| Song | Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day) - Main Version |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | The Essential Weird Al Yankovic |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Don't want to be a | |
| Canadian idiot | |
| Don’t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut | |
| And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? | |
| I never learned my alphabet from | |
| A to ZedThey all live on donuts and moose meat | |
| And they leave the house without packin' heat | |
| Never even bring their guns to the mall | |
| And you know what else is too funny | |
| Their stupid monopoly money | |
| Can't take 'em seriously at all | |
| Well maple syrup and snow's what they export | |
| They treat curling just like it's a real sport | |
| They think their silly accent is so cute | |
| Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot | |
| Sure they got their national health care | |
| Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air | |
| Then again well they got | |
| Celine Dion | |
| Eat their weight in | |
| Kraft macaroni | |
| And dream of driving a | |
| ZamboniAll over | |
| Saskatchewan | |
| Don't want to be a | |
| Canadian idiot | |
| Won't figure out the temperature in | |
| CelsiusSee the map they're hovering right over us | |
| Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous | |
| Always hear the same kind of story | |
| Break their nose and they'll just say sorry | |
| Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? | |
| It's gotta mean they're all up to something | |
| So quick before they see it coming | |
| Time for a preemptive strike |
| Don' t want to be a | |
| Canadian idiot | |
| Don' t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut | |
| And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? | |
| I never learned my alphabet from | |
| A to ZedThey all live on donuts and moose meat | |
| And they leave the house without packin' heat | |
| Never even bring their guns to the mall | |
| And you know what else is too funny | |
| Their stupid monopoly money | |
| Can' t take ' em seriously at all | |
| Well maple syrup and snow' s what they export | |
| They treat curling just like it' s a real sport | |
| They think their silly accent is so cute | |
| Can' t understand a thing they' re talking aboot | |
| Sure they got their national health care | |
| Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air | |
| Then again well they got | |
| Celine Dion | |
| Eat their weight in | |
| Kraft macaroni | |
| And dream of driving a | |
| ZamboniAll over | |
| Saskatchewan | |
| Don' t want to be a | |
| Canadian idiot | |
| Won' t figure out the temperature in | |
| CelsiusSee the map they' re hovering right over us | |
| Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous | |
| Always hear the same kind of story | |
| Break their nose and they' ll just say sorry | |
| Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? | |
| It' s gotta mean they' re all up to something | |
| So quick before they see it coming | |
| Time for a preemptive strike |
| Don' t want to be a | |
| Canadian idiot | |
| Don' t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut | |
| And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead? | |
| I never learned my alphabet from | |
| A to ZedThey all live on donuts and moose meat | |
| And they leave the house without packin' heat | |
| Never even bring their guns to the mall | |
| And you know what else is too funny | |
| Their stupid monopoly money | |
| Can' t take ' em seriously at all | |
| Well maple syrup and snow' s what they export | |
| They treat curling just like it' s a real sport | |
| They think their silly accent is so cute | |
| Can' t understand a thing they' re talking aboot | |
| Sure they got their national health care | |
| Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air | |
| Then again well they got | |
| Celine Dion | |
| Eat their weight in | |
| Kraft macaroni | |
| And dream of driving a | |
| ZamboniAll over | |
| Saskatchewan | |
| Don' t want to be a | |
| Canadian idiot | |
| Won' t figure out the temperature in | |
| CelsiusSee the map they' re hovering right over us | |
| Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous | |
| Always hear the same kind of story | |
| Break their nose and they' ll just say sorry | |
| Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? | |
| It' s gotta mean they' re all up to something | |
| So quick before they see it coming | |
| Time for a preemptive strike |