| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 东青组 |
| [00:00.229] | 作曲 : 东青组 |
| [00:00.459] | 微整形 |
| [00:01.469] | rap:Mc teddy·lilwen |
| [00:01.971] | 词:Mc teddy·lilwen |
| [00:02.232] | 哥 |
| [00:03.483] | 怎么啦 |
| [00:04.736] | 我想去整形 |
| [00:05.740] | 整形 少扯吧你 |
| [00:07.746] | 你是最美滴 你是最漂亮滴 |
| [00:11.509] | 你要相信你自己滴 |
| [00:13.765] | 不是啦 我想微整一下 |
| [00:17.277] | 微整? |
| [00:20.287] | 哎 这个 |
| [00:22.294] | ok 老妹 首先说整形好贵 |
| [00:25.306] | 就算保质保量又怎么可能保退 |
| [00:28.066] | 青春宝贵时间不能倒退 |
| [00:30.826] | 想要变的漂亮就得每天早睡 |
| [00:33.335] | 哦 宝贝 自然的你才是最美 |
| [00:35.853] | 那 对呗 不做虚荣心的傀儡 |
| [00:38.362] | so crazy 各种潮流你都会追 |
| [00:41.371] | 一定会累 不如早点儿睡呗 |
| [00:43.880] | 可不能那么鲁莽开那个谁的眼角 |
| [00:46.390] | 生活是个舞台你得先把自己演好 |
| [00:49.149] | 日夜颠倒的party让你变老 |
| [00:51.931] | 不在看着手机就在看着你的电脑 |
| [00:54.441] | 看林志明的鼻子还有昆凌凌的嘴 |
| [00:57.202] | 杨幂幂的额头还有范晶晶的腿 |
| [00:59.711] | 你可曾问过你自己他们都是你的谁 |
| [01:02.472] | 你怎么可能觉得别人会比自己美 |
| [01:05.232] | 不是你想的那样啦 |
| [01:07.238] | 是我朋友的同学开了一个整形工作室 |
| [01:10.250] | 很便宜的 |
| [01:11.505] | 不是骗子 |
| [01:12.509] | 真的吗 |
| [01:13.511] | 怎么可能 |
| [01:14.765] | 其实 |
| [01:15.769] | 我的邻居的同学的大表哥 |
| [01:18.279] | 听他二大爷的同事的大嫂说 |
| [01:20.787] | 他家隔壁栋的老陈家的大宝子 |
| [01:23.561] | 开整形医院赚了一部大跑车 |
| [01:26.322] | 嗯 那好啵 我也要去学整形 |
| [01:28.831] | 我看这个市场行情现在也挺行 |
| [01:31.842] | 也许能来个屌丝逆袭或者也整形 |
| [01:34.352] | 没准我也能成为一个大网红ok |
| [01:37.117] | 先打个瘦脸针再做个苹果肌 |
| [01:39.627] | 开眼角非常容易就像买个苹果七 |
| [01:42.405] | 不需要心电图也不用听诊器 |
| [01:45.166] | 收你这么便宜不是因为成本低 |
| [01:47.927] | 跟你说实在的老铁这玩意儿没有多少钱 |
| [01:50.436] | 给你打个成本价 咱俩认识多少年 |
| [01:53.196] | 给你打个玻尿酸 你看你变的多好看 |
| [01:55.705] | 别信那些江湖骗子 我跟你说了多少遍 |
| [01:58.717] | 我不是想变成谁 |
| [02:00.976] | 我只是想把自己变的更漂亮 |
| [02:02.982] | 这样有问题吗 |
| [02:03.735] | 没问题呀 |
| [02:05.241] | 任何人都有权利把自己变的更漂亮呀 |
| [02:08.253] | 因为 |
| [02:10.016] | 古人云相由心生则端详其貌 |
| [02:12.024] | 观其行 回眸嫣然一笑 |
| [02:14.534] | 急要得知其道万万不可急躁 |
| [02:17.294] | 经其事观其效叹人生奇妙 |
| [02:19.804] | 其要乃爱美之心人皆有之 |
| [02:22.313] | 友师善其貌得心应手之 |
| [02:25.078] | 鬼斧神工所到乃无人丑之 |
| [02:27.841] | 久而久之成佳话传其不朽之 |
| [02:30.601] | 说了太多之乎者也太多几乎彻夜 |
| [02:32.860] | 不眠的party让我的美丽梦想破灭 |
| [02:35.645] | 其实我也想要自己漂亮多些 |
| [02:38.406] | 让自己变的特别把生活变的和谐 |
| [02:40.915] | 做这些也不是为了得到什么成绩 |
| [02:43.675] | 很有名气的rapper总是很有诚意 |
| [02:46.436] | 我已爱的名义不只是为了名利 |
| [02:49.197] | 善其貌而无患才能称得上是名医 |
| [02:52.456] | 那我该怎么办 反正我就是要变漂亮 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : dong qing zu |
| [00:00.229] | zuo qu : dong qing zu |
| [00:00.459] | wei zheng xing |
| [00:01.469] | rap: Mc teddy lilwen |
| [00:01.971] | ci: Mc teddy lilwen |
| [00:02.232] | ge |
| [00:03.483] | zen me la |
| [00:04.736] | wo xiang qu zheng xing |
| [00:05.740] | zheng xing shao che ba ni |
| [00:07.746] | ni shi zui mei di ni shi zui piao liang di |
| [00:11.509] | ni yao xiang xin ni zi ji di |
| [00:13.765] | bu shi la wo xiang wei zheng yi xia |
| [00:17.277] | wei zheng? |
| [00:20.287] | ai zhe ge |
| [00:22.294] | ok lao mei shou xian shuo zheng xing hao gui |
| [00:25.306] | jiu suan bao zhi bao liang you zen me ke neng bao tui |
| [00:28.066] | qing chun bao gui shi jian bu neng dao tui |
| [00:30.826] | xiang yao bian de piao liang jiu de mei tian zao shui |
| [00:33.335] | o bao bei zi ran de ni cai shi zui mei |
| [00:35.853] | na dui bei bu zuo xu rong xin de kui lei |
| [00:38.362] | so crazy ge zhong chao liu ni dou hui zhui |
| [00:41.371] | yi ding hui lei bu ru zao dian er shui bei |
| [00:43.880] | ke bu neng na me lu mang kai na ge shui de yan jiao |
| [00:46.390] | sheng huo shi ge wu tai ni de xian ba zi ji yan hao |
| [00:49.149] | ri ye dian dao de party rang ni bian lao |
| [00:51.931] | bu zai kan zhuo shou ji jiu zai kan zhe ni de dian nao |
| [00:54.441] | kan lin zhi ming de bi zi hai you kun ling ling de zui |
| [00:57.202] | yang mi mi de e tou hai you fan jing jing de tui |
| [00:59.711] | ni ke zeng wen guo ni zi ji ta men dou shi ni de shui |
| [01:02.472] | ni zen me ke neng jue de bie ren hui bi zi ji mei |
| [01:05.232] | bu shi ni xiang de na yang la |
| [01:07.238] | shi wo peng you de tong xue kai le yi ge zheng xing gong zuo shi |
| [01:10.250] | hen pian yi de |
| [01:11.505] | bu shi pian zi |
| [01:12.509] | zhen de ma |
| [01:13.511] | zen me ke neng |
| [01:14.765] | qi shi |
| [01:15.769] | wo de lin ju de tong xue de da biao ge |
| [01:18.279] | ting ta er da ye de tong shi de da sao shuo |
| [01:20.787] | ta jia ge bi dong de lao chen jia de da bao zi |
| [01:23.561] | kai zheng xing yi yuan zhuan le yi bu da pao che |
| [01:26.322] | na hao bo wo ye yao qu xue zheng xing |
| [01:28.831] | wo kan zhe ge shi chang hang qing xian zai ye ting xing |
| [01:31.842] | ye xu neng lai ge diao si ni xi huo zhe ye zheng xing |
| [01:34.352] | mei zhun wo ye neng cheng wei yi ge da wang hong ok |
| [01:37.117] | xian da ge shou lian zhen zai zuo ge ping guo ji |
| [01:39.627] | kai yan jiao fei chang rong yi jiu xiang mai ge ping guo qi |
| [01:42.405] | bu xu yao xin dian tu ye bu yong ting zhen qi |
| [01:45.166] | shou ni zhe me pian yi bu shi yin wei cheng ben di |
| [01:47.927] | gen ni shuo shi zai de lao tie zhe wan yi er mei you duo shao qian |
| [01:50.436] | gei ni da ge cheng ben jia zan lia ren shi duo shao nian |
| [01:53.196] | gei ni da ge bo niao suan ni kan ni bian de duo hao kan |
| [01:55.705] | bie xin nei xie jiang hu pian zi wo gen ni shuo le duo shao bian |
| [01:58.717] | wo bu shi xiang bian cheng shui |
| [02:00.976] | wo zhi shi xiang ba zi ji bian de geng piao liang |
| [02:02.982] | zhe yang you wen ti ma |
| [02:03.735] | mei wen ti ya |
| [02:05.241] | ren he ren dou you quan li ba zi ji bian de geng piao liang ya |
| [02:08.253] | yin wei |
| [02:10.016] | gu ren yun xiang you xin sheng ze duan xiang qi mao |
| [02:12.024] | guan qi xing hui mou yan ran yi xiao |
| [02:14.534] | ji yao de zhi qi dao wan wan bu ke ji zao |
| [02:17.294] | jing qi shi guan qi xiao tan ren sheng qi miao |
| [02:19.804] | qi yao nai ai mei zhi xin ren jie you zhi |
| [02:22.313] | you shi shan qi mao de xin ying shou zhi |
| [02:25.078] | gui fu shen gong suo dao nai wu ren chou zhi |
| [02:27.841] | jiu er jiu zhi cheng jia hua chuan qi bu xiu zhi |
| [02:30.601] | shuo le tai duo zhi hu zhe ye tai duo ji hu che ye |
| [02:32.860] | bu mian de party rang wo de mei li meng xiang po mie |
| [02:35.645] | qi shi wo ye xiang yao zi ji piao liang duo xie |
| [02:38.406] | rang zi ji bian de te bie ba sheng huo bian de he xie |
| [02:40.915] | zuo zhei xie ye bu shi wei liao de dao shen me cheng ji |
| [02:43.675] | hen you ming qi de rapper zong shi hen you cheng yi |
| [02:46.436] | wo yi ai de ming yi bu zhi shi wei le ming li |
| [02:49.197] | shan qi mao er wu huan cai neng cheng de shang shi ming yi |
| [02:52.456] | na wo gai zen me ban fan zheng wo jiu shi yao bian piao liang |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : dōng qīng zǔ |
| [00:00.229] | zuò qǔ : dōng qīng zǔ |
| [00:00.459] | wēi zhěng xíng |
| [00:01.469] | rap: Mc teddy lilwen |
| [00:01.971] | cí: Mc teddy lilwen |
| [00:02.232] | gē |
| [00:03.483] | zěn me la |
| [00:04.736] | wǒ xiǎng qù zhěng xíng |
| [00:05.740] | zhěng xíng shǎo chě ba nǐ |
| [00:07.746] | nǐ shì zuì měi dī nǐ shì zuì piào liàng dī |
| [00:11.509] | nǐ yào xiāng xìn nǐ zì jǐ dī |
| [00:13.765] | bú shì la wǒ xiǎng wēi zhěng yī xià |
| [00:17.277] | wēi zhěng? |
| [00:20.287] | āi zhè gè |
| [00:22.294] | ok lǎo mèi shǒu xiān shuō zhěng xíng hǎo guì |
| [00:25.306] | jiù suàn bǎo zhì bǎo liàng yòu zěn me kě néng bǎo tuì |
| [00:28.066] | qīng chūn bǎo guì shí jiān bù néng dào tuì |
| [00:30.826] | xiǎng yào biàn de piào liàng jiù dé měi tiān zǎo shuì |
| [00:33.335] | ó bǎo bèi zì rán de nǐ cái shì zuì měi |
| [00:35.853] | nà duì bei bù zuò xū róng xīn de kuǐ lěi |
| [00:38.362] | so crazy gè zhǒng cháo liú nǐ dōu huì zhuī |
| [00:41.371] | yí dìng huì lèi bù rú zǎo diǎn ér shuì bei |
| [00:43.880] | kě bù néng nà me lǔ mǎng kāi nà gè shuí de yǎn jiǎo |
| [00:46.390] | shēng huó shì gè wǔ tái nǐ dé xiān bǎ zì jǐ yǎn hǎo |
| [00:49.149] | rì yè diān dǎo de party ràng nǐ biàn lǎo |
| [00:51.931] | bù zài kàn zhuó shǒu jī jiù zài kàn zhe nǐ de diàn nǎo |
| [00:54.441] | kàn lín zhì míng de bí zi hái yǒu kūn líng líng de zuǐ |
| [00:57.202] | yáng mì mì de é tóu hái yǒu fàn jīng jīng de tuǐ |
| [00:59.711] | nǐ kě zēng wèn guò nǐ zì jǐ tā men dōu shì nǐ de shuí |
| [01:02.472] | nǐ zěn me kě néng jué de bié rén huì bǐ zì jǐ měi |
| [01:05.232] | bú shì nǐ xiǎng de nà yàng la |
| [01:07.238] | shì wǒ péng yǒu de tóng xué kāi le yí gè zhěng xíng gōng zuò shì |
| [01:10.250] | hěn pián yí de |
| [01:11.505] | bú shì piàn zi |
| [01:12.509] | zhēn de ma |
| [01:13.511] | zěn me kě néng |
| [01:14.765] | qí shí |
| [01:15.769] | wǒ de lín jū de tóng xué de dà biǎo gē |
| [01:18.279] | tīng tā èr dà yé de tóng shì de dà sǎo shuō |
| [01:20.787] | tā jiā gé bì dòng de lǎo chén jiā de dà bǎo zǐ |
| [01:23.561] | kāi zhěng xíng yī yuàn zhuàn le yī bù dà pǎo chē |
| [01:26.322] | nà hǎo bo wǒ yě yào qù xué zhěng xíng |
| [01:28.831] | wǒ kàn zhè gè shì chǎng háng qíng xiàn zài yě tǐng xíng |
| [01:31.842] | yě xǔ néng lái gè diǎo sī nì xí huò zhě yě zhěng xíng |
| [01:34.352] | méi zhǔn wǒ yě néng chéng wéi yí gè dà wǎng hóng ok |
| [01:37.117] | xiān dǎ gè shòu liǎn zhēn zài zuò gè píng guǒ jī |
| [01:39.627] | kāi yǎn jiǎo fēi cháng róng yì jiù xiàng mǎi gè píng guǒ qī |
| [01:42.405] | bù xū yào xīn diàn tú yě bù yòng tīng zhěn qì |
| [01:45.166] | shōu nǐ zhè me pián yí bú shì yīn wèi chéng běn dī |
| [01:47.927] | gēn nǐ shuō shí zài de lǎo tiě zhè wán yì ér méi yǒu duō shǎo qián |
| [01:50.436] | gěi nǐ dǎ gè chéng běn jià zán liǎ rèn shi duō shào nián |
| [01:53.196] | gěi nǐ dǎ gè bō niào suān nǐ kàn nǐ biàn de duō hǎo kàn |
| [01:55.705] | bié xìn nèi xiē jiāng hú piàn zi wǒ gēn nǐ shuō le duō shǎo biàn |
| [01:58.717] | wǒ bú shì xiǎng biàn chéng shuí |
| [02:00.976] | wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng bǎ zì jǐ biàn de gèng piào liàng |
| [02:02.982] | zhè yàng yǒu wèn tí ma |
| [02:03.735] | méi wèn tí ya |
| [02:05.241] | rèn hé rén dōu yǒu quán lì bǎ zì jǐ biàn de gèng piào liàng ya |
| [02:08.253] | yīn wèi |
| [02:10.016] | gǔ rén yún xiāng yóu xīn shēng zé duān xiáng qí mào |
| [02:12.024] | guān qí xíng huí móu yān rán yī xiào |
| [02:14.534] | jí yào de zhī qí dào wàn wàn bù kě jí zào |
| [02:17.294] | jīng qí shì guān qí xiào tàn rén shēng qí miào |
| [02:19.804] | qí yào nǎi ài měi zhī xīn rén jiē yǒu zhī |
| [02:22.313] | yǒu shī shàn qí mào dé xīn yìng shǒu zhī |
| [02:25.078] | guǐ fǔ shén gōng suǒ dào nǎi wú rén chǒu zhī |
| [02:27.841] | jiǔ ér jiǔ zhī chéng jiā huà chuán qí bù xiǔ zhī |
| [02:30.601] | shuō le tài duō zhī hū zhě yě tài duō jī hū chè yè |
| [02:32.860] | bù mián de party ràng wǒ de měi lì mèng xiǎng pò miè |
| [02:35.645] | qí shí wǒ yě xiǎng yào zì jǐ piào liàng duō xiē |
| [02:38.406] | ràng zì jǐ biàn de tè bié bǎ shēng huó biàn de hé xié |
| [02:40.915] | zuò zhèi xiē yě bú shì wèi liǎo de dào shén me chéng jī |
| [02:43.675] | hěn yǒu míng qì de rapper zǒng shì hěn yǒu chéng yì |
| [02:46.436] | wǒ yǐ ài de míng yì bù zhǐ shì wèi le míng lì |
| [02:49.197] | shàn qí mào ér wú huàn cái néng chēng dé shàng shì míng yī |
| [02:52.456] | nà wǒ gāi zěn me bàn fǎn zhèng wǒ jiù shì yào biàn piào liàng |