| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 李杰明 W.M.L |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : 李杰明 W.M.L |
| [00:10.640] | 老人：我们比你们多活了十几二十年 |
| [00:12.490] | 杰明：可惜你们是一群青蛙只能躲在井底四十年 |
| [00:15.400] | 老人：唉拜托我是老师耶！ |
| [00:16.490] | 杰明：还不就领个五六七八万？ |
| [00:18.500] | 老人：你这口无遮拦的学生不就也是一个王八蛋！ |
| [00:21.090] | 杰明：你们都是高学历但都没有高成就 |
| [00:23.900] | 我拥有超能力把你们的脑袋烧成锈 |
| [00:26.190] | 老人：你的理化果然很烂脑袋要怎么烧成坚固？ |
| [00:29.150] | 杰明：喔首先就是要把你们的脑袋**拿去蒸馏！ |
| [00:31.890] | 老人：必须得努力的念书来准备考试 |
| [00:34.700] | 杰明：为什么我坐在位置上写着歌词你们就觉得我在惹事？ |
| [00:36.400] | 老人：你得找别的事做不念书你就会变得懒惰 |
| [00:38.400] | 杰明：专心的上课我早就试过跟你说这个烂教育我早就识破！ |
| [00:41.400] | 老人：really？ |
| [00:42.400] | 杰明：不要叫不成功的人来教我怎么成功 |
| [00:44.700] | 教室里开着冷气但我内心已刮起焚风 |
| [00:47.500] | 老人：拜托你冷静一点你会这样是因为青春期！ |
| [00:50.400] | 杰明：别用你失败的人生观玷污我身心灵！ |
| [00:53.400] | 不听老人言成功在眼前*3 |
| [00:59.700] | 我不听老人言*2 |
| [01:03.399] | 不听老人言成功在眼前*3 |
| [01:10.400] | 我不听老人言*2 |
| [01:13.400] | 杰明：我想我得考个好学校人生成功与否我自己要找诀窍 |
| [01:18.400] | 起立 立正 敬礼 坐下 学生 没有 思考 能力 |
| [01:24.400] | 老人：我给了你一个指令最好就给我一个动作！ |
| [01:26.400] | 杰明：手都背在后面抬头挺胸从来都不敢动过？ |
| [01:29.599] | 老人：你给我闭嘴听好了我是你的教官！ |
| [01:31.498] | 杰明：你就是在军营里面不能再升官才会被派到学校当官！ |
| [01:34.400] | 老人：你写那么多饶舌歌是有谁会去听？ |
| [01:37.700] | 杰明：我来告诉你们总有一天我也会成为巨星 |
| [01:39.400] | 老人：你单曲会有人听吗？你专辑会有人买吗？ |
| [01:42.400] | 你有想过大学毕业之后要靠什么去赚钱吗？ |
| [01:44.799] | 杰明：我知道你们会担心我但也不要一直酸我 |
| [01:47.700] | 你敢怀疑我的能力跟你保证你绝对会后悔 |
| [01:50.299] | 你只要知道你年轻的时候是在找工作 |
| [01:52.400] | 而我年轻的时候是工作自己来找我！ |
| [01:55.400] | 不听老人言成功在眼前 我不听老人言 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : li jie ming W. M. L |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : li jie ming W. M. L |
| [00:10.640] | lao ren: wo men bi ni men duo huo le shi ji er shi nian |
| [00:12.490] | jie ming: ke xi ni men shi yi qun qing wa zhi neng duo zai jing di si shi nian |
| [00:15.400] | lao ren: ai bai tuo wo shi lao shi ye! |
| [00:16.490] | jie ming: hai bu jiu ling ge wu liu qi ba wan? |
| [00:18.500] | lao ren: ni zhe kou wu zhe lan de xue sheng bu jiu ye shi yi ge wang ba dan! |
| [00:21.090] | jie ming: ni men dou shi gao xue li dan dou mei you gao cheng jiu |
| [00:23.900] | wo yong you chao neng li ba ni men de nao dai shao cheng xiu |
| [00:26.190] | lao ren: ni de li hua guo ran hen lan nao dai yao zen me shao cheng jian gu? |
| [00:29.150] | jie ming: o shou xian jiu shi yao ba ni men de nao dai na qu zheng liu! |
| [00:31.890] | lao ren: bi xu de nu li de nian shu lai zhun bei kao shi |
| [00:34.700] | jie ming: wei shi me wo zuo zai wei zhi shang xie zhe ge ci ni men jiu jue de wo zai re shi? |
| [00:36.400] | lao ren: ni de zhao bie de shi zuo bu nian shu ni jiu hui bian de lan duo |
| [00:38.400] | jie ming: zhuan xin de shang ke wo zao jiu shi guo gen ni shuo zhe ge lan jiao yu wo zao jiu shi po! |
| [00:41.400] | lao ren: really? |
| [00:42.400] | jie ming: bu yao jiao bu cheng gong de ren lai jiao wo zen me cheng gong |
| [00:44.700] | jiao shi li kai zhe leng qi dan wo nei xin yi gua qi fen feng |
| [00:47.500] | lao ren: bai tuo ni leng jing yi dian ni hui zhe yang shi yin wei qing chun qi! |
| [00:50.400] | jie ming: bie yong ni shi bai de ren sheng guan dian wu wo shen xin ling! |
| [00:53.400] | bu ting lao ren yan cheng gong zai yan qian 3 |
| [00:59.700] | wo bu ting lao ren yan 2 |
| [01:03.399] | bu ting lao ren yan cheng gong zai yan qian 3 |
| [01:10.400] | wo bu ting lao ren yan 2 |
| [01:13.400] | jie ming: wo xiang wo de kao ge hao xue xiao ren sheng cheng gong yu fou wo zi ji yao zhao jue qiao |
| [01:18.400] | qi li li zheng jing li zuo xia xue sheng mei you si kao neng li |
| [01:24.400] | lao ren: wo gei le ni yi ge zhi ling zui hao jiu gei wo yi ge dong zuo! |
| [01:26.400] | jie ming: shou dou bei zai hou mian tai tou ting xiong cong lai dou bu gan dong guo? |
| [01:29.599] | lao ren: ni gei wo bi zui ting hao le wo shi ni de jiao guan! |
| [01:31.498] | jie ming: ni jiu shi zai jun ying li mian bu neng zai sheng guan cai hui bei pai dao xue xiao dang guan! |
| [01:34.400] | lao ren: ni xie na me duo rao she ge shi you shui hui qu ting? |
| [01:37.700] | jie ming: wo lai gao su ni men zong you yi tian wo ye hui cheng wei ju xing |
| [01:39.400] | lao ren: ni dan qu hui you ren ting ma? ni zhuan ji hui you ren mai ma? |
| [01:42.400] | ni you xiang guo da xue bi ye zhi hou yao kao shen me qu zhuan qian ma? |
| [01:44.799] | jie ming: wo zhi dao ni men hui dan xin wo dan ye bu yao yi zhi suan wo |
| [01:47.700] | ni gan huai yi wo de neng li gen ni bao zheng ni jue dui hui hou hui |
| [01:50.299] | ni zhi yao zhi dao ni nian qing de shi hou shi zai zhao gong zuo |
| [01:52.400] | er wo nian qing de shi hou shi gong zuo zi ji lai zhao wo! |
| [01:55.400] | bu ting lao ren yan cheng gong zai yan qian wo bu ting lao ren yan |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : lǐ jié míng W. M. L |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : lǐ jié míng W. M. L |
| [00:10.640] | lǎo rén: wǒ men bǐ nǐ men duō huó le shí jǐ èr shí nián |
| [00:12.490] | jié míng: kě xī nǐ men shì yī qún qīng wā zhǐ néng duǒ zài jǐng dǐ sì shí nián |
| [00:15.400] | lǎo rén: āi bài tuō wǒ shì lǎo shī yé! |
| [00:16.490] | jié míng: hái bù jiù lǐng gè wǔ liù qī bā wàn? |
| [00:18.500] | lǎo rén: nǐ zhè kǒu wú zhē lán de xué shēng bù jiù yě shì yí gè wáng bā dàn! |
| [00:21.090] | jié míng: nǐ men dōu shì gāo xué lì dàn dōu méi yǒu gāo chéng jiù |
| [00:23.900] | wǒ yōng yǒu chāo néng lì bǎ nǐ men de nǎo dài shāo chéng xiù |
| [00:26.190] | lǎo rén: nǐ de lǐ huà guǒ rán hěn làn nǎo dài yào zěn me shāo chéng jiān gù? |
| [00:29.150] | jié míng: ō shǒu xiān jiù shì yào bǎ nǐ men de nǎo dài ná qù zhēng liú! |
| [00:31.890] | lǎo rén: bì xū de nǔ lì de niàn shū lái zhǔn bèi kǎo shì |
| [00:34.700] | jié míng: wèi shí me wǒ zuò zài wèi zhì shàng xiě zhe gē cí nǐ men jiù jué de wǒ zài rě shì? |
| [00:36.400] | lǎo rén: nǐ dé zhǎo bié de shì zuò bù niàn shū nǐ jiù huì biàn de lǎn duò |
| [00:38.400] | jié míng: zhuān xīn de shàng kè wǒ zǎo jiù shì guò gēn nǐ shuō zhè gè làn jiào yù wǒ zǎo jiù shí pò! |
| [00:41.400] | lǎo rén: really? |
| [00:42.400] | jié míng: bú yào jiào bù chéng gōng de rén lái jiào wǒ zěn me chéng gōng |
| [00:44.700] | jiào shì lǐ kāi zhe lěng qì dàn wǒ nèi xīn yǐ guā qǐ fén fēng |
| [00:47.500] | lǎo rén: bài tuō nǐ lěng jìng yì diǎn nǐ huì zhè yàng shì yīn wèi qīng chūn qī! |
| [00:50.400] | jié míng: bié yòng nǐ shī bài de rén shēng guān diàn wū wǒ shēn xīn líng! |
| [00:53.400] | bù tīng lǎo rén yán chéng gōng zài yǎn qián 3 |
| [00:59.700] | wǒ bù tīng lǎo rén yán 2 |
| [01:03.399] | bù tīng lǎo rén yán chéng gōng zài yǎn qián 3 |
| [01:10.400] | wǒ bù tīng lǎo rén yán 2 |
| [01:13.400] | jié míng: wǒ xiǎng wǒ dé kǎo gè hào xué xiào rén shēng chéng gōng yǔ fǒu wǒ zì jǐ yào zhǎo jué qiào |
| [01:18.400] | qǐ lì lì zhèng jìng lǐ zuò xià xué shēng méi yǒu sī kǎo néng lì |
| [01:24.400] | lǎo rén: wǒ gěi le nǐ yí gè zhǐ lìng zuì hǎo jiù gěi wǒ yí gè dòng zuò! |
| [01:26.400] | jié míng: shǒu dōu bèi zài hòu miàn tái tóu tǐng xiōng cóng lái dōu bù gǎn dòng guò? |
| [01:29.599] | lǎo rén: nǐ gěi wǒ bì zuǐ tīng hǎo le wǒ shì nǐ de jiào guān! |
| [01:31.498] | jié míng: nǐ jiù shì zài jūn yíng lǐ miàn bù néng zài shēng guān cái huì bèi pài dào xué xiào dāng guān! |
| [01:34.400] | lǎo rén: nǐ xiě nà me duō ráo shé gē shì yǒu shuí huì qù tīng? |
| [01:37.700] | jié míng: wǒ lái gào sù nǐ men zǒng yǒu yì tiān wǒ yě huì chéng wéi jù xīng |
| [01:39.400] | lǎo rén: nǐ dān qǔ huì yǒu rén tīng ma? nǐ zhuān jí huì yǒu rén mǎi ma? |
| [01:42.400] | nǐ yǒu xiǎng guò dà xué bì yè zhī hòu yào kào shén me qù zhuàn qián ma? |
| [01:44.799] | jié míng: wǒ zhī dào nǐ men huì dān xīn wǒ dàn yě bú yào yī zhí suān wǒ |
| [01:47.700] | nǐ gǎn huái yí wǒ de néng lì gēn nǐ bǎo zhèng nǐ jué duì huì hòu huǐ |
| [01:50.299] | nǐ zhǐ yào zhī dào nǐ nián qīng de shí hòu shì zài zhǎo gōng zuò |
| [01:52.400] | ér wǒ nián qīng de shí hòu shì gōng zuò zì jǐ lái zhǎo wǒ! |
| [01:55.400] | bù tīng lǎo rén yán chéng gōng zài yǎn qián wǒ bù tīng lǎo rén yán |
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