| Chorus (4x) | |
| My coochie is soo juuicy, yeah | |
| This right here is for all the girls | |
| who i used to talk to who didn't amount to be shit in life. | |
| You know what im sayin? All the girls who used to call | |
| their man on me when I was in front of the building | |
| just tryin' to get their numbers, | |
| try'na put my seed up in 'em, you know.. | |
| All the girls who gave me a wrong number | |
| when I just asked them for their fuckin' phone number | |
| tryin' to call 'em and hook up for a date and all that shit... | |
| All the girls who left me in restaurants eatin'... | |
| talkin 'bout they gonna use the phone | |
| and left me with the fuckin bill.... | |
| HA! It was all a dream, I used to read Playboy magazine, | |
| Niggaz gettin' their dick licked with whipped cream | |
| Women from all places, no matter what their race is, | |
| Mami wanna put punani where your face is | |
| I said "Ha, Whut?" Put my face by her trap | |
| Smoke weed, bamboo, lick her in her private spot | |
| Way back before niggaz even started smokin' crack | |
| They used to act, proooo black | |
| Remember Brand Nubian, 'One for all' | |
| Who ever thought Akinyele would get paid for grabbin' his balls | |
| Now I'm in the strip bar, big rap star | |
| Time to get laid, which one of y'all girls wanna get paid? | |
| The lieu..tenant, sit behind windows tinted, | |
| Remember when I used to push cars that was rented | |
| Now I cop the drop top, made thier hearts stop | |
| Drive another block , they be like "yo, that was Ak!" | |
| Huah! I stay away from the A-I-D, | |
| pack condoms like guns cuz thats the way I be, | |
| One love to the late great Easy E | |
| Larry Flynt, Hugh Heffner, and Ron Jeremy | |
| Huah! I get pussy you know how I do, | |
| call the crib last four numbers, ten-eighty-two | |
| What the fuck?? | |
| My coochie is soo juuiicy, yeah (4x) | |
| I can take the girl from the local streets | |
| and take her to Cancun and fuck her on the beach | |
| and Im far from cheap, I make sure all my niggas get laid, | |
| Open your legs girl, make some way, Hey-ay! | |
| Around the way they used to diss me, girls never kiss me, | |
| Now they writing letters how they miss me, | |
| I never thought that hard work could pay off and shit, | |
| I was too used to jerkin' off and shit | |
| Now the hunnies play me close, like the butter play the toast, | |
| When I'm grabbin 'em, I'll be baggin' them like a Coach | |
| Condos in Queens, head blown for weeks | |
| Feelin' up the cheeks of the 'put it in ya mouth' freaks | |
| Raw sex is what I fear, so I pack condoms when it comes to this here | |
| I hump bitch! A bunch of bitchs grabbed the family jewels, | |
| considered a fool cuz i get more ass than a mule | |
| Stereotype of a perverted nigga misunderstood....and its still all good | |
| Chorus (9x) | |
| Yea this for all the girls when I used to call they house | |
| they see my number on the caller ID | |
| and they never pick up the phone..fuck you... | |
| This for all the girls when I call 'em | |
| they answer their phone like "Hello" and when I say | |
| "Its Ak" they act like their fuckin 'sleep.. | |
| yeah fuck you... | |
| This is dedicated to the Notorious B.I.G. | |
| Oh my-my coochie oh its so fuckin' juicy, | |
| talkin bout my coochie oh its fuckin' juicy(8x) |