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You'd already been half an hour with pre-clubbing shower and |
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I'd always planned to have a look in your special |
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Winnie the |
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Pooh book. |
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The place was marked and it was there in blue and white - it just said simply, "Paul stayed last night." |
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Next I was on the bog and you got down on one knee. |
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You were protesting your innocence and you started to cry as |
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I started to pee. |
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You said, "I didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen. He might as well be a girl, he's a good for a laugh and he's good for bitchin'." |
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You said you'd never be willing or able. |
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And he looks like he was made on a ****ing table. |
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Although, to be fair, |
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I think he hides the bolts quite well, but as soon as he opens his mouth you can just tell. |
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I had just assumed you'd completely gone off shagging and |
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I can you seen you with your new |
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Uni pals, standing bragging. |
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Now he's your boyfriend and |
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I know you were talking shite but you still denied it when |
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I met you at someone's birthday party the other night. |
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You said, "I didn't shag him, he slept on the couch in the kitchen. We have a good laugh when we're sitting bitchin'." |
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The words that you used to think turned me on just made me laugh - "Do you want to suck my cunt?" in real life just sounds naff. |
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And when we were with your friends |
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I just as well might of been no one. |
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And you can't get over your dead dog - well it takes one to know one. |
