If I Had $1,000,000 Lyrics

Song	If I Had $1,000,000
Artist	Barenaked Ladies
Album	Hits From Yesterday & The Day Before
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[00:27.900]	If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:31.380]	If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:34.158]	Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house)
[00:39.688]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:46.138]	I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
[00:51.728]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[00:58.680]	Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile)
[01:03.438]	And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love
[01:14.249]	If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard
[01:21.548]	If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard
[01:27.898]	If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:33.678]	“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.”
[01:36.338]	“Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:37.729]	and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
[01:41.658]	They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.”
[01:42.458]	“Well can you blame them?”
[01:46.298]	“Yeah.”
[01:48.738]	If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[01:54.588]	Well I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
[02:00.558]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[02:07.980]	Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu)
[02:12.350]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[02:19.500]	Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones)
[02:24.170]	And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[02:34.900]
[02:36.350]	If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store
[02:41.720]	If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more
[02:48.800]	If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:54.200]	“But we would eat Kraft dinner.”
[02:55.460]	“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.”
[02:56.710]	“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.”
[03:00.220]	“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.”
[03:03.420]
[03:09.700]	If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:15.410]	Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel)
[03:20.900]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:27.620]	Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
[03:33.170]	And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
[03:39.120]	Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!)
[03:45.600]	And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love
[03:55.520]
[03:57.400]	If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:03.400]	If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars
[04:08.750]	If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich!
[04:18.420]

[00:27.900]	If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:31.380]	If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:34.158]	Well I' d buy you a house I' d buy you a house
[00:39.688]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:46.138]	I' d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:51.728]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:58.680]	Well I' d buy you a KCar a nice reliant automobile
[01:03.438]	And if I had a million dollars, I' d buy your love
[01:14.249]	If I had a million dollars I' d build a treefort in our yard
[01:21.548]	If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn' t be that hard
[01:27.898]	If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:33.678]	" You know, we could just go up there and hang out."
[01:36.338]	" Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:37.729]	and there' d all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things.
[01:41.658]	They have prewrapped sausages but they don' t have prewrapped bacon."
[01:42.458]	" Well can you blame them?"
[01:46.298]	" Yeah."
[01:48.738]	If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[01:54.588]	Well I' d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that' s cruel
[02:00.558]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:07.980]	Well I' d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu
[02:12.350]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:19.500]	Well I' d buy you John Merrick' s remains all them crazy elephant bones
[02:24.170]	And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love
[02:34.900]
[02:36.350]	If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to walk to the store
[02:41.720]	If I had a million dollars we' d take a limousine ' cause it costs more
[02:48.800]	If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:54.200]	" But we would eat Kraft dinner."
[02:55.460]	" Of course we would, we' d just eat more."
[02:56.710]	" And buy really expensive ketchups with it."
[03:00.220]	" That' s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups."
[03:03.420]
[03:09.700]	If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:15.410]	Wel I' d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that' s cruel
[03:20.900]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:27.620]	Well I' d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:33.170]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:39.120]	Well I' d buy you a monkey haven' t you always wanted a monkey?!
[03:45.600]	And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love
[03:55.520]
[03:57.400]	If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars
[04:03.400]	If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars
[04:08.750]	If I had a million dollars I' d be rich!
[04:18.420]

[00:27.900]	If I Had a Million Dollars
[00:31.380]	If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:34.158]	Well I' d buy you a house I' d buy you a house
[00:39.688]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:46.138]	I' d buy you furniture for your house maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
[00:51.728]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[00:58.680]	Well I' d buy you a KCar a nice reliant automobile
[01:03.438]	And if I had a million dollars, I' d buy your love
[01:14.249]	If I had a million dollars I' d build a treefort in our yard
[01:21.548]	If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn' t be that hard
[01:27.898]	If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.
[01:33.678]	" You know, we could just go up there and hang out."
[01:36.338]	" Like open the fridge and stuff,
[01:37.729]	and there' d all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things.
[01:41.658]	They have prewrapped sausages but they don' t have prewrapped bacon."
[01:42.458]	" Well can you blame them?"
[01:46.298]	" Yeah."
[01:48.738]	If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[01:54.588]	Well I' d buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat, that' s cruel
[02:00.558]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:07.980]	Well I' d buy you an exotic pet yep, like a llama or an emu
[02:12.350]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[02:19.500]	Well I' d buy you John Merrick' s remains all them crazy elephant bones
[02:24.170]	And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love
[02:34.900]
[02:36.350]	If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to walk to the store
[02:41.720]	If I had a million dollars we' d take a limousine ' cause it costs more
[02:48.800]	If I had a million dollars we wouldn' t have to eat Kraft dinner
[02:54.200]	" But we would eat Kraft dinner."
[02:55.460]	" Of course we would, we' d just eat more."
[02:56.710]	" And buy really expensive ketchups with it."
[03:00.220]	" That' s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups."
[03:03.420]
[03:09.700]	If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:15.410]	Wel I' d buy you a green dress but not a real green dress that' s cruel
[03:20.900]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:27.620]	Well I' d buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel
[03:33.170]	And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars
[03:39.120]	Well I' d buy you a monkey haven' t you always wanted a monkey?!
[03:45.600]	And if I had a million dollars I' d buy your love
[03:55.520]
[03:57.400]	If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars
[04:03.400]	If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars
[04:08.750]	If I had a million dollars I' d be rich!
[04:18.420]

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