悉的甜蜜 |
| [05:38.63][08:08.47] | 视线模糊不清 |
| [05:41.62][08:11.13] | 只能够看到你 |
| [05:44.12][08:13.75] | 整个世界都因为你失去意义 |
| [05:48.83] | 陆:南老师，她喜欢你的肉体这也算好事了。 |
| [05:54.57] | 利用她的这个弱点去勾引她吧。 |
| [05:56.44] | 林:南老师？你在想什么呢？这么入迷？ |
| [05:59.33] | 南:林初霁，你还记得我们第一次约的时候吗？ |
| [06:04.32] | 那天，我被人迷晕了，关进车里。 |
| [06:09.37] | 冰天雪地的，是你发现了我，把我救了出来。 |
| [06:15.63] | 林:喂!醒醒！快醒醒！ |
| [06:27.17] | 然后你说要和我一起去滑雪，也是心大。 |
| [06:31.13] | 再后来我带你回了酒店，你开了豪华套房。 |
| [06:37.00] | 我当着你的面把内衣脱下来，你问我.... |
| [06:41.25] | 南:你...不用去洗个澡吗? |
| [06:45.54] | 林:我可以吗？ |
| [06:55.33] | 南:林小姐，不是国民初恋吗？ |
| [07:01.22] | 林:初恋难道不需要长大的吗？ |
| [07:03.90] | 南:呵。 |
| [07:05.86] | 林:南老师。嗯...我...我没和别人约过。 |
| [07:14.09] | 要不我回头给你一张体检报告单？我真的不是老手... |
| [07:22.09] | 南:今天的事，只有我们俩知道。 |
| [07:24.53] | 林:那...那以后？ |
| [07:28.26] | 南:没以后了。 |
| [07:30.82] | 林:那时候是谁说没有以后了？ |
| [07:35.86] | 南...南老师，你...你干嘛这样看着我？ |
| [07:42.79] | 南：以后，别再睡了。 |
| [08:18.83] | 慢慢闭上眼睛 |
| [08:21.49] | 灵魂逃离身体 |
| [08:24.16] | 你引领着我全力朝向黑暗中游离 |
| [08:49.69] | 保:南小姐，有人找。是位拿着剧本的小姐。好的，知道了。 |
| [08:59.00] | 你可以进去了。 |
| [09:00.75] | 林:谢谢。 |
| [09:04.17] | 南:有什么事吗？ |
| [09:05.35] | 林:<有事，想睡你。> |
| [09:12.15] | 我...我来给你送点东西。我知道你睡眠不太好。 |
| [09:17.04] | 喏，这是薰衣草香囊，有安神的作用。 |
| [09:21.53] | 南:谢谢。 |
| [09:23.31] | 林:还有...我...我能不能... |
| [09:29.24] | 南:什么？ |
| [09:31.46] | 林:南...南老师，我..我..我... |
| [09:36.57] | 南:我说了，别再睡了。 |
| [09:39.78] | 林:我可没同意。 |
| [09:41.64] | 南:这要你什么同意？ |
| [09:42.71] | 林:怎么不要我同意？ |
| [09:44.01] | 一开始我都问过你，想不想要，可不可以，你就不能问问我吗？ |
| [09:49.37] | 凭什么你一句话就可以结束我们之间的关系？ |
| [09:53.10] | 你什么都不问我，都是你决定好一切，我是个物件吗？ |
| [09:58.73] | 你说句话我能听不懂？ |
| [10:05.59] | 南:好，之前是我不对。那我现在和你商量，以后不这样了，可以吗？ |
| [10:15.57] | 林:哪样？ |
| [10:21.34] | 南:这样。 |
| [10:22.86] | 林:......好。 |
| [10:28.37] | 南:你...有时候结束一段糟糕的关系，是希望开始一段新的关系。 |
| [10:38.09] | 你懂吗？ |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : T2o |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : T2o |
| [00:02.96] | xian dai bai he ju bu ke neng guan xi ju qing ge |
| [00:03.64] | Staff: |
| [00:04.41] | yuan zhe: you mao er |
| [00:05.13] | yuan qu: niu nai xiang bin |
| [00:05.79] | yuan chang: yue zheng ling |
| [00:06.53] | zuo ci: yue zheng ling |
| [00:07.29] | zhi zuo: xiao hua zi you ren |
| [00:07.90] | fan chang: xia qian che mu ran yin she |
| [00:08.63] | ge qu hou qi: da meng mo li xuan |
| [00:09.36] | ju qing hou qi: qiu san mao ke gong zuo zu |
| [00:10.02] | hua shi: xiao jie jie te yao |
| [00:10.69] | mei gong: a shi |
| [00:11.39] | shi pin: xia mo xia mo er DL_ gong zuo shi |
| [00:12.12] | Cast: |
| [00:12.74] | lin chu ji: ji chuan jiu ling xiao ju tuan |
| [00:13.43] | nan qiao: ji zi ying e ren gu pei yin zu |
| [00:14.09] | lu li: jin miao er e ren gu pei yin zu |
| [00:14.73] | bao biao: xiu zi xing zhi sheng |
| [00:15.40] | |
| [00:17.94] | nan: yi ge ren jing chang guan xin ling wai yi ge ren chi mei chi bao, zhe shi wei shi me? |
| [00:26.29] | lu: hai you ne? hai you bie de zheng zhuang ma? |
| [00:32.37] | rang lao shen yi gei ni ba ba mai, kan ni shi bu shi de bing le? |
| [00:38.61] | nan: bu jian mian di shi hou lao xiang qi ling yi ge ren, jian le mian que you jue de hen fan. |
| [00:47.16] | hai lao shi guan zhu ta de xi hao. |
| [00:58.79] | lu: ni shuo de ling yi ge ren shi ni de xiao pao you ma? |
| [01:03.37] | nan: bu shi. |
| [01:04.15] | lu: ni ke neng, you dian er xi huan ni de xiao pao you. |
| [01:07.21] | nan: wo bu ke neng xi huan ta, wo gen ta bu he shi. |
| [01:13.31] | lu: na er bu he shi le? |
| [01:15.05] | nan: ta tai sao le, wo bu xi huan. ta xi huan gou, wo ye bu xi huan. |
| [01:21.09] | ta sheng huo xi guan hai la ta. |
| [01:23.75] | lu: ni xi huan ta. |
| [01:24.85] | nan: wo hai mei you shuo wan, ni zen me |
| [01:26.25] | lu: ni xi huan ta, ni xi huan ta, ni, xi huan ta. |
| [01:30.60] | nan: ke ta zhi xi huan wo de rou ti. |
| [01:33.52] | lu: pu ha ha ha ha ha. |
| [01:44.96][03:22.35] | lin: nan lao shi, xu yao wo ma? |
| [01:49.91][02:00.67][03:09.37][03:19.06][04:30.42][08:28.55][08:37.70] | HooWooOhOhhOhh |
| [01:53.98][01:56.58][02:02.86][02:06.25][03:12.13][03:14.96][04:25.48][04:32.77][04:35.47][08:31.07][08:33.59][08:40.67][08:43.14] | WooOhOhhOhh |
| [01:58.66][03:16.84][04:28.31][08:35.80] | Stop it Stop it Stop it Baby |
| [02:08.46][04:37.84][08:45.56] | Stupid Stupid Stupid Baby |
| [02:10.04] | da bao hao de jing xi |
| [02:12.69] | zan shi hai zhi shi ge mi mi |
| [02:14.76] | yi dan ye mu jiang lin |
| [02:17.50] | quan shi jie jiu zhi sheng yu wo he ni |
| [02:20.65] | qiao qiao guan shang shou ji |
| [02:22.39] | ping bi diao wu guan de xun xi |
| [02:24.47] | huo xu shi shi hou tan ming yin cang de xin jing |
| [02:29.37] | bu gou dan chun de dong ji |
| [02:32.21] | zhu jian shi tan ban di kao jin |
| [02:34.34] | cha jue dao bu sheng bu xi bu yan bu yu you ya de shen ying |
| [02:39.64] | bu gou ping jing de shou xin |
| [02:41.86] | shi qu kong zhi ban di chu ji |
| [02:44.08] | cha jue dao hu yuan hu jin hu an hu ming ji cu de hu xi |
| [02:49.21] | I Can' t Stop it Stop it zai ji xu |
| [02:51.90] | ni dan fang mian qiang zhi kai ju |
| [02:53.85] | xiang beng fa chu de niu nai xiang bin |
| [02:56.69] | qin ran le chan dou de shou xin |
| [02:59.55] | Stupid Stupid de you xi |
| [03:01.29] | ni shen ru qian chu di zhan ju |
| [03:03.69] | qin shi wo de mei yi cun shen jing |
| [03:06.73] | ling hun chu qiao ban de ci ji |
| [03:24.89] | nan: bu xu yao. |
| [03:26.94] | lin: qie. lao hu li yao shi zhen bu xu yao wo, hai hui hui wo duan xin ma? |
| [03:32.98] | kou shi xin fei de nan lao shi. nan lao shi, wo zai ni fang jian men kou la. |
| [03:44.18] | lin: nan lao shi, wo |
| [03:46.32] | nan: ni hui qu ba, wo bu xiang. |
| [03:47.89] | lin: nan lao shi gang chu yu chuan zhe yu pao de yang zi jian zhi bu yao tai you ren! |
| [03:51.00] | zhe ge tian e jing, zhe ge ruo yin ruo xian de xiong kou, ao, liang xia wo de yan |
| [03:58.69] | lin: nan lao shi, rang wo jin qu, hao bu hao? |
| [04:02.43] | nan: ni |
| [04:07.44] | lin: nan lao shi, ni hao xiang a. |
| [04:12.08] | lin: lai ma, nan lao shi, da hao shi guang, wo men |
| [04:39.96] | shao xu you xie chi yi |
| [04:42.20] | dan jie mu hai shi yao ji xu |
| [04:44.03] | bao liu yi dian yu xing |
| [04:47.01] | bu yao yi ci jiu hao jin hao xin qing |
| [04:49.40] | xing fen de kuai zhi xi |
| [04:51.86] | xin tiao da dao zui gao pin lv |
| [04:53.86] | shen ti zhu jian zai tuo li tou nao de leng jing |
| [04:58.58] | bu gou an fen de gui ji |
| [05:01.14] | qiu jin wo wu fa zai tao bi |
| [05:03.58] | gan shou zhe shi huan shi ji shi duan shi xu chuang zuo de wei yi |
| [05:08.59] | bu gou wen zhong de biao qing |
| [05:11.11] | tian chong man shan shuo de qing xu |
| [05:13.34] | gan shou zhe ban meng ban xing ban si ban lv chan ruo de qi xi |
| [05:18.52][07:48.89] | I Can' t Stop it Stop it wo he ni |
| [05:21.07][07:50.76] | you bu ke yan yu de guan xi |
| [05:23.59][07:53.11] | ni jing xin wei zhuang hao de mian ju |
| [05:26.05][07:55.79] | que bu shi tou lu zhe xin xi |
| [05:28.82][07:58.35] | Stupid Stupid wo de xin |
| [05:30.77][08:00.68] | xian zai quan bu dou jiao gei ni |
| [05:32.93][08:02.77] | zai xing xian ku se de kong qi li |
| [05:35.77][08:05.64] | chan za zhe shu xi de tian mi |
| [05:38.63][08:08.47] | shi xian mo hu bu qing |
| [05:41.62][08:11.13] | zhi neng gou kan dao ni |
| [05:44.12][08:13.75] | zheng ge shi jie dou yin wei ni shi qu yi yi |
| [05:48.83] | lu: nan lao shi, ta xi huan ni de rou ti zhe ye suan hao shi le. |
| [05:54.57] | li yong ta de zhe ge ruo dian qu gou yin ta ba. |
| [05:56.44] | lin: nan lao shi? ni zai xiang shen me ne? zhe me ru mi? |
| [05:59.33] | nan: lin chu ji, ni hai ji de wo men di yi ci yue de shi hou ma? |
| [06:04.32] | na tian, wo bei ren mi yun le, guan jin che li. |
| [06:09.37] | bing tian xue di de, shi ni fa xian le wo, ba wo jiu le chu lai. |
| [06:15.63] | lin: wei! xing xing! kuai xing xing! |
| [06:27.17] | ran hou ni shuo yao he wo yi qi qu hua xue, ye shi xin da. |
| [06:31.13] | zai hou lai wo dai ni hui le jiu dian, ni kai le hao hua tao fang. |
| [06:37.00] | wo dang zhe ni de mian ba nei yi tuo xia lai, ni wen wo.... |
| [06:41.25] | nan: ni... bu yong qu xi ge zao ma? |
| [06:45.54] | lin: wo ke yi ma? |
| [06:55.33] | nan: lin xiao jie, bu shi guo min chu lian ma? |
| [07:01.22] | lin: chu lian nan dao bu xu yao zhang da de ma? |
| [07:03.90] | nan: a. |
| [07:05.86] | lin: nan lao shi. ... wo... wo mei he bie ren yue guo. |
| [07:14.09] | yao bu wo hui tou gei ni yi zhang ti jian bao gao dan? wo zhen de bu shi lao shou... |
| [07:22.09] | nan: jin tian de shi, zhi you wo men lia zhi dao. |
| [07:24.53] | lin: na... na yi hou? |
| [07:28.26] | nan: mei yi hou le. |
| [07:30.82] | lin: na shi hou shi shui shuo mei you yi hou le? |
| [07:35.86] | nan... nan lao shi, ni... ni gan ma zhe yang kan zhe wo? |
| [07:42.79] | nan: yi hou, bie zai shui le. |
| [08:18.83] | man man bi shang yan jing |
| [08:21.49] | ling hun tao li shen ti |
| [08:24.16] | ni yin ling zhe wo quan li chao xiang hei an zhong you li |
| [08:49.69] | bao: nan xiao jie, you ren zhao. shi wei na zhe ju ben de xiao jie. hao de, zhi dao le. |
| [08:59.00] | ni ke yi jin qu le. |
| [09:00.75] | lin: xie xie. |
| [09:04.17] | nan: you shen me shi ma? |
| [09:05.35] | lin: you shi, xiang shui ni. |
| [09:12.15] | wo... wo lai gei ni song dian dong xi. wo zhi dao ni shui mian bu tai hao. |
| [09:17.04] | nuo, zhe shi xun yi cao xiang nang, you an shen de zuo yong. |
| [09:21.53] | nan: xie xie. |
| [09:23.31] | lin: hai you... wo... wo neng bu neng... |
| [09:29.24] | nan: shen me? |
| [09:31.46] | lin: nan... nan lao shi, wo.. wo.. wo... |
| [09:36.57] | nan: wo shuo le, bie zai shui le. |
| [09:39.78] | lin: wo ke mei tong yi. |
| [09:41.64] | nan: zhe yao ni shen me tong yi? |
| [09:42.71] | lin: zen me bu yao wo tong yi? |
| [09:44.01] | yi kai shi wo dou wen guo ni, xiang bu xiang yao, ke bu ke yi, ni jiu bu neng wen wen wo ma? |
| [09:49.37] | ping shen me ni yi ju hua jiu ke yi jie shu wo men zhi jian de guan xi? |
| [09:53.10] | ni shen me dou bu wen wo, dou shi ni jue ding hao yi qie, wo shi ge wu jian ma? |
| [09:58.73] | ni shuo ju hua wo neng ting bu dong? |
| [10:05.59] | nan: hao, zhi qian shi wo bu dui. na wo xian zai he ni shang liang, yi hou bu zhe yang le, ke yi ma? |
| [10:15.57] | lin: na yang? |
| [10:21.34] | nan: zhe yang. |
| [10:22.86] | lin:...... hao. |
| [10:28.37] | nan: ni... you shi hou jie shu yi duan zao gao de guan xi, shi xi wang kai shi yi duan xin de guan xi. |
| [10:38.09] | ni dong ma? |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : T2o |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : T2o |
| [00:02.96] | xiàn dài bǎi hé jù bù kě néng guān xì jù qíng gē |
| [00:03.64] | Staff: |
| [00:04.41] | yuán zhe: yǒu máo ér |
| [00:05.13] | yuán qǔ: niú nǎi xiāng bīn |
| [00:05.79] | yuán chàng: yuè zhèng líng |
| [00:06.53] | zuò cí: yuè zhèng líng |
| [00:07.29] | zhì zuò: xiǎo huā zì yóu rén |
| [00:07.90] | fān chàng: xià qiǎn chè mù rǎn yīn shè |
| [00:08.63] | gē qǔ hòu qī: dà mèng mò lí xuān |
| [00:09.36] | jù qíng hòu qī: qiū sān māo kē gōng zuò zǔ |
| [00:10.02] | huà shī: xiǎo jiě jie tè yāo |
| [00:10.69] | měi gōng: ā shí |
| [00:11.39] | shì pín: xià mò xià mò ér DL_ gōng zuò shì |
| [00:12.12] | Cast: |
| [00:12.74] | lín chū jì: jì chuān jiǔ líng xiāo jù tuán |
| [00:13.43] | nán qiáo: jì zǐ yīng è rén gǔ pèi yīn zǔ |
| [00:14.09] | lù lí: jīn miāo ér è rén gǔ pèi yīn zǔ |
| [00:14.73] | bǎo biāo: xiù zi xīng zhī shēng |
| [00:15.40] | |
| [00:17.94] | nán: yí ge rén jīng cháng guān xīn lìng wài yí ge rén chī méi chī bǎo, zhè shì wèi shí me? |
| [00:26.29] | lù: hái yǒu ne? hái yǒu bié de zhèng zhuàng ma? |
| [00:32.37] | ràng lǎo shén yī gěi nǐ bǎ bǎ mài, kàn nǐ shì bú shì dé bìng le? |
| [00:38.61] | nán: bú jiàn miàn dí shí hòu lǎo xiǎng qǐ lìng yí ge rén, jiàn le miàn què yòu jué de hěn fán. |
| [00:47.16] | hái lǎo shì guān zhù tā de xǐ hào. |
| [00:58.79] | lù: nǐ shuō de lìng yí ge rén shì nǐ de xiǎo pào yǒu ma? |
| [01:03.37] | nán: bú shì. |
| [01:04.15] | lù: nǐ kě néng, yǒu diǎn ér xǐ huān nǐ de xiǎo pào yǒu. |
| [01:07.21] | nán: wǒ bù kě néng xǐ huān tā, wǒ gēn tā bù hé shì. |
| [01:13.31] | lù: nǎ ér bù hé shì le? |
| [01:15.05] | nán: tā tài sāo le, wǒ bù xǐ huān. tā xǐ huān gǒu, wǒ yě bù xǐ huān. |
| [01:21.09] | tā shēng huó xí guàn hái lā tà. |
| [01:23.75] | lù: nǐ xǐ huān tā. |
| [01:24.85] | nán: wǒ hái méi yǒu shuō wán, nǐ zěn me |
| [01:26.25] | lù: nǐ xǐ huān tā, nǐ xǐ huān tā, nǐ, xǐ huān tā. |
| [01:30.60] | nán: kě tā zhǐ xǐ huān wǒ de ròu tǐ. |
| [01:33.52] | lù: pū hā hā hā hā hā. |
| [01:44.96][03:22.35] | lín: nán lǎo shī, xū yào wǒ ma? |
| [01:49.91][02:00.67][03:09.37][03:19.06][04:30.42][08:28.55][08:37.70] | HooWooOhOhhOhh |
| [01:53.98][01:56.58][02:02.86][02:06.25][03:12.13][03:14.96][04:25.48][04:32.77][04:35.47][08:31.07][08:33.59][08:40.67][08:43.14] | WooOhOhhOhh |
| [01:58.66][03:16.84][04:28.31][08:35.80] | Stop it Stop it Stop it Baby |
| [02:08.46][04:37.84][08:45.56] | Stupid Stupid Stupid Baby |
| [02:10.04] | dǎ bāo hǎo de jīng xǐ |
| [02:12.69] | zàn shí hái zhǐ shì gè mì mì |
| [02:14.76] | yī dàn yè mù jiàng lín |
| [02:17.50] | quán shì jiè jiù zhǐ shèng yú wǒ hé nǐ |
| [02:20.65] | qiāo qiāo guān shàng shǒu jī |
| [02:22.39] | píng bì diào wú guān de xùn xī |
| [02:24.47] | huò xǔ shì shí hòu tǎn míng yǐn cáng de xīn jìng |
| [02:29.37] | bù gòu dān chún de dòng jī |
| [02:32.21] | zhú jiàn shì tàn bān dì kào jìn |
| [02:34.34] | chá jué dào bù shēng bù xī bù yán bù yǔ yōu yǎ de shēn yǐng |
| [02:39.64] | bù gòu píng jìng de shǒu xīn |
| [02:41.86] | shī qù kòng zhì bān dì chù jí |
| [02:44.08] | chá jué dào hū yuǎn hū jìn hū àn hū míng jí cù de hū xī |
| [02:49.21] | I Can' t Stop it Stop it zài jì xù |
| [02:51.90] | nǐ dān fāng miàn qiáng zhì kāi jú |
| [02:53.85] | xiàng bèng fā chū de niú nǎi xiāng bīn |
| [02:56.69] | qīn rǎn le chàn dǒu de shǒu xīn |
| [02:59.55] | Stupid Stupid de yóu xì |
| [03:01.29] | nǐ shēn rù qiǎn chū dì zhàn jù |
| [03:03.69] | qīn shí wǒ de měi yī cùn shén jīng |
| [03:06.73] | líng hún chū qiào bān de cì jī |
| [03:24.89] | nán: bù xū yào. |
| [03:26.94] | lín: qiè. lǎo hú lí yào shì zhēn bù xū yào wǒ, hái huì huí wǒ duǎn xìn ma? |
| [03:32.98] | kǒu shì xīn fēi de nán lǎo shī. nán lǎo shī, wǒ zài nǐ fáng jiān mén kǒu la. |
| [03:44.18] | lín: nán lǎo shī, wǒ |
| [03:46.32] | nán: nǐ huí qù ba, wǒ bù xiǎng. |
| [03:47.89] | lín: nán lǎo shī gāng chū yù chuān zhe yù páo de yàng zi jiǎn zhí bú yào tài yòu rén! |
| [03:51.00] | zhè gè tiān é jǐng, zhè gè ruò yǐn ruò xiàn de xiōng kǒu, áo, liàng xiā wǒ de yǎn |
| [03:58.69] | lín: nán lǎo shī, ràng wǒ jìn qù, hǎo bù hǎo? |
| [04:02.43] | nán: nǐ |
| [04:07.44] | lín: nán lǎo shī, nǐ hǎo xiāng a. |
| [04:12.08] | lín: lái ma, nán lǎo shī, dà hǎo shí guāng, wǒ men |
| [04:39.96] | shāo xǔ yǒu xiē chí yí |
| [04:42.20] | dàn jié mù hái shì yào jì xù |
| [04:44.03] | bǎo liú yì diǎn yú xìng |
| [04:47.01] | bú yào yī cì jiù hào jìn hǎo xīn qíng |
| [04:49.40] | xīng fèn dé kuài zhì xī |
| [04:51.86] | xīn tiào dá dào zuì gāo pín lǜ |
| [04:53.86] | shēn tǐ zhú jiàn zài tuō lí tóu nǎo de lěng jìng |
| [04:58.58] | bù gòu ān fèn de guǐ jī |
| [05:01.14] | qiú jìn wǒ wú fǎ zài táo bì |
| [05:03.58] | gǎn shòu zhe shí huǎn shí jí shí duàn shí xù chuàng zuò de wèi yí |
| [05:08.59] | bù gòu wěn zhòng de biǎo qíng |
| [05:11.11] | tián chōng mǎn shǎn shuò de qíng xù |
| [05:13.34] | gǎn shòu zhe bàn mèng bàn xǐng bàn sī bàn lǚ chán ruò de qì xī |
| [05:18.52][07:48.89] | I Can' t Stop it Stop it wǒ hé nǐ |
| [05:21.07][07:50.76] | yǒu bù kě yán yù de guān xì |
| [05:23.59][07:53.11] | nǐ jīng xīn wěi zhuāng hǎo de miàn jù |
| [05:26.05][07:55.79] | què bù shí tòu lù zhe xìn xī |
| [05:28.82][07:58.35] | Stupid Stupid wǒ de xīn |
| [05:30.77][08:00.68] | xiàn zài quán bù dōu jiāo gěi nǐ |
| [05:32.93][08:02.77] | zài xīng xián kǔ sè de kōng qì lǐ |
| [05:35.77][08:05.64] | chān zá zhe shú xī de tián mì |
| [05:38.63][08:08.47] | shì xiàn mó hu bù qīng |
| [05:41.62][08:11.13] | zhǐ néng gòu kàn dào nǐ |
| [05:44.12][08:13.75] | zhěng gè shì jiè dōu yīn wèi nǐ shī qù yì yì |
| [05:48.83] | lù: nán lǎo shī, tā xǐ huān nǐ de ròu tǐ zhè yě suàn hǎo shì le. |
| [05:54.57] | lì yòng tā de zhè gè ruò diǎn qù gōu yǐn tā ba. |
| [05:56.44] | lín: nán lǎo shī? nǐ zài xiǎng shén me ne? zhè me rù mí? |
| [05:59.33] | nán: lín chū jì, nǐ hái jì de wǒ men dì yī cì yuē de shí hòu ma? |
| [06:04.32] | nà tiān, wǒ bèi rén mí yūn le, guān jìn chē lǐ. |
| [06:09.37] | bīng tiān xuě dì de, shì nǐ fā xiàn le wǒ, bǎ wǒ jiù le chū lái. |
| [06:15.63] | lín: wèi! xǐng xǐng! kuài xǐng xǐng! |
| [06:27.17] | rán hòu nǐ shuō yào hé wǒ yì qǐ qù huá xuě, yě shì xīn dà. |
| [06:31.13] | zài hòu lái wǒ dài nǐ huí le jiǔ diàn, nǐ kāi le háo huá tào fáng. |
| [06:37.00] | wǒ dāng zhe nǐ de miàn bǎ nèi yī tuō xià lái, nǐ wèn wǒ.... |
| [06:41.25] | nán: nǐ... bù yòng qù xǐ gè zǎo ma? |
| [06:45.54] | lín: wǒ kě yǐ ma? |
| [06:55.33] | nán: lín xiǎo jiě, bú shì guó mín chū liàn ma? |
| [07:01.22] | lín: chū liàn nán dào bù xū yào zhǎng dà de ma? |
| [07:03.90] | nán: ā. |
| [07:05.86] | lín: nán lǎo shī. ... wǒ... wǒ méi hé bié rén yuē guò. |
| [07:14.09] | yào bù wǒ huí tóu gěi nǐ yī zhāng tǐ jiǎn bào gào dān? wǒ zhēn de bú shì lǎo shǒu... |
| [07:22.09] | nán: jīn tiān de shì, zhǐ yǒu wǒ men liǎ zhī dào. |
| [07:24.53] | lín: nà... nà yǐ hòu? |
| [07:28.26] | nán: méi yǐ hòu le. |
| [07:30.82] | lín: nà shí hou shì shuí shuō méi yǒu yǐ hòu le? |
| [07:35.86] | nán... nán lǎo shī, nǐ... nǐ gàn ma zhè yàng kàn zhe wǒ? |
| [07:42.79] | nán: yǐ hòu, bié zài shuì le. |
| [08:18.83] | màn màn bì shang yǎn jīng |
| [08:21.49] | líng hún táo lí shēn tǐ |
| [08:24.16] | nǐ yǐn lǐng zhe wǒ quán lì cháo xiàng hēi àn zhōng yóu lí |
| [08:49.69] | bǎo: nán xiǎo jiě, yǒu rén zhǎo. shì wèi ná zhe jù běn de xiǎo jiě. hǎo de, zhī dào le. |
| [08:59.00] | nǐ kě yǐ jìn qù le. |
| [09:00.75] | lín: xiè xiè. |
| [09:04.17] | nán: yǒu shén me shì ma? |
| [09:05.35] | lín: yǒu shì, xiǎng shuì nǐ. |
| [09:12.15] | wǒ... wǒ lái gěi nǐ sòng diǎn dōng xī. wǒ zhī dào nǐ shuì mián bù tài hǎo. |
| [09:17.04] | nuò, zhè shì xūn yī cǎo xiāng náng, yǒu ān shén de zuò yòng. |
| [09:21.53] | nán: xiè xiè. |
| [09:23.31] | lín: hái yǒu... wǒ... wǒ néng bù néng... |
| [09:29.24] | nán: shén me? |
| [09:31.46] | lín: nán... nán lǎo shī, wǒ.. wǒ.. wǒ... |
| [09:36.57] | nán: wǒ shuō le, bié zài shuì le. |
| [09:39.78] | lín: wǒ kě méi tóng yì. |
| [09:41.64] | nán: zhè yào nǐ shén me tóng yì? |
| [09:42.71] | lín: zěn me bú yào wǒ tóng yì? |
| [09:44.01] | yī kāi shǐ wǒ dōu wèn guò nǐ, xiǎng bù xiǎng yào, kě bù kě yǐ, nǐ jiù bù néng wèn wèn wǒ ma? |
| [09:49.37] | píng shén me nǐ yī jù huà jiù kě yǐ jié shù wǒ men zhī jiān de guān xì? |
| [09:53.10] | nǐ shén me dōu bù wèn wǒ, dōu shì nǐ jué dìng hǎo yī qiè, wǒ shì gè wù jiàn ma? |
| [09:58.73] | nǐ shuō jù huà wǒ néng tīng bù dǒng? |
| [10:05.59] | nán: hǎo, zhī qián shì wǒ bú duì. nà wǒ xiàn zài hé nǐ shāng liáng, yǐ hòu bù zhè yàng le, kě yǐ ma? |
| [10:15.57] | lín: nǎ yàng? |
| [10:21.34] | nán: zhè yàng. |
| [10:22.86] | lín:...... hǎo. |
| [10:28.37] | nán: nǐ... yǒu shí hou jié shù yī duàn zāo gāo de guān xì, shì xī wàng kāi shǐ yī duàn xīn de guān xì. |
| [10:38.09] | nǐ dǒng ma? |
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