| Song | 别找我麻烦 |
| Artist | 炸厕工作室 |
| Album | 炸厕工作室2018年作品合集 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 蔡健雅 |
| [00:00.005] | 作曲 : 蔡健雅 |
| [00:00.11] | 老夫头晕 |
| [00:02.02] | 惠相操劳 |
| [00:03.57] | 遇上这么个主 |
| [00:04.82] | 谁都晕 |
| [00:12.40] | 合纵谈崩啦 |
| [00:15.05] | 秦军又兵临城下 |
| [00:17.74] | 还能割点啥?要不大梁割了吧 |
| [00:22.99] | 只想称个王 |
| [00:25.60] | 拉着圣贤唠家常 |
| [00:28.25] | 看我垂旒多漂亮 哦~ |
| [00:34.19] | 孙膑孙膑快走开 |
| [00:36.74] | 你还我太子申还有庞涓 |
| [00:40.90] | 尼 玛 蛋 |
| [00:43.50] | 哦~哦~ |
| [00:44.84] | 商鞅商鞅快走开 |
| [00:47.44] | 你不怕老公叔的棺材板 翘起来 哦~ |
| [00:55.29] | 那么多白眼狼 |
| [00:57.89] | 跑秦国做丞相 |
| [01:00.80] | 针对大魏王 |
| [01:03.45] | 你们你们别找我麻烦 |
| [01:06.10] | 张仪公孙衍 |
| [01:07.36] | 都是魏国人 |
| [01:08.61] | 他凭什么帮着秦国逼迫母国 |
| [01:10.76] | 混蛋 |
| [01:11.42] | 饮水思不思源哪 |
| [01:13.22] | 可恨 |
| [01:14.12] | 张仪 打个商量 |
| [01:15.37] | 啊! |
| [01:16.02] | 耗死嬴渠梁 |
| [01:18.68] | 嬴驷小儿更张狂 |
| [01:21.43] | 撬走公孙衍 |
| [01:24.02] | 天天记仇要算账 |
| [01:26.68] | 河西又打仗 |
| [01:29.33] | 遥想坑货公子卬 |
| [01:31.92] | 让他死守丫投降 哦~ |
| [01:37.93] | 张仪张仪快走开 |
| [01:40.48] | 你的祖国不应该这样地 被对待 哦~ |
| [01:48.52] | 犀首犀首快走开 |
| [01:51.03] | 咋你越合纵敌国越厉害 不应该 哦~ |
| [01:58.99] | 寡人不在状态 |
| [02:01.73] | 你们就一顿踹 |
| [02:04.53] | 等我缓过来 |
| [02:07.18] | 亲率武卒掀你家房盖 |
| [02:09.77] | 恐怕个屁 觊觎个屁 |
| [02:11.08] | 你这就是腹诽 |
| [02:12.38] | 又来了 |
| [02:13.18] | 又长他人志气 |
| [02:14.33] | 什么秦国招人爱 |
| [02:15.69] | 哦 我魏国就招人嫌 招人恨哪 |
| [02:17.69] | 我听到的都是讥讽 |
| [02:19.04] | 我没听到激励 |
| [02:20.39] | 鼓励寡人你就直说你别拐弯骂我 |
| [02:22.99] | 为什么 公孙先生 |
| [02:24.40] | 为什么 为什么 |
| [02:25.69] | 合纵大成 秦国危矣 |
| [02:27.03] | 挨打的是我魏国 |
| [02:28.34] | 结果现在魏国危矣 |
| [02:29.64] | 危在旦夕 就是危矣 |
| [02:31.03] | 龙贾龙贾快走开 |
| [02:33.58] | 我大魏天命岂容你唱衰 无路赛 |
| [02:40.29] | (龙贾:大魏国,要完啦) |
| [02:41.69] | 惠相惠相快走开 |
| [02:44.09] | 感觉你说得寡人好失败 好失败 哦~ |
| [02:52.11] | 太子又这熊样 |
| [02:54.16] | (父王) |
| [02:54.90] | 烂泥扶不上墙 |
| [02:56.41] | (父王何意啊) |
| [02:57.60] | 彭城相个王 |
| [03:00.15] | 列国列国别找我麻烦 |
| [03:02.90] | (秦惠文王:居然称王上瘾) |
| [03:05.50] | 天子天子快走开 |
| [03:08.06] | 你宅在洛阳千万别过来 别过来 哦~ |
| [03:16.17] | 嬴驷嬴驷快走开 |
| [03:18.62] | 你们秦国总是世世代代 耍无赖 哦~ |
| [03:26.52] | 虎狼也要称霸 |
| [03:29.28] | 相王逼我参加(我看你老的来日...) |
| [03:32.04] | 还得牵你马(不多矣) |
| [03:34.60] | 秦国秦国别找我麻烦 |
| [03:37.79] | (我的王啊) |
| [03:39.83] | 滚滚滚(你老这身子骨 行吗) |
| [03:42.29] | 滚滚滚 |
| [03:44.24] | 滚 滚滚 |
| [03:46.80] | 都别找我麻烦 |
| [03:49.93] | 滚滚滚 |
| [03:52.64] | 滚滚滚 |
| [03:54.59] | 滚 滚滚 |
| [03:57.29] | 都别找我麻烦 |
| [04:00.28] | 雄才大略 |
| [04:02.40] | 屡战屡败 |
| [04:04.70] | 作词:当朝大学士 |
| [04:06.00] | 滚动歌词:一个褶儿 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : cai jian ya |
| [00:00.005] | zuo qu : cai jian ya |
| [00:00.11] | lao fu tou yun |
| [00:02.02] | hui xiang cao lao |
| [00:03.57] | yu shang zhe me ge zhu |
| [00:04.82] | shui dou yun |
| [00:12.40] | he zong tan beng la |
| [00:15.05] | qin jun you bing lin cheng xia |
| [00:17.74] | hai neng ge dian sha? yao bu da liang ge le ba |
| [00:22.99] | zhi xiang cheng ge wang |
| [00:25.60] | la zhe sheng xian lao jia chang |
| [00:28.25] | kan wo chui liu duo piao liang o |
| [00:34.19] | sun bin sun bin kuai zou kai |
| [00:36.74] | ni hai wo tai zi shen hai you pang juan |
| [00:40.90] | ni ma dan |
| [00:43.50] | o o |
| [00:44.84] | shang yang shang yang kuai zou kai |
| [00:47.44] | ni bu pa lao gong shu de guan cai ban qiao qi lai o |
| [00:55.29] | na me duo bai yan lang |
| [00:57.89] | pao qin guo zuo cheng xiang |
| [01:00.80] | zhen dui da wei wang |
| [01:03.45] | ni men ni men bie zhao wo ma fan |
| [01:06.10] | zhang yi gong sun yan |
| [01:07.36] | dou shi wei guo ren |
| [01:08.61] | ta ping shen me bang zhe qin guo bi po mu guo |
| [01:10.76] | hun dan |
| [01:11.42] | yin shui si bu si yuan na |
| [01:13.22] | ke hen |
| [01:14.12] | zhang yi da ge shang liang |
| [01:15.37] | a! |
| [01:16.02] | hao si ying qu liang |
| [01:18.68] | ying si xiao er geng zhang kuang |
| [01:21.43] | qiao zou gong sun yan |
| [01:24.02] | tian tian ji chou yao suan zhang |
| [01:26.68] | he xi you da zhang |
| [01:29.33] | yao xiang keng huo gong zi ang |
| [01:31.92] | rang ta si shou ya tou xiang o |
| [01:37.93] | zhang yi zhang yi kuai zou kai |
| [01:40.48] | ni de zu guo bu ying gai zhe yang di bei dui dai o |
| [01:48.52] | xi shou xi shou kuai zou kai |
| [01:51.03] | za ni yue he zong di guo yue li hai bu ying gai o |
| [01:58.99] | gua ren bu zai zhuang tai |
| [02:01.73] | ni men jiu yi dun chuai |
| [02:04.53] | deng wo huan guo lai |
| [02:07.18] | qin lv wu zu xian ni jia fang gai |
| [02:09.77] | kong pa ge pi ji yu ge pi |
| [02:11.08] | ni zhe jiu shi fu fei |
| [02:12.38] | you lai le |
| [02:13.18] | you zhang ta ren zhi qi |
| [02:14.33] | shen me qin guo zhao ren ai |
| [02:15.69] | o wo wei guo jiu zhao ren xian zhao ren hen na |
| [02:17.69] | wo ting dao de dou shi ji feng |
| [02:19.04] | wo mei ting dao ji li |
| [02:20.39] | gu li gua ren ni jiu zhi shuo ni bie guai wan ma wo |
| [02:22.99] | wei shi me gong sun xian sheng |
| [02:24.40] | wei shi me wei shi me |
| [02:25.69] | he zong da cheng qin guo wei yi |
| [02:27.03] | ai da de shi wo wei guo |
| [02:28.34] | jie guo xian zai wei guo wei yi |
| [02:29.64] | wei zai dan xi jiu shi wei yi |
| [02:31.03] | long jia long jia kuai zou kai |
| [02:33.58] | wo da wei tian ming qi rong ni chang shuai wu lu sai |
| [02:40.29] | long jia: da wei guo, yao wan la |
| [02:41.69] | hui xiang hui xiang kuai zou kai |
| [02:44.09] | gan jue ni shuo de gua ren hao shi bai hao shi bai o |
| [02:52.11] | tai zi you zhe xiong yang |
| [02:54.16] | fu wang |
| [02:54.90] | lan ni fu bu shang qiang |
| [02:56.41] | fu wang he yi a |
| [02:57.60] | peng cheng xiang ge wang |
| [03:00.15] | lie guo lie guo bie zhao wo ma fan |
| [03:02.90] | qin hui wen wang: ju ran cheng wang shang yin |
| [03:05.50] | tian zi tian zi kuai zou kai |
| [03:08.06] | ni zhai zai luo yang qian wan bie guo lai bie guo lai o |
| [03:16.17] | ying si ying si kuai zou kai |
| [03:18.62] | ni men qin guo zong shi shi shi dai dai shua wu lai o |
| [03:26.52] | hu lang ye yao cheng ba |
| [03:29.28] | xiang wang bi wo can jia wo kan ni lao de lai ri... |
| [03:32.04] | hai de qian ni ma bu duo yi |
| [03:34.60] | qin guo qin guo bie zhao wo ma fan |
| [03:37.79] | wo de wang a |
| [03:39.83] | gun gun gun ni lao zhe shen zi gu xing ma |
| [03:42.29] | gun gun gun |
| [03:44.24] | gun gun gun |
| [03:46.80] | dou bie zhao wo ma fan |
| [03:49.93] | gun gun gun |
| [03:52.64] | gun gun gun |
| [03:54.59] | gun gun gun |
| [03:57.29] | dou bie zhao wo ma fan |
| [04:00.28] | xiong cai da lue |
| [04:02.40] | lv zhan lv bai |
| [04:04.70] | zuo ci: dang chao da xue shi |
| [04:06.00] | gun dong ge ci: yi ge zhe er |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : cài jiàn yǎ |
| [00:00.005] | zuò qǔ : cài jiàn yǎ |
| [00:00.11] | lǎo fū tóu yūn |
| [00:02.02] | huì xiāng cāo láo |
| [00:03.57] | yù shàng zhè me gè zhǔ |
| [00:04.82] | shuí dōu yūn |
| [00:12.40] | hé zòng tán bēng la |
| [00:15.05] | qín jūn yòu bīng lín chéng xià |
| [00:17.74] | hái néng gē diǎn shà? yào bù dà liáng gē le ba |
| [00:22.99] | zhǐ xiǎng chēng gè wáng |
| [00:25.60] | lā zhe shèng xián láo jiā cháng |
| [00:28.25] | kàn wǒ chuí liú duō piào liàng ó |
| [00:34.19] | sūn bìn sūn bìn kuài zǒu kāi |
| [00:36.74] | nǐ hái wǒ tài zǐ shēn hái yǒu páng juān |
| [00:40.90] | ní mǎ dàn |
| [00:43.50] | ó ó |
| [00:44.84] | shāng yāng shāng yāng kuài zǒu kāi |
| [00:47.44] | nǐ bù pà lǎo gōng shū de guān cái bǎn qiào qǐ lái ó |
| [00:55.29] | nà me duō bái yǎn láng |
| [00:57.89] | pǎo qín guó zuò chéng xiàng |
| [01:00.80] | zhēn duì dà wèi wáng |
| [01:03.45] | nǐ men nǐ men bié zhǎo wǒ má fán |
| [01:06.10] | zhāng yí gōng sūn yǎn |
| [01:07.36] | dōu shì wèi guó rén |
| [01:08.61] | tā píng shén me bāng zhe qín guó bī pò mǔ guó |
| [01:10.76] | hún dàn |
| [01:11.42] | yǐn shuǐ sī bù sī yuán nǎ |
| [01:13.22] | kě hèn |
| [01:14.12] | zhāng yí dǎ gè shāng liáng |
| [01:15.37] | a! |
| [01:16.02] | hào sǐ yíng qú liáng |
| [01:18.68] | yíng sì xiǎo ér gēng zhāng kuáng |
| [01:21.43] | qiào zǒu gōng sūn yǎn |
| [01:24.02] | tiān tiān jì chóu yào suàn zhàng |
| [01:26.68] | hé xī yòu dǎ zhàng |
| [01:29.33] | yáo xiǎng kēng huò gōng zǐ áng |
| [01:31.92] | ràng tā sǐ shǒu yā tóu xiáng ó |
| [01:37.93] | zhāng yí zhāng yí kuài zǒu kāi |
| [01:40.48] | nǐ de zǔ guó bù yīng gāi zhè yàng dì bèi duì dài ó |
| [01:48.52] | xī shǒu xī shǒu kuài zǒu kāi |
| [01:51.03] | zǎ nǐ yuè hé zòng dí guó yuè lì hài bù yīng gāi ó |
| [01:58.99] | guǎ rén bù zài zhuàng tài |
| [02:01.73] | nǐ men jiù yī dùn chuài |
| [02:04.53] | děng wǒ huǎn guò lái |
| [02:07.18] | qīn lǜ wǔ zú xiān nǐ jiā fáng gài |
| [02:09.77] | kǒng pà gè pì jì yú gè pì |
| [02:11.08] | nǐ zhè jiù shì fù fěi |
| [02:12.38] | yòu lái le |
| [02:13.18] | yòu zhǎng tā rén zhì qì |
| [02:14.33] | shén me qín guó zhāo rén ài |
| [02:15.69] | ó wǒ wèi guó jiù zhāo rén xián zhāo rén hèn nǎ |
| [02:17.69] | wǒ tīng dào de dōu shì jī fěng |
| [02:19.04] | wǒ méi tīng dào jī lì |
| [02:20.39] | gǔ lì guǎ rén nǐ jiù zhí shuō nǐ bié guǎi wān mà wǒ |
| [02:22.99] | wèi shí me gōng sūn xiān shēng |
| [02:24.40] | wèi shí me wèi shí me |
| [02:25.69] | hé zòng dà chéng qín guó wēi yǐ |
| [02:27.03] | ái dǎ de shì wǒ wèi guó |
| [02:28.34] | jié guǒ xiàn zài wèi guó wēi yǐ |
| [02:29.64] | wēi zài dàn xī jiù shì wēi yǐ |
| [02:31.03] | lóng jiǎ lóng jiǎ kuài zǒu kāi |
| [02:33.58] | wǒ dà wèi tiān mìng qǐ róng nǐ chàng shuāi wú lù sài |
| [02:40.29] | lóng jiǎ: dà wèi guó, yào wán la |
| [02:41.69] | huì xiāng huì xiāng kuài zǒu kāi |
| [02:44.09] | gǎn jué nǐ shuō de guǎ rén hǎo shī bài hǎo shī bài ó |
| [02:52.11] | tài zǐ yòu zhè xióng yàng |
| [02:54.16] | fù wáng |
| [02:54.90] | làn ní fú bù shàng qiáng |
| [02:56.41] | fù wáng hé yì a |
| [02:57.60] | péng chéng xiāng gè wáng |
| [03:00.15] | liè guó liè guó bié zhǎo wǒ má fán |
| [03:02.90] | qín huì wén wáng: jū rán chēng wáng shàng yǐn |
| [03:05.50] | tiān zǐ tiān zǐ kuài zǒu kāi |
| [03:08.06] | nǐ zhái zài luò yáng qiān wàn bié guò lái bié guò lái ó |
| [03:16.17] | yíng sì yíng sì kuài zǒu kāi |
| [03:18.62] | nǐ men qín guó zǒng shì shì shì dài dài shuǎ wú lài ó |
| [03:26.52] | hǔ láng yě yào chēng bà |
| [03:29.28] | xiāng wáng bī wǒ cān jiā wǒ kàn nǐ lǎo de lái rì... |
| [03:32.04] | hái dé qiān nǐ mǎ bù duō yǐ |
| [03:34.60] | qín guó qín guó bié zhǎo wǒ má fán |
| [03:37.79] | wǒ de wáng a |
| [03:39.83] | gǔn gǔn gǔn nǐ lǎo zhè shēn zi gǔ xíng ma |
| [03:42.29] | gǔn gǔn gǔn |
| [03:44.24] | gǔn gǔn gǔn |
| [03:46.80] | dōu bié zhǎo wǒ má fán |
| [03:49.93] | gǔn gǔn gǔn |
| [03:52.64] | gǔn gǔn gǔn |
| [03:54.59] | gǔn gǔn gǔn |
| [03:57.29] | dōu bié zhǎo wǒ má fán |
| [04:00.28] | xióng cái dà lüè |
| [04:02.40] | lǚ zhàn lǚ bài |
| [04:04.70] | zuò cí: dāng cháo dà xué shì |
| [04:06.00] | gǔn dòng gē cí: yí gè zhě ér |