Flu Ride

Flu Ride Lyrics

Song Flu Ride
Artist Bob Rivers
Album Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire
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[00:00.76] Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin'
[00:06.22] Too
[00:09.03] Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with
[00:14.44] The flu
[00:17.64] Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred
[00:23.82] And two
[00:26.88] Let's take some Alka-Seltzer and a box of
[00:31.83] Antihistamines too
[00:39.33] We'll bring some Kleenex with us and sing a chorus or
[00:42.45] Two
[00:44.09] Let's let my red nose lead us in a sleigh ride in spite
[00:47.39] Of the flu
[00:49.36] Hack it up hack it up fling it up let's go phlegm
[00:52.78] Chunks in the snow
[00:54.89] We're coughing up a yellow and green rainbow
[00:59.07] Cough it up cough it up cough it up oh man there's some
[01:02.67] On my hand
[01:08.10] My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee
[01:12.60] My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be
[01:17.59] Let's take some Kleenex with us and sing a carol or two
[01:22.34] We'll make our noses redder on the sleigh ride to go
[01:25.55] With the flu
[01:30.52] My kid came home from preschool with a cough today
[01:35.19] He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day
[01:40.00] Well be calling in sick to work until the diarrhea
[01:43.40] Stops
[01:44.28] At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop
[01:48.52] Pop pop pop
[01:49.75] I took every medication I can legally buy
[01:54.06] For coughing sneezing sniffling and the watery eyes
[01:59.08] I'll be gettin' real drunk on NyQuil I'll take Contac
[02:02.10] 'Till I'm high
[02:04.49] This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have
[02:07.72] To drive
[02:12.83] Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin'
[02:15.77] Too
[02:17.65] Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with
[02:20.88] The flu
[02:22.52] Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred
[02:25.54] And two
[02:27.26] Come on it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with
[02:32.50] You
[02:35.24] Ba ba ba la la
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