| [00:06.07] | 撞了衫 穿崩了 若你想偷笑便偷笑 随便笑 |
| [00:17.98] | 坏了车 失足了 运气太差了大不了 |
| [00:26.77] | 买一张戏票 供给观众笑 |
| [00:31.62] | 流泪能搞笑 流泪还美妙 |
| [00:37.48] | 最惨痛一秒 高声笑 |
| [00:43.47] | 你经济被围剿 失恋太难受了 |
| [00:49.49] | 跌一跤差到不再差被娱乐化 先开窍 |
| [00:55.23] | |
| [00:55.45] | 如同憨男搞笑 如同大傻美妙 |
| [01:01.38] | 你买彩票都已 输光了 |
| [01:07.40] | 你可当为烦扰 可当为 玩票 |
| [01:13.49] | 你的苦况何苦悲观化 谁认真先输了 |
| [01:23.91] | |
| [01:26.83] | 又透支腰骨痛 面再三黑了又黑了 还未了 |
| [01:38.87] | 又发福 给抛弃 坏到要惨叫 便惨叫 |
| [01:47.49] | 你哭泣上吊 比不起说笑 |
| [01:52.61] | 流泪能搞笑 流泪还美妙 |
| [01:58.48] | 最惨痛一秒 高声笑 |
| [02:04.48] | 你经济被围剿 失恋太难受了 |
| [02:10.52] | 跌一跤差到不再差被娱乐化 先开窍 |
| [02:16.13] | |
| [02:16.37] | 如同憨男搞笑 如同大傻美妙 |
| [02:22.36] | 你买彩票都已 输光了 |
| [02:28.38] | 你可当为烦扰可当为 玩票 |
| [02:34.48] | 你的苦况何苦悲观化 谁认真先输了 |
| [02:45.40] | |
| [02:56.71] | 不得了 不得了 不得不了 |
| [03:04.63] | |
| [03:04.85] | 谁人为谁搞笑 谁人为谁照耀 |
| [03:10.37] | 这搞笑专家 不得了 |
| [03:16.50] | 有恐怖事缠绕 失恋有何重要 |
| [03:22.41] | 跌一跤差到不再差便娱乐化 别困扰 |
| [03:28.44] | 一千个在苦笑 一亿个在苦笑 |
| [03:34.29] | 与搞笑部队 大合照 失手都算渺小 |
| [03:43.53] | 差经济没紧要 哀痛未发表 |
| [03:49.46] | 然后 学会 自嘲 都好笑 |
| [03:57.91] |
| [00:06.07] | zhuang le shan chuan beng le ruo ni xiang tou xiao bian tou xiao sui bian xiao |
| [00:17.98] | huai le che shi zu le yun qi tai cha le da bu liao |
| [00:26.77] | mai yi zhang xi piao gong ji guan zhong xiao |
| [00:31.62] | liu lei neng gao xiao liu lei hai mei miao |
| [00:37.48] | zui can tong yi miao gao sheng xiao |
| [00:43.47] | ni jing ji bei wei jiao shi lian tai nan shou le |
| [00:49.49] | die yi jiao cha dao bu zai cha bei yu le hua xian kai qiao |
| [00:55.23] | |
| [00:55.45] | ru tong han nan gao xiao ru tong da sha mei miao |
| [01:01.38] | ni mai cai piao dou yi shu guang le |
| [01:07.40] | ni ke dang wei fan rao ke dang wei wan piao |
| [01:13.49] | ni de ku kuang he ku bei guan hua shui ren zhen xian shu le |
| [01:23.91] | |
| [01:26.83] | you tou zhi yao gu tong mian zai san hei le you hei le hai wei liao |
| [01:38.87] | you fa fu gei pao qi huai dao yao can jiao bian can jiao |
| [01:47.49] | ni ku qi shang diao bi bu qi shuo xiao |
| [01:52.61] | liu lei neng gao xiao liu lei hai mei miao |
| [01:58.48] | zui can tong yi miao gao sheng xiao |
| [02:04.48] | ni jing ji bei wei jiao shi lian tai nan shou le |
| [02:10.52] | die yi jiao cha dao bu zai cha bei yu le hua xian kai qiao |
| [02:16.13] | |
| [02:16.37] | ru tong han nan gao xiao ru tong da sha mei miao |
| [02:22.36] | ni mai cai piao dou yi shu guang le |
| [02:28.38] | ni ke dang wei fan rao ke dang wei wan piao |
| [02:34.48] | ni de ku kuang he ku bei guan hua shui ren zhen xian shu le |
| [02:45.40] | |
| [02:56.71] | bu de le bu de le bu de bu liao |
| [03:04.63] | |
| [03:04.85] | shui ren wei shui gao xiao shui ren wei shui zhao yao |
| [03:10.37] | zhe gao xiao zhuan jia bu de le |
| [03:16.50] | you kong bu shi chan rao shi lian you he zhong yao |
| [03:22.41] | die yi jiao cha dao bu zai cha bian yu le hua bie kun rao |
| [03:28.44] | yi qian ge zai ku xiao yi yi ge zai ku xiao |
| [03:34.29] | yu gao xiao bu dui da he zhao shi shou dou suan miao xiao |
| [03:43.53] | cha jing ji mei jin yao ai tong wei fa biao |
| [03:49.46] | ran hou xue hui zi chao dou hao xiao |
| [03:57.91] |
| [00:06.07] | zhuàng le shān chuān bēng le ruò nǐ xiǎng tōu xiào biàn tōu xiào suí biàn xiào |
| [00:17.98] | huài le chē shī zú le yùn qì tài chà le dà bù liǎo |
| [00:26.77] | mǎi yī zhāng xì piào gōng jǐ guān zhòng xiào |
| [00:31.62] | liú lèi néng gǎo xiào liú lèi hái měi miào |
| [00:37.48] | zuì cǎn tòng yī miǎo gāo shēng xiào |
| [00:43.47] | nǐ jīng jì bèi wéi jiǎo shī liàn tài nán shòu le |
| [00:49.49] | diē yī jiāo chà dào bù zài chà bèi yú lè huà xiān kāi qiào |
| [00:55.23] | |
| [00:55.45] | rú tóng hān nán gǎo xiào rú tóng dà shǎ měi miào |
| [01:01.38] | nǐ mǎi cǎi piào dōu yǐ shū guāng le |
| [01:07.40] | nǐ kě dāng wèi fán rǎo kě dāng wèi wán piào |
| [01:13.49] | nǐ de kǔ kuàng hé kǔ bēi guān huà shuí rèn zhēn xiān shū le |
| [01:23.91] | |
| [01:26.83] | yòu tòu zhī yāo gǔ tòng miàn zài sān hēi le yòu hēi le hái wèi liǎo |
| [01:38.87] | yòu fā fú gěi pāo qì huài dào yào cǎn jiào biàn cǎn jiào |
| [01:47.49] | nǐ kū qì shàng diào bǐ bù qǐ shuō xiào |
| [01:52.61] | liú lèi néng gǎo xiào liú lèi hái měi miào |
| [01:58.48] | zuì cǎn tòng yī miǎo gāo shēng xiào |
| [02:04.48] | nǐ jīng jì bèi wéi jiǎo shī liàn tài nán shòu le |
| [02:10.52] | diē yī jiāo chà dào bù zài chà bèi yú lè huà xiān kāi qiào |
| [02:16.13] | |
| [02:16.37] | rú tóng hān nán gǎo xiào rú tóng dà shǎ měi miào |
| [02:22.36] | nǐ mǎi cǎi piào dōu yǐ shū guāng le |
| [02:28.38] | nǐ kě dāng wèi fán rǎo kě dāng wèi wán piào |
| [02:34.48] | nǐ de kǔ kuàng hé kǔ bēi guān huà shuí rèn zhēn xiān shū le |
| [02:45.40] | |
| [02:56.71] | bù dé le bù dé le bù dé bù liǎo |
| [03:04.63] | |
| [03:04.85] | shuí rén wéi shuí gǎo xiào shuí rén wéi shuí zhào yào |
| [03:10.37] | zhè gǎo xiào zhuān jiā bù dé le |
| [03:16.50] | yǒu kǒng bù shì chán rào shī liàn yǒu hé zhòng yào |
| [03:22.41] | diē yī jiāo chà dào bù zài chà biàn yú lè huà bié kùn rǎo |
| [03:28.44] | yī qiān gè zài kǔ xiào yī yì gè zài kǔ xiào |
| [03:34.29] | yǔ gǎo xiào bù duì dà hé zhào shī shǒu dōu suàn miǎo xiǎo |
| [03:43.53] | chà jīng jì méi jǐn yào āi tòng wèi fā biǎo |
| [03:49.46] | rán hòu xué huì zì cháo dōu hǎo xiào |
| [03:57.91] |