我是老九
wo shi lao jiu Lyrics
| Song | 我是老九 |
| Artist | 潘嗣敬 Sugie Phua |
| Artist | 黄家强 Ng Johnny |
| Artist | 吴悦娟 Goh Guat Kian |
| Artist | 洪小婷 Gloria Ang Xiao Teng |
| Artist | 陈珮文 Jodi Chan |
| Artist | 詹文倩 Isabella Chiam |
| Artist | 曾崇敬 Benjamin Chow |
| Artist | 蔡竞聪 Edward Choy |
| Artist | 郭程伟 Darren Guo |
| Artist | 韩干畴 Hang Qian Chou |
| Artist | 江勇锋 Xavier Kang |
| Artist | 候玮诗 Petrina Kow |
| Artist | 黎嘉希 Abby Lai Ka Hei |
| Artist | 刘晋旭 Ric Liu |
| Artist | 彭婉晴 Vanessa Phang Wan Qing |
| Artist | 陈勉娇 Katherine Tang |
| Artist | 郑伟良 Tay Wei Liang |
| Artist | 黄益民 Benjamin Wong |
| Album | 《老九》音乐剧选集 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : 小寒 Xiaohan | |
| 作曲 : 黄韵仁 Eric Ng | |
| 在下姓蓝名叫田玉因缘而幸会 | |
| 四海内皆兄弟而行路人谁能为 | |
| 兄台不必客气上京赶考可相随 | |
| 可要状元有我在别想得美 | |
| 师父取的学名其实和姓不太配 | |
| 在我姓式庄字后面加上个有为 | |
| 是想我有作为希望我像康有为 | |
| 可惜听来听去像在装有为 | |
| 我在家排名是Number九 家人叫我老九 | |
| 叫我Gao2 Kia4 听起来像叫小狗 | |
| 我长大了不能当小狗 莫非叫我老狗 | |
| 叫我Lao3 Gao4 又好像变成Lao3 Gao2 | |
| 我是老九 属猪属猴又属狗 | |
| 同学1：老九！你考试考几分？ | |
| 老九：满分！满到可以跟你们分呢！ | |
| 同学2：哇！那么厉害 | |
| 同学3：我们才四十分leh! | |
| 老九：没关系，我请你们吃汉堡包！ | |
| 同学：汉堡包？ | |
| 老九：吃双层“知识”汉堡包，补一补你们的“知识”啊！ | |
| 同学：Chey！ | |
| 老九在兄弟心中有特别的地位 | |
| 喜欢耍赖耍帅装酷又太自以为 | |
| 好口才偏用在挖苦别人怎么回 | |
| 整堆朋友当中数你最臭美 嘿 | |
| 我们和他认识那么久 都管他叫老九 | |
| 不是什么老酒感觉倒顺口 | |
| 你要我夸奖他太别扭 会被其他人糗 | |
| 但他绝对有挺过我的时候 | |
| 他是老九是Number One的朋友 | |
| 老师：庄有为同学，哪一种交通工具最安全？ | |
| 老九：根据统计，飞机是其中最安全的！ | |
| 老师：很好！那哪一种交通工具最费电？ | |
| 老九：汽车！ | |
| 老师：为什么？ | |
| 老九：因为咖啡店（Car 费电）！ | |
| 老九这个儿子是我们家的宝贝 | |
| 但有时候被他气得我暴跳如雷 | |
| 天下间哪来的孩子百分百完美 | |
| 好好读书将来才像康有为 | |
| 我们有个小鬼叫老九 才说他就溜走 | |
| 油嘴滑头一有空就玩木偶 | |
| 每次捣蛋他都有借口 阿Q IQ 都有 | |
| 他长大后 必有伟大的以后 | |
| 我有八个姐姐所以叫老九 | |
| 这些年 好多资源 | |
| 花的金钱要成全我考状元 | |
| 考试跟前爸妈年老的容颜 | |
| 总让我决心用功一点 | |
| 要把美梦圆 | |
| 我在家排名是Number九 家人叫我老九（他在家排名是Number九 家人叫他老九） | |
| 虽然Gao2 Kia4 听起来像叫小狗 | |
| 可能我生来并不富有 阿Q IQ 都有 （可能他生来并不富有 阿Q IQ 都有） | |
| 但长大后 会有伟大的以后 | |
| 我在家排名是Number九 家人叫我老九 | |
| 我是老九 属猪属猴又属狗 | |
| 没错老九就是我 |
| zuo ci : xiao han Xiaohan | |
| zuo qu : huang yun ren Eric Ng | |
| zai xia xing lan ming jiao tian yu yin yuan er xing hui | |
| si hai nei jie xiong di er xing lu ren shui neng wei | |
| xiong tai bu bi ke qi shang jing gan kao ke xiang sui | |
| ke yao zhuang yuan you wo zai bie xiang de mei | |
| shi fu qu de xue ming qi shi he xing bu tai pei | |
| zai wo xing shi zhuang zi hou mian jia shang ge you wei | |
| shi xiang wo you zuo wei xi wang wo xiang kang you wei | |
| ke xi ting lai ting qu xiang zai zhuang you wei | |
| wo zai jia pai ming shi Number jiu jia ren jiao wo lao jiu | |
| jiao wo Gao2 Kia4 ting qi lai xiang jiao xiao gou | |
| wo zhang da liao bu neng dang xiao gou mo fei jiao wo lao gou | |
| jiao wo Lao3 Gao4 you hao xiang bian cheng Lao3 Gao2 | |
| wo shi lao jiu shu zhu shu hou you shu gou | |
| tong xue 1: lao jiu! ni kao shi kao ji fen? | |
| lao jiu: man fen! man dao ke yi gen ni men fen ne! | |
| tong xue 2: wa! na me li hai | |
| tong xue 3: wo men cai si shi fen leh! | |
| lao jiu: mei guan xi, wo qing ni men chi han pu bao! | |
| tong xue: han pu bao? | |
| lao jiu: chi shuang ceng" zhi shi" han pu bao, bu yi bu ni men de" zhi shi" a! | |
| tong xue: Chey! | |
| lao jiu zai xiong di xin zhong you te bie de di wei | |
| xi huan shua lai shua shuai zhuang ku you tai zi yi wei | |
| hao kou cai pian yong zai wa ku bie ren zen me hui | |
| zheng dui peng you dang zhong shu ni zui chou mei hei | |
| wo men he ta ren shi na me jiu dou guan ta jiao lao jiu | |
| bu shi shen me lao jiu gan jue dao shun kou | |
| ni yao wo kua jiang ta tai bie niu hui bei qi ta ren qiu | |
| dan ta jue dui you ting guo wo de shi hou | |
| ta shi lao jiu shi Number One de peng you | |
| lao shi: zhuang you wei tong xue, na yi zhong jiao tong gong ju zui an quan? | |
| lao jiu: gen ju tong ji, fei ji shi qi zhong zui an quan de! | |
| lao shi: hen hao! na na yi zhong jiao tong gong ju zui fei dian? | |
| lao jiu: qi che! | |
| lao shi: wei shi me? | |
| lao jiu: yin wei ka fei dian Car fei dian! | |
| lao jiu zhe ge er zi shi wo men jia de bao bei | |
| dan you shi hou bei ta qi de wo bao tiao ru lei | |
| tian xia jian na lai de hai zi bai fen bai wan mei | |
| hao hao du shu jiang lai cai xiang kang you wei | |
| wo men you ge xiao gui jiao lao jiu cai shuo ta jiu liu zou | |
| you zui hua tou yi you kong jiu wan mu ou | |
| mei ci dao dan ta dou you jie kou a Q IQ dou you | |
| ta zhang da hou bi you wei da de yi hou | |
| wo you ba ge jie jie suo yi jiao lao jiu | |
| zhei xie nian hao duo zi yuan | |
| hua de jin qian yao cheng quan wo kao zhuang yuan | |
| kao shi gen qian ba ma nian lao de rong yan | |
| zong rang wo jue xin yong gong yi dian | |
| yao ba mei meng yuan | |
| wo zai jia pai ming shi Number jiu jia ren jiao wo lao jiu ta zai jia pai ming shi Number jiu jia ren jiao ta lao jiu | |
| sui ran Gao2 Kia4 ting qi lai xiang jiao xiao gou | |
| ke neng wo sheng lai bing bu fu you a Q IQ dou you ke neng ta sheng lai bing bu fu you a Q IQ dou you | |
| dan zhang da hou hui you wei da de yi hou | |
| wo zai jia pai ming shi Number jiu jia ren jiao wo lao jiu | |
| wo shi lao jiu shu zhu shu hou you shu gou | |
| mei cuo lao jiu jiu shi wo |
| zuò cí : xiǎo hán Xiaohan | |
| zuò qǔ : huáng yùn rén Eric Ng | |
| zài xià xìng lán míng jiào tián yù yīn yuán ér xìng huì | |
| sì hǎi nèi jiē xiōng dì ér xíng lù rén shuí néng wéi | |
| xiōng tái bù bì kè qì shàng jīng gǎn kǎo kě xiāng suí | |
| kě yào zhuàng yuán yǒu wǒ zài bié xiǎng dé měi | |
| shī fù qǔ de xué míng qí shí hé xìng bù tài pèi | |
| zài wǒ xìng shì zhuāng zì hòu miàn jiā shang gè yǒu wéi | |
| shì xiǎng wǒ yǒu zuò wéi xī wàng wǒ xiàng kāng yǒu wéi | |
| kě xī tīng lái tīng qù xiàng zài zhuāng yǒu wéi | |
| wǒ zài jiā pái míng shì Number jiǔ jiā rén jiào wǒ lǎo jiǔ | |
| jiào wǒ Gao2 Kia4 tīng qǐ lái xiàng jiào xiǎo gǒu | |
| wǒ zhǎng dà liǎo bù néng dāng xiǎo gǒu mò fēi jiào wǒ lǎo gǒu | |
| jiào wǒ Lao3 Gao4 yòu hǎo xiàng biàn chéng Lao3 Gao2 | |
| wǒ shì lǎo jiǔ shǔ zhū shǔ hóu yòu shǔ gǒu | |
| tóng xué 1: lǎo jiǔ! nǐ kǎo shì kǎo jǐ fēn? | |
| lǎo jiǔ: mǎn fēn! mǎn dào kě yǐ gēn nǐ men fēn ne! | |
| tóng xué 2: wa! nà me lì hài | |
| tóng xué 3: wǒ men cái sì shí fēn leh! | |
| lǎo jiǔ: méi guān xì, wǒ qǐng nǐ men chī hàn pù bāo! | |
| tóng xué: hàn pù bāo? | |
| lǎo jiǔ: chī shuāng céng" zhī shí" hàn pù bāo, bǔ yī bǔ nǐ men de" zhī shí" a! | |
| tóng xué: Chey! | |
| lǎo jiǔ zài xiōng dì xīn zhōng yǒu tè bié de dì wèi | |
| xǐ huān shuǎ lài shuǎ shuài zhuāng kù yòu tài zì yǐ wéi | |
| hǎo kǒu cái piān yòng zài wā kǔ bié rén zěn me huí | |
| zhěng duī péng yǒu dāng zhōng shù nǐ zuì chòu měi hēi | |
| wǒ men hé tā rèn shi nà me jiǔ dōu guǎn tā jiào lǎo jiǔ | |
| bú shì shén me lǎo jiǔ gǎn jué dào shùn kǒu | |
| nǐ yào wǒ kuā jiǎng tā tài biè niǔ huì bèi qí tā rén qiǔ | |
| dàn tā jué duì yǒu tǐng guò wǒ de shí hòu | |
| tā shì lǎo jiǔ shì Number One de péng yǒu | |
| lǎo shī: zhuāng yǒu wéi tóng xué, nǎ yī zhǒng jiāo tōng gōng jù zuì ān quán? | |
| lǎo jiǔ: gēn jù tǒng jì, fēi jī shì qí zhōng zuì ān quán de! | |
| lǎo shī: hěn hǎo! nà nǎ yī zhǒng jiāo tōng gōng jù zuì fèi diàn? | |
| lǎo jiǔ: qì chē! | |
| lǎo shī: wèi shí me? | |
| lǎo jiǔ: yīn wèi kā fēi diàn Car fèi diàn! | |
| lǎo jiǔ zhè gè ér zi shì wǒ men jiā de bǎo bèi | |
| dàn yǒu shí hou bèi tā qì dé wǒ bào tiào rú léi | |
| tiān xià jiān nǎ lái de hái zi bǎi fēn bǎi wán měi | |
| hǎo hǎo dú shū jiāng lái cái xiàng kāng yǒu wéi | |
| wǒ men yǒu gè xiǎo guǐ jiào lǎo jiǔ cái shuō tā jiù liū zǒu | |
| yóu zuǐ huá tóu yī yǒu kòng jiù wán mù ǒu | |
| měi cì dǎo dàn tā dōu yǒu jiè kǒu ā Q IQ dōu yǒu | |
| tā zhǎng dà hòu bì yǒu wěi dà de yǐ hòu | |
| wǒ yǒu bā gè jiě jie suǒ yǐ jiào lǎo jiǔ | |
| zhèi xiē nián hǎo duō zī yuán | |
| huā de jīn qián yào chéng quán wǒ kǎo zhuàng yuán | |
| kǎo shì gēn qián bà mā nián lǎo de róng yán | |
| zǒng ràng wǒ jué xīn yòng gōng yì diǎn | |
| yào bǎ měi mèng yuán | |
| wǒ zài jiā pái míng shì Number jiǔ jiā rén jiào wǒ lǎo jiǔ tā zài jiā pái míng shì Number jiǔ jiā rén jiào tā lǎo jiǔ | |
| suī rán Gao2 Kia4 tīng qǐ lái xiàng jiào xiǎo gǒu | |
| kě néng wǒ shēng lái bìng bù fù yǒu ā Q IQ dōu yǒu kě néng tā shēng lái bìng bù fù yǒu ā Q IQ dōu yǒu | |
| dàn zhǎng dà hòu huì yǒu wěi dà de yǐ hòu | |
| wǒ zài jiā pái míng shì Number jiǔ jiā rén jiào wǒ lǎo jiǔ | |
| wǒ shì lǎo jiǔ shǔ zhū shǔ hóu yòu shǔ gǒu | |
| méi cuò lǎo jiǔ jiù shì wǒ |
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