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She broke up with me two days later i think she mether don juan in italy she has a new man i have a newmustache now all my friends are gonna call memountain man and everyone will think that i'm astupid drifter to walk the earth alone i'll nevershave again on the night she left me facial hair grewmiraculously i dressed in black like johnny cash andgrew this beard of shame i've heard it said she looksa lot like sherilyn fenn and sometimes i'm mistakenfor billy gibbons i may appear wise but i'm an idiotit's over she left me and she will soon forget me shefound out i was lame i grew a beard of shame comeall be faithful joyful and triumphant i am a new mani have a beard of shame |
