| 我见你就想发笑,你真让我爽呆, | |
| 因为你我剥光也全不一样,你真让我发笑, | |
| 我从左门进入,从右门出来, | |
| 走到里边翻开了所有的口袋, | |
| 我从南门进入,从北门出来, | |
| 走到里边翻看了所有的角落, | |
| 可我什么出没见着,什么也没闻着, | |
| 可我什么也没捞到,可我什么也没捡到, | |
| 我想看看对方的影子,到底有多长, | |
| 我想见示对方的陷阱,到底有多深, | |
| 我想看看对方的流水,到底有多远, | |
| 我想体会对方的醉意,到底有多深, | |
| 你象一只狐狸,扬起了尾巴, | |
| 露出了屁股,前腿叉向后退,后退叉向前腿 | |
| 拼命的跳 拼命的跳 | |
| 啦```啦``` | |
| 所以我见了就想发笑,你真让我爽呆, | |
| 你什么也都不是,你真让我发笑, | |
| 你是奇门盾甲,我一猜一个准, | |
| 你是旁门左道, | |
| 你真让我忍俊,你真让我发笑 |
| wo jian ni jiu xiang fa xiao, ni zhen rang wo shuang dai, | |
| yin wei ni wo bo guang ye quan bu yi yang, ni zhen rang wo fa xiao, | |
| wo cong zuo men jin ru, cong you men chu lai, | |
| zou dao li bian fan kai le suo you de kou dai, | |
| wo cong nan men jin ru, cong bei men chu lai, | |
| zou dao li bian fan kan le suo you de jiao luo, | |
| ke wo shen me chu mo jian zhe, shen me ye mei wen zhe, | |
| ke wo shen me ye mei lao dao, ke wo shen me ye mei jian dao, | |
| wo xiang kan kan dui fang de ying zi, dao di you duo zhang, | |
| wo xiang jian shi dui fang de xian jing, dao di you duo shen, | |
| wo xiang kan kan dui fang de liu shui, dao di you duo yuan, | |
| wo xiang ti hui dui fang de zui yi, dao di you duo shen, | |
| ni xiang yi zhi hu li, yang qi le wei ba, | |
| lou chu le pi gu, qian tui cha xiang hou tui, hou tui cha xiang qian tui | |
| pin ming de tiao pin ming de tiao | |
| la la | |
| suo yi wo jian le jiu xiang fa xiao, ni zhen rang wo shuang dai, | |
| ni shen me ye dou bu shi, ni zhen rang wo fa xiao, | |
| ni shi qi men dun jia, wo yi cai yi ge zhun, | |
| ni shi pang men zuo dao, | |
| ni zhen rang wo ren jun, ni zhen rang wo fa xiao |
| wǒ jiàn nǐ jiù xiǎng fā xiào, nǐ zhēn ràng wǒ shuǎng dāi, | |
| yīn wèi nǐ wǒ bō guāng yě quán bù yí yàng, nǐ zhēn ràng wǒ fā xiào, | |
| wǒ cóng zuǒ mén jìn rù, cóng yòu mén chū lái, | |
| zǒu dào lǐ biān fān kāi le suǒ yǒu de kǒu dài, | |
| wǒ cóng nán mén jìn rù, cóng běi mén chū lái, | |
| zǒu dào lǐ biān fān kàn le suǒ yǒu de jiǎo luò, | |
| kě wǒ shén me chū mò jiàn zhe, shén me yě méi wén zhe, | |
| kě wǒ shén me yě méi lāo dào, kě wǒ shén me yě méi jiǎn dào, | |
| wǒ xiǎng kàn kàn duì fāng de yǐng zi, dào dǐ yǒu duō zhǎng, | |
| wǒ xiǎng jiàn shì duì fāng de xiàn jǐng, dào dǐ yǒu duō shēn, | |
| wǒ xiǎng kàn kàn duì fāng de liú shuǐ, dào dǐ yǒu duō yuǎn, | |
| wǒ xiǎng tǐ huì duì fāng de zuì yì, dào dǐ yǒu duō shēn, | |
| nǐ xiàng yì zhī hú lí, yáng qǐ le wěi bā, | |
| lòu chū le pì gǔ, qián tuǐ chā xiàng hòu tuì, hòu tuì chā xiàng qián tuǐ | |
| pīn mìng de tiào pīn mìng de tiào | |
| la la | |
| suǒ yǐ wǒ jiàn le jiù xiǎng fā xiào, nǐ zhēn ràng wǒ shuǎng dāi, | |
| nǐ shén me yě dōu bú shì, nǐ zhēn ràng wǒ fā xiào, | |
| nǐ shì qí mén dùn jiǎ, wǒ yī cāi yí gè zhǔn, | |
| nǐ shì páng mén zuǒ dào, | |
| nǐ zhēn ràng wǒ rěn jùn, nǐ zhēn ràng wǒ fā xiào |