| You got in trouble, you was going to jail | |
| Judge askin me, will | |
| I draw your bail, | |
| I couldn't refuse, cuz | |
| I never fail | |
| And you cant beat that with a hammer and a nail. | |
| Lookie hear | |
| I give you everything, that | |
| I could afford | |
| You keep beggin.just askin for more | |
| I gave you a yacht.but you say you wanna sail | |
| Well you cant beat that with a hammer and a nail. | |
| Nooo.no.yeah!(solo) | |
| I'm not the best, not the best in town, | |
| I'll be the best, till the best comes around | |
| Cuz I promise you, | |
| I will never fail | |
| And you cant beat that with a hammer and a nail | |
| Oh you cant beat that with a hammer and a nail | |
| Nooo.noooo.nooo(Guitar solo) | |
| Well lets see. people enjoy this now | |
| Lets get outta hear. |