| For reasons that I don't understand | |
| I was out with a shovel in my hand | |
| If someone's seen me, let me know | |
| I must've been looking for sand or snow | |
| I had a garden on my mind | |
| Ivy was growing around my spine | |
| I lost a needle in the hay | |
| I'm hoping I'll never need it anyway | |
| I wanted to plant a little seed | |
| To fertilize the dirt | |
| I didn't see the sleeping weed | |
| The weed had got there first |