| Old Man Alabama | |
| Album: Just | |
| Us I had my rent-a-car flyin' down a two-lane road | |
| Late for my plane again | |
| Had to stop for some gas at this country store | |
| That's when | |
| I saw the old man | |
| He was kicked back workin' on a big | |
| RC Watchin' | |
| Gomer Pyle on his little | |
| TV Took him awhile to even notice me | |
| Sittin' there | |
| I thought to myself | |
| Old man (Old man) you got one up on me | |
| I'm still lookin' for my shady tree | |
| With your two gas pumps and your color | |
| TV Your satisfied as you can be | |
| Old man (Old man) | |
| I guess you got one up on me | |
| Well, he finally strolled over with a big ol' smile | |
| Said "How ya doin, son?" | |
| I said "Give me five dollars worth as fast as you can... 'Cause I'm really in a run." | |
| He said "What's your hurry on a day like this? If you move too fast, there's a lot you'll miss If you wanna see what the good life is Just get out and visit awhile." | |
| Old man (Old man) you got one up on me | |
| I'm still lookin' for my shady tree | |
| With your two gas pumps and your color | |
| TV Your satisfied as you can be | |
| Old man (Old man) | |
| I guess you got one up on me | |
| Don't remember just what it was | |
| The old man said to me | |
| But I forgot about catchin' the plane | |
| And opened up the big | |
| RC Old man (Old man) you got one up on me | |
| I'm still lookin' for my shady tree | |
| With your two gas pumps and your color | |
| TV Your satisfied as you can be | |
| Old man (Old man) you got one up on me | |
| Old man Old man | |
| Old man Old man | |
| Old man you got one up on me... |