| Song | The Freedom Tickler |
| Artist | Andrew Jackson Jihad |
| Album | Candy Cigarettes, Capguns, Issue Problems! and Such |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| You are shit and you know it | |
| Your life is garbage and you show it | |
| You will die soon in the ball pit | |
| I'll leave you unsupervised for a minute | |
| You make drugs look like candy | |
| And you are not even worth it | |
| When you were born I tried to prevent it | |
| With heroin and meth and even weapons | |
| And when you came out I said goddammit | |
| You make drugs look like candy |