| I know this group and they're so avantcore | |
| I bought their shit at the mom and pop store | |
| And i give all of their songs the top score | |
| I'll see them play on their small hip-hop tour | |
| They're treated like sex symbols, out the stretch-limos | |
| Autographing breasts with lead pencils | |
| Now everybody thinks that they're the best new group | |
| As if they're a pop band test tube fluke | |
| They bought a home that's the size of a ballpark | |
| You can only cross the property with a golf cart | |
| But they no longer can sell a billion records | |
| Because when they first weren't trying was their last brilliant effort | |
| Rappers say the darnedest things that you'll ever hear | |
| Like "i heard you sold this many units" and i say "wish me better luck next year" | |
| There seems to be too much water pressure underneath your genre-mesh blur | |
| And to be honest i never took interest in the modern day young black teenagers | |
| I'd thought they'd gone away replacing what's on gun racks with cheese graters | |
| To use on the spongy mind of the L.A. rapper swinging from a monkey vine | |
| Style biting used to result in a money fine, but now | |
| Rappers say the darnedest things that you'll ever hear | |
| Like "i'm edgy and i'm risque" and "i say better luck next year" | |
| I replied to the wuss with a yo' mama's joke | |
| When he said how much he pushed the envelope | |
| A group of sexually ambivalent nihilists, crying from an ovarian cyst | |
| Picking at a vegetarian dish, idolizing a german band that barely exists | |
| But me, my name's never on the full-color flyer | |
| I'm just the dull busdriver | |
| Thinking 'til my head is a bowl of dust fibers | |
| To all the fools up under their trucker hats | |
| Sagging until you can see their plumber's cracks | |
| There is no metaphorical meaning | |
| So don't bother sifting through the storyboard in one seating | |
| It's just horribly demeaning | |
| And you can't do burners, i want the colors back | |
| Don't want to hear your dumb ideas, just shut your trap | |
| Jumping jacks thunder claps in your bubble gum raps | |
| Rappers say the darnedest things that you'll ever hear | |
| Like "i did a song with so-and-so and i got signed" but the checks will never clear | |
| Avantcore | |
| Avantcore | |
| Avantcore | |
| So Avantcore | |
| Avantcore | |
| So Avantcore | |
| Avantcore | |
| Avantcore | |
| Rappers say the darnedest things that you'll ever hear | |
| Like "I'm the dopest in the world" I say better luck next year. |