| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 鞋佬 |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : Future Track |
| [00:07.204] | 区别 |
| [00:09.948] | Hook: |
| [00:14.199] | 我同垃圾主播嘅区别 |
| [00:16.695] | (我同垃圾主播的区别) |
| [00:17.709] | *2 |
| [00:19.706] | Verse 1: |
| [00:22.457] | 我叫鞋佬 草根讲波届嘅大佬 |
| [00:22.952] | (我叫做鞋佬 草根体育解说的大佬) |
| [00:25.449] | 无论差佬定係 你嘅大嫂 |
| [00:25.449] | (无论是公务员还是 你的大嫂) |
| [00:27.448] | 睇我唔会太早仲好过你去戒酒 |
| [00:27.957] | (看我直播不会太早 比你不喝酒还好) |
| [00:30.700] | 唔睇我 法官提前判你败诉 |
| [00:30.700] | (不看我 法官会提前判你败诉) |
| [00:33.208] | 我嘅态度 有人话我倚老卖老 |
| [00:33.465] | (我的态度 有人说我倚老卖老) |
| [00:35.454] | 讲嘢一针见血令佢哋阴谋败露 |
| [00:35.956] | (说话一针见血 令他们阴谋败露) |
| [00:37.955] | 男女老幼睇完我直播通通拜倒 |
| [00:38.451] | (男女老少看完我直播通通拜倒) |
| [00:40.708] | 观众同埋隔离嗰个一齐嗌好 |
| [00:40.708] | (观众跟身边的朋友一起说爽) |
| [00:43.455] | 真係想令所有人告别无知 |
| [00:43.703] | (真的想令所有人告别无知) |
| [00:45.700] | 比赛唔係简单嘅一个数字 |
| [00:46.198] | (比赛不是简单的一个数字) |
| [00:48.707] | 睇波一定要做足安全措施 |
| [00:48.707] | (看比赛一定要做足安全措施) |
| [00:51.457] | 咪等场波结束先话早知 |
| [00:51.457] | (不要等比赛结束才说早知道) |
| [00:53.953] | 自己做翻自己嘅人生导师 |
| [00:53.953] | (自己做回自己的人生导师) |
| [00:56.205] | 唔好听D垃圾主播嘅华丽藻词 |
| [00:56.464] | (不要听那些垃圾主播的华丽藻词) |
| [00:58.951] | 自己做功课真係要晚晚OT |
| [00:59.213] | (自己做功课真的要晚晚OT) |
| [01:01.699] | 垃圾报纸做唔到 你嘅老师 |
| [01:01.699] | (垃圾报纸不能做 你的老师) |
| [01:04.449] | 根本冇几个主播良心讲波 |
| [01:04.449] | (根本没有几个主播良心解说) |
| [01:07.457] | 垃圾声音网上 不断广播 |
| [01:07.457] | (垃圾声音网上 不断广波) |
| [01:09.698] | 我想做碟中碟里面嘅汤哥 |
| [01:09.963] | (我想做碟中谍里面的汤哥) |
| [01:11.949] | 拯救唔到都想对你有D帮助 |
| [01:12.449] | (拯救不了这个行业也想对你有点帮助) |
| [01:12.960] | Hook: |
| [01:13.958] | 我同垃圾主播嘅区别 |
| [01:13.958] | (我跟垃圾主播的区别) |
| [01:15.698] | 讲波唔靠堆叠 |
| [01:15.952] | (解说不靠堆叠) |
| [01:17.951] | 声音医治你嘅肾衰竭 |
| [01:18.718] | (声音医治你的肾衰竭) |
| [01:31.953] | *2 |
| [01:32.451] | Verse 2: |
| [01:35.447] | 宜家女主播横行章鱼企鹅 |
| [01:35.447] | (现在的女主播横行章鱼企鹅) |
| [01:38.200] | 成场波喺度话佢微信俾我 |
| [01:38.454] | (整场比赛只会微信号给我) |
| [01:40.963] | 十级美颜睇到你下面起咗 |
| [01:40.963] | (十级美颜看得你非常兴奋) |
| [01:43.458] | 把声姣到好似佢老公爽咗 |
| [01:43.957] | (声音骚得让你起鸡皮疙瘩) |
| [01:46.453] | 讲比赛场面真係无乜几可 |
| [01:46.951] | (解说比赛的时间没有多少) |
| [01:48.949] | 认真睇波嘅观众无乜几个 |
| [01:49.207] | (认真看比赛的观众没有几个) |
| [01:51.203] | 关于比赛嘅弹幕佢通通避过 |
| [01:51.457] | (关于比赛的弹幕他通通不说) |
| [01:54.199] | 睇到你起火不过观众几多 |
| [01:54.199] | (看得你发火但是观众很多) |
| [01:56.450] | 有D主播唔专业斋讲** |
| [01:56.450] | (有的主播什么都不会只会说脏话) |
| [01:58.958] | 讲波好似帮紧佢老豆报仇 |
| [01:59.464] | (解说比赛的情绪好像非常愤怒) |
| [02:01.953] | 听佢哋真係连隔夜饭都倒流 |
| [02:02.450] | (看他们真的连隔夜饭都吐出来) |
| [02:04.449] | D歌好旧 佢哋好漏 |
| [02:04.948] | (播的歌很老 他们水平很烂) |
| [02:06.957] | 嗰D所谓讲波界嘅老手 |
| [02:07.456] | (那些所谓体育解说的老手) |
| [02:09.453] | 一场波讲废话讲到暴走 |
| [02:09.950] | (一场球一直说废话引导观众) |
| [02:12.705] | 徒手杀死所有信仰佢哋嘅粉丝 |
| [02:12.705] | (不负责任令他们的观众错误看待比赛) |
| [02:14.458] | 自认高手 你最好早投 |
| [02:14.458] | (还自认高手 快点洗洗睡吧) |
| [02:17.465] | 唔知乜话讲波真係好鬼普通 |
| [02:17.465] | (其他解说真的非常普通) |
| [02:19.949] | 全部废话讲几多都係无用 |
| [02:19.949] | (没有营养怎么说都是废话) |
| [02:23.201] | 仲以为佢係打死老虎嘅武松 |
| [02:23.698] | (还以为他是打死老虎的武松) |
| [02:26.208] | 我攀上高峰 用粤语嘅刀锋 |
| [02:26.208] | (我攀上高峰 用粤语的刀锋) |
| [02:26.208] | Hook: |
| [02:28.205] | 我同垃圾主播嘅区别 |
| [02:28.205] | (我跟垃圾主播的区别) |
| [02:28.958] | 讲波唔靠堆叠 |
| [02:29.455] | (解说不靠堆叠) |
| [02:36.088] | 声音医治你嘅肾衰竭 |
| [02:36.835] | (声音医治你的肾衰竭) |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : xie lao |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : Future Track |
| [00:07.204] | qu bie |
| [00:09.948] | Hook: |
| [00:14.199] | wo tong la ji zhu bo kai qu bie |
| [00:16.695] | wo tong la ji zhu bo de qu bie |
| [00:17.709] | 2 |
| [00:19.706] | Verse 1: |
| [00:22.457] | wo jiao xie lao cao gen jiang bo jie kai da lao |
| [00:22.952] | wo jiao zuo xie lao cao gen ti yu jie shuo de da lao |
| [00:25.449] | wu lun cha lao ding xi ni kai da sao |
| [00:25.449] | wu lun shi gong wu yuan hai shi ni de da sao |
| [00:27.448] | di wo wu hui tai zao zhong hao guo ni qu jie jiu |
| [00:27.957] | kan wo zhi bo bu hui tai zao bi ni bu he jiu hai hao |
| [00:30.700] | wu di wo fa guan ti qian pan ni bai su |
| [00:30.700] | bu kan wo fa guan hui ti qian pan ni bai su |
| [00:33.208] | wo kai tai du you ren hua wo yi lao mai lao |
| [00:33.465] | wo de tai du you ren shuo wo yi lao mai lao |
| [00:35.454] | jiang ye yi zhen jian xie ling qu die yin mou bai lu |
| [00:35.956] | shuo hua yi zhen jian xie ling ta men yin mou bai lu |
| [00:37.955] | nan nv lao you di wan wo zhi bo tong tong bai dao |
| [00:38.451] | nan nv lao shao kan wan wo zhi bo tong tong bai dao |
| [00:40.708] | guan zhong tong mai ge li ge ge yi qi ai hao |
| [00:40.708] | guan zhong gen shen bian de peng you yi qi shuo shuang |
| [00:43.455] | zhen xi xiang ling suo you ren gao bie wu zhi |
| [00:43.703] | zhen de xiang ling suo you ren gao bie wu zhi |
| [00:45.700] | bi sai wu xi jian dan kai yi ge shu zi |
| [00:46.198] | bi sai bu shi jian dan de yi ge shu zi |
| [00:48.707] | di bo yi ding yao zuo zu an quan cuo shi |
| [00:48.707] | kan bi sai yi ding yao zuo zu an quan cuo shi |
| [00:51.457] | mi deng chang bo jie shu xian hua zao zhi |
| [00:51.457] | bu yao deng bi sai jie shu cai shuo zao zhi dao |
| [00:53.953] | zi ji zuo fan zi ji kai ren sheng dao shi |
| [00:53.953] | zi ji zuo hui zi ji de ren sheng dao shi |
| [00:56.205] | wu hao ting D la ji zhu bo kai hua li zao ci |
| [00:56.464] | bu yao ting nei xie la ji zhu bo de hua li zao ci |
| [00:58.951] | zi ji zuo gong ke zhen xi yao wan wan OT |
| [00:59.213] | zi ji zuo gong ke zhen de yao wan wan OT |
| [01:01.699] | la ji bao zhi zuo wu dao ni kai lao shi |
| [01:01.699] | la ji bao zhi bu neng zuo ni de lao shi |
| [01:04.449] | gen ben mao ji ge zhu bo liang xin jiang bo |
| [01:04.449] | gen ben mei you ji ge zhu bo liang xin jie shuo |
| [01:07.457] | la ji sheng yin wang shang bu duan guang bo |
| [01:07.457] | la ji sheng yin wang shang bu duan guang bo |
| [01:09.698] | wo xiang zuo die zhong die li mian kai tang ge |
| [01:09.963] | wo xiang zuo die zhong die li mian di tang ge |
| [01:11.949] | zheng jiu wu dao dou xiang dui ni you D bang zhu |
| [01:12.449] | zheng jiu bu liao zhe ge hang ye ye xiang dui ni you dian bang zhu |
| [01:12.960] | Hook: |
| [01:13.958] | wo tong la ji zhu bo kai qu bie |
| [01:13.958] | wo gen la ji zhu bo de qu bie |
| [01:15.698] | jiang bo wu kao dui die |
| [01:15.952] | jie shuo bu kao dui die |
| [01:17.951] | sheng yin yi zhi ni kai shen shuai jie |
| [01:18.718] | sheng yin yi zhi ni de shen shuai jie |
| [01:31.953] | 2 |
| [01:32.451] | Verse 2: |
| [01:35.447] | yi jia nv zhu bo heng xing zhang yu qi e |
| [01:35.447] | xian zai de nv zhu bo heng xing zhang yu qi e |
| [01:38.200] | cheng chang bo xi du hua qu wei xin bi wo |
| [01:38.454] | zheng chang bi sai zhi hui wei xin hao gei wo |
| [01:40.963] | shi ji mei yan di dao ni xia mian qi zuo |
| [01:40.963] | shi ji mei yan kan de ni fei chang xing fen |
| [01:43.458] | ba sheng jiao dao hao si qu lao gong shuang zuo |
| [01:43.957] | sheng yin sao de rang ni qi ji pi ge da |
| [01:46.453] | jiang bi sai chang mian zhen xi wu mie ji ke |
| [01:46.951] | jie shuo bi sai de shi jian mei you duo shao |
| [01:48.949] | ren zhen di bo kai guan zhong wu mie ji ge |
| [01:49.207] | ren zhen kan bi sai de guan zhong mei you ji ge |
| [01:51.203] | guan yu bi sai kai dan mu qu tong tong bi guo |
| [01:51.457] | guan yu bi sai de dan mu ta tong tong bu shuo |
| [01:54.199] | di dao ni qi huo bu guo guan zhong ji duo |
| [01:54.199] | kan de ni fa huo dan shi guan zhong hen duo |
| [01:56.450] | you D zhu bo wu zhuan ye zhai jiang |
| [01:56.450] | you de zhu bo shen me dou bu hui zhi hui shuo zang hua |
| [01:58.958] | jiang bo hao si bang jin qu lao dou bao chou |
| [01:59.464] | jie shuo bi sai de qing xu hao xiang fei chang fen nu |
| [02:01.953] | ting qu die zhen xi lian ge ye fan dou dao liu |
| [02:02.450] | kan ta men zhen de lian ge ye fan dou tu chu lai |
| [02:04.449] | D ge hao jiu qu die hao lou |
| [02:04.948] | bo de ge hen lao ta men shui ping hen lan |
| [02:06.957] | ge D suo wei jiang bo jie kai lao shou |
| [02:07.456] | nei xie suo wei ti yu jie shuo de lao shou |
| [02:09.453] | yi chang bo jiang fei hua jiang dao bao zou |
| [02:09.950] | yi chang qiu yi zhi shuo fei hua yin dao guan zhong |
| [02:12.705] | tu shou sha si suo you xin yang qu die kai fen si |
| [02:12.705] | bu fu ze ren ling ta men de guan zhong cuo wu kan dai bi sai |
| [02:14.458] | zi ren gao shou ni zui hao zao tou |
| [02:14.458] | hai zi ren gao shou kuai dian xi xi shui ba |
| [02:17.465] | wu zhi mie hua jiang bo zhen xi hao gui pu tong |
| [02:17.465] | qi ta jie shuo zhen de fei chang pu tong |
| [02:19.949] | quan bu fei hua jiang ji duo dou xi wu yong |
| [02:19.949] | mei you ying yang zen me shuo dou shi fei hua |
| [02:23.201] | zhong yi wei qu xi da si lao hu kai wu song |
| [02:23.698] | hai yi wei ta shi da si lao hu de wu song |
| [02:26.208] | wo pan shang gao feng yong yue yu kai dao feng |
| [02:26.208] | wo pan shang gao feng yong yue yu de dao feng |
| [02:26.208] | Hook: |
| [02:28.205] | wo tong la ji zhu bo kai qu bie |
| [02:28.205] | wo gen la ji zhu bo de qu bie |
| [02:28.958] | jiang bo wu kao dui die |
| [02:29.455] | jie shuo bu kao dui die |
| [02:36.088] | sheng yin yi zhi ni kai shen shuai jie |
| [02:36.835] | sheng yin yi zhi ni de shen shuai jie |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : xié lǎo |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Future Track |
| [00:07.204] | qū bié |
| [00:09.948] | Hook: |
| [00:14.199] | wǒ tóng lā jī zhǔ bō kǎi qū bié |
| [00:16.695] | wǒ tóng lā jī zhǔ bō de qū bié |
| [00:17.709] | 2 |
| [00:19.706] | Verse 1: |
| [00:22.457] | wǒ jiào xié lǎo cǎo gēn jiǎng bō jiè kǎi dà lǎo |
| [00:22.952] | wǒ jiào zuò xié lǎo cǎo gēn tǐ yù jiě shuō de dà lǎo |
| [00:25.449] | wú lùn chà lǎo dìng xì nǐ kǎi dà sǎo |
| [00:25.449] | wú lùn shì gōng wù yuán hái shì nǐ de dà sǎo |
| [00:27.448] | dì wǒ wú huì tài zǎo zhòng hǎo guò nǐ qù jiè jiǔ |
| [00:27.957] | kàn wǒ zhí bō bú huì tài zǎo bǐ nǐ bù hē jiǔ hái hǎo |
| [00:30.700] | wú dì wǒ fǎ guān tí qián pàn nǐ bài sù |
| [00:30.700] | bù kàn wǒ fǎ guān huì tí qián pàn nǐ bài sù |
| [00:33.208] | wǒ kǎi tài dù yǒu rén huà wǒ yǐ lǎo mài lǎo |
| [00:33.465] | wǒ de tài dù yǒu rén shuō wǒ yǐ lǎo mài lǎo |
| [00:35.454] | jiǎng yě yī zhēn jiàn xiě lìng qú diè yīn móu bài lù |
| [00:35.956] | shuō huà yī zhēn jiàn xiě lìng tā men yīn móu bài lù |
| [00:37.955] | nán nǚ lǎo yòu dì wán wǒ zhí bō tōng tōng bài dǎo |
| [00:38.451] | nán nǚ lǎo shào kàn wán wǒ zhí bō tōng tōng bài dǎo |
| [00:40.708] | guān zhòng tóng mái gé lí gè gè yī qí ài hǎo |
| [00:40.708] | guān zhòng gēn shēn biān de péng yǒu yì qǐ shuō shuǎng |
| [00:43.455] | zhēn xì xiǎng lìng suǒ yǒu rén gào bié wú zhī |
| [00:43.703] | zhēn de xiǎng lìng suǒ yǒu rén gào bié wú zhī |
| [00:45.700] | bǐ sài wú xì jiǎn dān kǎi yí gè shù zì |
| [00:46.198] | bǐ sài bú shì jiǎn dān de yí gè shù zì |
| [00:48.707] | dì bō yí dìng yào zuò zú ān quán cuò shī |
| [00:48.707] | kàn bǐ sài yí dìng yào zuò zú ān quán cuò shī |
| [00:51.457] | mī děng chǎng bō jié shù xiān huà zǎo zhī |
| [00:51.457] | bú yào děng bǐ sài jié shù cái shuō zǎo zhī dao |
| [00:53.953] | zì jǐ zuò fān zì jǐ kǎi rén shēng dǎo shī |
| [00:53.953] | zì jǐ zuò huí zì jǐ de rén shēng dǎo shī |
| [00:56.205] | wú hǎo tīng D lā jī zhǔ bō kǎi huá lì zǎo cí |
| [00:56.464] | bú yào tīng nèi xiē lā jī zhǔ bō de huá lì zǎo cí |
| [00:58.951] | zì jǐ zuò gōng kè zhēn xì yào wǎn wǎn OT |
| [00:59.213] | zì jǐ zuò gōng kè zhēn de yào wǎn wǎn OT |
| [01:01.699] | lā jī bào zhǐ zuò wú dào nǐ kǎi lǎo shī |
| [01:01.699] | lā jī bào zhǐ bù néng zuò nǐ de lǎo shī |
| [01:04.449] | gēn běn mǎo jǐ gè zhǔ bō liáng xīn jiǎng bō |
| [01:04.449] | gēn běn méi yǒu jǐ gè zhǔ bō liáng xīn jiě shuō |
| [01:07.457] | lā jī shēng yīn wǎng shàng bù duàn guǎng bō |
| [01:07.457] | lā jī shēng yīn wǎng shàng bù duàn guǎng bō |
| [01:09.698] | wǒ xiǎng zuò dié zhōng dié lǐ miàn kǎi tāng gē |
| [01:09.963] | wǒ xiǎng zuò dié zhōng dié lǐ miàn dí tāng gē |
| [01:11.949] | zhěng jiù wú dào dōu xiǎng duì nǐ yǒu D bāng zhù |
| [01:12.449] | zhěng jiù bù liǎo zhè gè háng yè yě xiǎng duì nǐ yǒu diǎn bāng zhù |
| [01:12.960] | Hook: |
| [01:13.958] | wǒ tóng lā jī zhǔ bō kǎi qū bié |
| [01:13.958] | wǒ gēn lā jī zhǔ bō de qū bié |
| [01:15.698] | jiǎng bō wú kào duī dié |
| [01:15.952] | jiě shuō bù kào duī dié |
| [01:17.951] | shēng yīn yī zhì nǐ kǎi shèn shuāi jié |
| [01:18.718] | shēng yīn yī zhì nǐ de shèn shuāi jié |
| [01:31.953] | 2 |
| [01:32.451] | Verse 2: |
| [01:35.447] | yí jiā nǚ zhǔ bō héng xíng zhāng yú qǐ é |
| [01:35.447] | xiàn zài de nǚ zhǔ bō héng xíng zhāng yú qǐ é |
| [01:38.200] | chéng chǎng bō xì dù huà qú wēi xìn bǐ wǒ |
| [01:38.454] | zhěng chǎng bǐ sài zhǐ huì wēi xìn hào gěi wǒ |
| [01:40.963] | shí jí měi yán dì dào nǐ xià miàn qǐ zuo |
| [01:40.963] | shí jí měi yán kàn de nǐ fēi cháng xīng fèn |
| [01:43.458] | bǎ shēng jiāo dào hǎo sì qú lǎo gōng shuǎng zuo |
| [01:43.957] | shēng yīn sāo dé ràng nǐ qǐ jī pí gē da |
| [01:46.453] | jiǎng bǐ sài chǎng miàn zhēn xì wú miē jǐ kě |
| [01:46.951] | jiě shuō bǐ sài de shí jiān méi yǒu duō shǎo |
| [01:48.949] | rèn zhēn dì bō kǎi guān zhòng wú miē jǐ gè |
| [01:49.207] | rèn zhēn kàn bǐ sài de guān zhòng méi yǒu jǐ gè |
| [01:51.203] | guān yú bǐ sài kǎi dàn mù qú tōng tōng bì guò |
| [01:51.457] | guān yú bǐ sài de dàn mù tā tōng tōng bù shuō |
| [01:54.199] | dì dào nǐ qǐ huǒ bù guò guān zhòng jǐ duō |
| [01:54.199] | kàn de nǐ fā huǒ dàn shì guān zhòng hěn duō |
| [01:56.450] | yǒu D zhǔ bō wú zhuān yè zhāi jiǎng |
| [01:56.450] | yǒu de zhǔ bō shén me dōu bú huì zhǐ huì shuō zāng huà |
| [01:58.958] | jiǎng bō hǎo sì bāng jǐn qú lǎo dòu bào chóu |
| [01:59.464] | jiě shuō bǐ sài de qíng xù hǎo xiàng fēi cháng fèn nù |
| [02:01.953] | tīng qú diè zhēn xì lián gé yè fàn dōu dào liú |
| [02:02.450] | kàn tā men zhēn de lián gé yè fàn dōu tǔ chū lái |
| [02:04.449] | D gē hǎo jiù qú diè hǎo lòu |
| [02:04.948] | bō de gē hěn lǎo tā men shuǐ píng hěn làn |
| [02:06.957] | gè D suǒ wèi jiǎng bō jiè kǎi lǎo shǒu |
| [02:07.456] | nèi xiē suǒ wèi tǐ yù jiě shuō de lǎo shǒu |
| [02:09.453] | yī chǎng bō jiǎng fèi huà jiǎng dào bào zǒu |
| [02:09.950] | yī chǎng qiú yī zhí shuō fèi huà yǐn dǎo guān zhòng |
| [02:12.705] | tú shǒu shā sǐ suǒ yǒu xìn yǎng qú diè kǎi fěn sī |
| [02:12.705] | bù fù zé rèn lìng tā men de guān zhòng cuò wù kàn dài bǐ sài |
| [02:14.458] | zì rèn gāo shǒu nǐ zuì hǎo zǎo tóu |
| [02:14.458] | hái zì rèn gāo shǒu kuài diǎn xǐ xǐ shuì ba |
| [02:17.465] | wú zhī miē huà jiǎng bō zhēn xì hǎo guǐ pǔ tōng |
| [02:17.465] | qí tā jiě shuō zhēn de fēi cháng pǔ tōng |
| [02:19.949] | quán bù fèi huà jiǎng jǐ duō dōu xì wú yòng |
| [02:19.949] | méi yǒu yíng yǎng zěn me shuō dōu shì fèi huà |
| [02:23.201] | zhòng yǐ wéi qú xì dǎ sǐ lǎo hǔ kǎi wǔ sōng |
| [02:23.698] | hái yǐ wéi tā shì dǎ sǐ lǎo hǔ de wǔ sōng |
| [02:26.208] | wǒ pān shàng gāo fēng yòng yuè yǔ kǎi dāo fēng |
| [02:26.208] | wǒ pān shàng gāo fēng yòng yuè yǔ de dāo fēng |
| [02:26.208] | Hook: |
| [02:28.205] | wǒ tóng lā jī zhǔ bō kǎi qū bié |
| [02:28.205] | wǒ gēn lā jī zhǔ bō de qū bié |
| [02:28.958] | jiǎng bō wú kào duī dié |
| [02:29.455] | jiě shuō bù kào duī dié |
| [02:36.088] | shēng yīn yī zhì nǐ kǎi shèn shuāi jié |
| [02:36.835] | shēng yīn yī zhì nǐ de shèn shuāi jié |
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