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I'm not the brightest crayon in the box |
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Everyone says |
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I'm dumber than a bag of rocks |
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I barely even know how to put on my own pants |
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But I'm a genius in |
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France, genius in |
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France, genius in |
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FranceHoom chaka laka |
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Hoom chaka laka |
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Hoom chaka |
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I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese |
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I got a negative number on my |
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S.A.T.'sI'm not good looking and |
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I don't know how to dance |
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But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence |
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I am still widely considered to be |
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A genius in |
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France, a genius in |
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France, a genius in |
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FrancePeople say |
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I'm a geek, |
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I'm a moronic little freak |
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And annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique |
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If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week |
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But when the |
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Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek |
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They dig my mystique, they think |
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I'm c'est magnifique |
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When I'm in |
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Paree, I'm the chicest of the chic |
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They love my body odor and my bad toupee |
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They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret |
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And when I'm sipping on a |
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PerrierIn some cafe town in |
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St. Tropez |
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It's hard to keep the fans at bay |
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They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait""Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait" |
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Hemenene humenene |
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Himenene homenene, poodle, poodle |
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Folks in my hometown think |
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I'm a fool |
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Got too much chlorine in my gene pool |
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A few peas short of a casserole |
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A few buttons missing on my remote control |
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A few fries short of a happy meal |
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I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel |
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Instructions on the heel |
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Instructions on the heel |
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But when I'm in |
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Provence, |
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I get free croissants |
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Yeah, I'm the guy every |
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French lady wants |
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And if you ask 'em why? |
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You're bound to get this response(He's a genius in France, genius in France) |
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That's right(He's a genius in France, genius in France) |
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You know it(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France) |
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I'm not the brightest bulb on the |
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Christmas tree |
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But the folks in |
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France, they don't seem to agree |
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They say, "Bonjour, MonsieurWould you take ze picture with me?" |
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I say, "Oui, oui" |
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That's right |
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I say, "Oui, oui" |
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Oui, ouiHe says, "Oui, oui" |
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I'm dumber than a box of hair |
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But those |
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Frenchies don't seem to care |
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Don't know why, mon frere |
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But they love me there |
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I'm a genius in |
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France, I'm a genius in |
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FranceGonna make a big splash when |
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I show up in |
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CannesGonna make those |
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Frenchies scream"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!" |
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Like a fine |
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Renoir, I've got that je me c'est quoi |
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Like a fine |
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Renoir, I've got that je me c'est |
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Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo |
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Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo we oo |
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Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy |
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Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy bow |
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I'm a taco short of a combo plate |
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But by some twist of fate, all the frogs think |
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I'm greatOh, the men all faint and the women scream |
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They like me more than heavy cream |
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When I'm in |
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Versailles, |
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I'm a popular guy |
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My oh my, |
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I'm as French as apple pie |
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They think |
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I'm awfully witty, a riot and a half |
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When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(Haw haw haw haw haw) |
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And laugh(Haw haw haw haw haw haw) |
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People in |
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France have lots of attitude |
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They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food |
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But when they see me, they just come unglued |
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They think that |
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I am one happening dude |
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Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm |
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I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball |
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But they like me better than |
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Charles De |
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GaulleEntre nous, it's very true |
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The room temperature's higher than my |
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I.Q.But they love me more than |
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Gerard Depardieu |
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How did this happen |
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I don't have a clue |
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I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm |
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I don't have any skills or grace or charm |
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And most people look at me like |
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I'm all covered with ants |
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But I'm a genius in |
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France, genius in |
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France, genius in |
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FranceAnd |
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I'm never goin' back, |
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I'm never goin' back |
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I'm never, never, never, never goin' back home again |
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I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket |
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Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick' |
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Cause I'm never goin' back |
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I'm never goin' back, |
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I'm never goin' back |
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The girls back home never gave me a chance |
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But I sho' 'nuff got them frogs in some kinda trance |
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And I'm aware that it's a most improbable circumstance |
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But "Great Googily Moogily", |
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I'm a genius in |
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FranceEvery |
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Frenchie that |
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I meetJust can't wait to kiss my feet |
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Get in line, pucker up! |
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Tout Suite! |
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Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy |
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I'm gettin' even more famous by the hour |
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I'm stuffed with pastries and drunk with power |
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Now they're puttin' up my statue by the |
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Eiffel Tower |
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A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left |
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A little more to the left, boys, a little more to the left |
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I'm the biggest dork there is alive |
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My mom picked out my clothes for me till |
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I was thirty five |
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And I forgot to mention |
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I'm not even welcome at the |
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Star Trek convention |
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But the Frenchies think |
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That my poop don't stink |
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I'm a genius in |
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FranceSay, would you pass the |
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Grey Poupon? |
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Merci beaucoup |