Badtimes Lyrics

Song	Badtimes
Artist	Laika
Album	Good Looking Blues
Download	Image LRC TXT

	作词 : Fiedlea, Fixsen
	If you receive an E-mail with a subject of 'badtimes' delete it immediatly without reading it
	This is the most dangerous E-mail virus yet.
	It will re-write your hard disk
	Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer
	It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts
	It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR
	And use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable.
	It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number.
	It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank
	It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over
	It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work
	Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin.
	It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
	It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back
	And billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card
	It will seduce your grandmother
	It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
	It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.
	It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice!.
	It is insidious and subtle
	It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
	badtimes will give you dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up.
	It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
	And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower.
	These are just a few of the signs. be very very careful !!

	zuo ci : Fiedlea, Fixsen
	If you receive an Email with a subject of ' badtimes' delete it immediatly without reading it
	This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.
	It will rewrite your hard disk
	Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer
	It will recalibrate your refrigerator' s coolness setting so all your ice cream melts
	It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR
	And use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable.
	It will give your exboy girlfriend your new phone number.
	It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank
	It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there' s company coming over
	It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work
	Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin.
	It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
	It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy girlfriend behind your back
	And billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card
	It will seduce your grandmother
	It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
	It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can' t find it.
	It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss' s voice mail in your voice!.
	It is insidious and subtle
	It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
	badtimes will give you dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up.
	It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
	And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower.
	These are just a few of the signs. be very very careful !!

	zuò cí : Fiedlea, Fixsen
	If you receive an Email with a subject of ' badtimes' delete it immediatly without reading it
	This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.
	It will rewrite your hard disk
	Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer
	It will recalibrate your refrigerator' s coolness setting so all your ice cream melts
	It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your VCR
	And use subspace field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable.
	It will give your exboy girlfriend your new phone number.
	It will mix antifreeze into your fishtank
	It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there' s company coming over
	It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit and hide your car keys when you are late for work
	Badtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin.
	It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
	It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current boy girlfriend behind your back
	And billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card
	It will seduce your grandmother
	It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
	It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can' t find it.
	It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss' s voice mail in your voice!.
	It is insidious and subtle
	It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
	badtimes will give you dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up.
	It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
	And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower.
	These are just a few of the signs. be very very careful !!

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