| Song | Here's Johnny |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | Polka Party |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| here's johnny | |
| There he goes, he drives me crazy | |
| When he says...(hee-eere's johnny!) | |
| That's his job, it's so amazing | |
| All he says is...(hee-eere's johnny!) | |
| I never miss a moment when he's on the tube | |
| His being there has made my life worth living | |
| The chills run down my spine | |
| Each time he says that line | |
| 'here's johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '...johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| 'here's johnny!' he says, and 'second fiddle' is his game | |
| Ed mcmahon's his name...all right | |
| Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude | |
| Hear him say...(hee-eere's johnny!) | |
| Watch him selling beer and dog food | |
| Hear him say...(hee-eere's johnny!) | |
| I got a letter from him just the other day | |
| He said, 'you may already be a winner!' | |
| A trooper to the end | |
| A clydesdale's best friend | |
| 'here's johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '...johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| 'here's johnny!' he says, and that's the way he gets his pay | |
| What a living | |
| Oh...(here's johnny! here's johnny!) wo-o-o, no | |
| (here's johnny! here's johnny!) no no no no no no, i don't believe it | |
| (here's johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same | |
| Ed mcmahon's his name | |
| A very special guy...all right | |
| He's on every night | |
| Can't change the channel | |
| When he's sitting on the panel | |
| (hee-eere's johnny!) | |
| There he goes, he gives me goose bumps | |
| When he says...(hey-o-hey-hey-o!) | |
| 'here's johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '...johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| 'here's johnny!' he says, that seems to be his claim to fame | |
| Ed mcmahon's his name |
| here' s johnny | |
| There he goes, he drives me crazy | |
| When he says... heeeere' s johnny! | |
| That' s his job, it' s so amazing | |
| All he says is... heeeere' s johnny! | |
| I never miss a moment when he' s on the tube | |
| His being there has made my life worth living | |
| The chills run down my spine | |
| Each time he says that line | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '... johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and ' second fiddle' is his game | |
| Ed mcmahon' s his name... all right | |
| Dressed so fine, he' s such a cool dude | |
| Hear him say... heeeere' s johnny! | |
| Watch him selling beer and dog food | |
| Hear him say... heeeere' s johnny! | |
| I got a letter from him just the other day | |
| He said, ' you may already be a winner!' | |
| A trooper to the end | |
| A clydesdale' s best friend | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '... johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and that' s the way he gets his pay | |
| What a living | |
| Oh... here' s johnny! here' s johnny! wooo, no | |
| here' s johnny! here' s johnny! no no no no no no, i don' t believe it | |
| here' s johnny! he says, and everytime it' s just the same | |
| Ed mcmahon' s his name | |
| A very special guy... all right | |
| He' s on every night | |
| Can' t change the channel | |
| When he' s sitting on the panel | |
| heeeere' s johnny! | |
| There he goes, he gives me goose bumps | |
| When he says... heyoheyheyo! | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '... johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, that seems to be his claim to fame | |
| Ed mcmahon' s his name |
| here' s johnny | |
| There he goes, he drives me crazy | |
| When he says... heeeere' s johnny! | |
| That' s his job, it' s so amazing | |
| All he says is... heeeere' s johnny! | |
| I never miss a moment when he' s on the tube | |
| His being there has made my life worth living | |
| The chills run down my spine | |
| Each time he says that line | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '... johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and ' second fiddle' is his game | |
| Ed mcmahon' s his name... all right | |
| Dressed so fine, he' s such a cool dude | |
| Hear him say... heeeere' s johnny! | |
| Watch him selling beer and dog food | |
| Hear him say... heeeere' s johnny! | |
| I got a letter from him just the other day | |
| He said, ' you may already be a winner!' | |
| A trooper to the end | |
| A clydesdale' s best friend | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '... johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and that' s the way he gets his pay | |
| What a living | |
| Oh... here' s johnny! here' s johnny! wooo, no | |
| here' s johnny! here' s johnny! no no no no no no, i don' t believe it | |
| here' s johnny! he says, and everytime it' s just the same | |
| Ed mcmahon' s his name | |
| A very special guy... all right | |
| He' s on every night | |
| Can' t change the channel | |
| When he' s sitting on the panel | |
| heeeere' s johnny! | |
| There he goes, he gives me goose bumps | |
| When he says... heyoheyheyo! | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way | |
| '... johnny!' he says, you know i love him | |
| ' here' s johnny!' he says, that seems to be his claim to fame | |
| Ed mcmahon' s his name |