Levi Johnston's Blues Lyrics

Song	Levi Johnston's Blues
Artist	Ben Folds
Album	Lonely Avenue
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	作曲 : Botch
	Woke up this morning, what do I see?
	Three thousand cameras pointed at me.
	Dude says, "You Levi?"
	I'm like, "Yes, that's me sir."
	"Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee's daughter."
	So I tell him, "No, you got it wrong, mister,
	"Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
	And they all laugh and say, "Where you been, sonny?
	"Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency."
	And I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"
	They say, "Soon you will, boy; they just announced it."
	I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
	Gonna lay down the law
	And tell her what's going on:
	I'm a ****ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You **** with me and I kick your ass.
	So we talk and it turns out we don't believe in abortion
	And sex outside marriage is against our religion.
	And when I try to tell 'em I'm eighteen years old,
	They say, "Levi, it's too late,
	"You gotta do as you're told."
	So I say, "Mother-in-law? No -- we ain't getting married!"
	They say, "Soon you will, boy; she just announced it."
	I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl's home,
	Gonna lay down the law
	And tell her what's going on:
	I'm a ****ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You **** with me and I kick your ass.
	(instrumental)
	I'm a ****ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You **** with me and I kick your ass.
	I like to do some shit, do some chillin' I guess
	... Kill some moose

	zuo qu : Botch
	Woke up this morning, what do I see?
	Three thousand cameras pointed at me.
	Dude says, " You Levi?"
	I' m like, " Yes, that' s me sir."
	" Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee' s daughter."
	So I tell him, " No, you got it wrong, mister,
	" Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
	And they all laugh and say, " Where you been, sonny?
	" Your motherinlaw' s a heartbeat from the presidency."
	And I say, " Motherinlaw? No we ain' t getting married!"
	They say, " Soon you will, boy they just announced it."
	I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl' s home,
	Gonna lay down the law
	And tell her what' s going on:
	I' m a ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You with me and I kick your ass.
	So we talk and it turns out we don' t believe in abortion
	And sex outside marriage is against our religion.
	And when I try to tell ' em I' m eighteen years old,
	They say, " Levi, it' s too late,
	" You gotta do as you' re told."
	So I say, " Motherinlaw? No we ain' t getting married!"
	They say, " Soon you will, boy she just announced it."
	I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl' s home,
	Gonna lay down the law
	And tell her what' s going on:
	I' m a ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You with me and I kick your ass.
	instrumental
	I' m a ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You with me and I kick your ass.
	I like to do some shit, do some chillin' I guess
	... Kill some moose

	zuò qǔ : Botch
	Woke up this morning, what do I see?
	Three thousand cameras pointed at me.
	Dude says, " You Levi?"
	I' m like, " Yes, that' s me sir."
	" Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee' s daughter."
	So I tell him, " No, you got it wrong, mister,
	" Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol."
	And they all laugh and say, " Where you been, sonny?
	" Your motherinlaw' s a heartbeat from the presidency."
	And I say, " Motherinlaw? No we ain' t getting married!"
	They say, " Soon you will, boy they just announced it."
	I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl' s home,
	Gonna lay down the law
	And tell her what' s going on:
	I' m a ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You with me and I kick your ass.
	So we talk and it turns out we don' t believe in abortion
	And sex outside marriage is against our religion.
	And when I try to tell ' em I' m eighteen years old,
	They say, " Levi, it' s too late,
	" You gotta do as you' re told."
	So I say, " Motherinlaw? No we ain' t getting married!"
	They say, " Soon you will, boy she just announced it."
	I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl' s home,
	Gonna lay down the law
	And tell her what' s going on:
	I' m a ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You with me and I kick your ass.
	instrumental
	I' m a ing redneck,
	I like to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing
	And kill some moose.
	I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess,
	You with me and I kick your ass.
	I like to do some shit, do some chillin' I guess
	... Kill some moose

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