| [00:20.650] | 呀，呀 |
| [00:21.0] | 今天晚上我很兴奋 |
| [00:23.0] | 因为我要和一个女网友约会 |
| [00:26.140] | 我们已经在网上认识三天了 |
| [00:28.230] | 今天她终于答应了我见面的要求 |
| [00:32.490] | 在路上我的心里还是有些不安 |
| [00:34.850] | 她要是恐龙我应该怎么办？！ |
| [00:37.640] | 8点我来到约定的麦当劳 |
| [00:39.670] | 找了一个空的位子坐了下来 |
| [00:42.250] | 是不是我的表慢了(我问我自己) |
| [00:45.750] | 怎么还是没看到那个红衣少女 |
| [00:48.0] | 这时我觉得有一双眼睛在盯着我 |
| [00:50.200] | 并伴随着一声娇滴滴的声音 |
| [00:53.200] | “是你吗 对不起 我来晚啦” |
| [01:04.180] | 我回头一看(呦喝)果然是个恐龙 |
| [01:06.450] | 朋友告诉我网上无美女我还不信 |
| [01:09.140] | 今天果然让我碰上了一个 |
| [01:14.530] | 她还不是一般的难看 |
| [01:17.670] | 光是那个脑袋就没法让人恭维 |
| [01:20.330] | 你们见没见过像砖头一样的方块头呀 |
| [01:22.670] | 今儿个就让哥们儿 我碰见了 |
| [01:25.460] | 她的脑袋就像熨斗熨过一样 |
| [01:28.800] | 一张脸平平的要不是刚才跟我说了句话 |
| [01:30.740] | 我还以为她是用后脑勺对着我哪! |
| [01:35.780] | 这时候我决定我要快点离开 |
| [01:38.509] | 对不起小姐你好象认错人了吧 |
| [01:42.100] | 我的朋友还没来要不你先坐一会儿 |
| [01:44.289] | 她好象没有看出什么破绽 |
| [01:46.440] | 坐了一会，叹了口气就起身走了 |
| [01:49.380] | 她好象没有看出什么破绽 |
| [01:51.670] | 坐了一会,叹了口气就起身走了 |
| [01:55.180] | 呀，呀，呀…… |
| [01:58.190] | “不是我 不是我 你认错人了吧” |
| [02:05.100] | 我说“不是我 不是我 你认错人了吧” |
| [02:08.410] | 什么网络爱情 都是骗人的东西 |
| [02:10.410] | 第一次亲密接触就这么倒霉 |
| [02:12.950] | 原来网上美女是天方夜谭 |
| [02:15.570] | 早知道我就不会在这浪费时间了 |
| [02:18.400] | 我并不是对丑女孩有什么偏见！ |
| [02:21.600] | 可的确那张板儿砖脸无法让人接受 |
| [02:23.630] | 她本人跟她自己描述的实在相差太远 |
| [02:26.240] | 我宁愿自己一辈子我也不会要她嘎！ |
| [02:29.200] | 我的朋友都对我的经历表示怀疑 |
| [02:31.579] | 说“世上哪里会有那么丑的女孩 |
| [02:34.380] | 你一定是编故事逗我们开心呢 |
| [02:37.280] | 你要是让我们相信除非让我们亲眼看见！” |
| [02:40.300] | 板儿砖脸的经历我想想就后怕 |
| [02:42.329] | 我哪里还敢再让你们再看见？！ |
| [02:45.570] | 你们要是不信我的话就算了 |
| [02:48.250] | 省得天天又拿我的事来开心 |
| [02:50.630] | 这就是我的网上第一次亲密接触 |
| [02:53.540] | 也就是我在网上最后的一次 |
| [02:55.810] | 网上的美女只能是天方夜谭 |
| [02:58.520] | 你们要是不信 自己也来试试看啦! |
| [03:01.190] | “是你吗 对不起 我来晚啦” |
| [03:11.820] | “不是我 不是我 你认错人了吧” |
| [03:22.190] | 我并不是对丑女孩有什么偏见 |
| [03:25.200] | 可的确那张板儿砖脸让人无法接受 |
| [03:28.600] | 她本人和她描述的实在相差太远 |
| [03:30.700] | 我宁愿自己一辈子也不会要她的（crazy) |
| [03:32.730] | 这就是我的网上第一次亲密接触 |
| [03:36.120] | 也就是我在网上最后的一次 |
| [03:38.780] | 网上的美女只能是天方夜谭 |
| [03:40.920] | 你们要是不信 自己也来试试看啦! |
| [03:44.290] | 桂花像太阳，我是你说影长…… |
| [03:50.500] | girls，girls，sgirls，girls…… |
| [03:54.390] | 本故事是本人亲身经历 |
| [03:57.500] | 并无虚假和影射 |
| [04:01.430] | 如有雷同，纯属巧合 |
| [00:20.650] | ya, ya |
| [00:21.0] | jin tian wan shang wo hen xing fen |
| [00:23.0] | yin wei wo yao he yi ge nv wang you yue hui |
| [00:26.140] | wo men yi jing zai wang shang ren shi san tian le |
| [00:28.230] | jin tian ta zhong yu da ying le wo jian mian di yao qiu |
| [00:32.490] | zai lu shang wo de xin li hai shi you xie bu an |
| [00:34.850] | ta yao shi kong long wo ying gai zen me ban?! |
| [00:37.640] | 8 dian wo lai dao yue ding de mai dang lao |
| [00:39.670] | zhao le yi ge kong de wei zi zuo le xia lai |
| [00:42.250] | shi bu shi wo de biao man le wo wen wo zi ji |
| [00:45.750] | zen me hai shi mei kan dao na ge hong yi shao nv |
| [00:48.0] | zhe shi wo jue de you yi shuang yan jing zai ding zhe wo |
| [00:50.200] | bing ban sui zhe yi sheng jiao di di de sheng yin |
| [00:53.200] | " shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la" |
| [01:04.180] | wo hui tou yi kan you he guo ran shi ge kong long |
| [01:06.450] | peng you gao su wo wang shang wu mei nv wo hai bu xin |
| [01:09.140] | jin tian guo ran rang wo peng shang le yi ge |
| [01:14.530] | ta hai bu shi yi ban de nan kan |
| [01:17.670] | guang shi na ge nao dai jiu mei fa rang ren gong wei |
| [01:20.330] | ni men jian mei jian guo xiang zhuan tou yi yang de fang kuai tou ya |
| [01:22.670] | jin er ge jiu rang ge men r wo peng jian le |
| [01:25.460] | ta de nao dai jiu xiang yun dou yun guo yi yang |
| [01:28.800] | yi zhang lian ping ping de yao bu shi gang cai gen wo shuo le ju hua |
| [01:30.740] | wo hai yi wei ta shi yong hou nao shao dui zhe wo na! |
| [01:35.780] | zhe shi hou wo jue ding wo yao kuai dian li kai |
| [01:38.509] | dui bu qi xiao jie ni hao xiang ren cuo ren le ba |
| [01:42.100] | wo de peng you hai mei lai yao bu ni xian zuo yi hui er |
| [01:44.289] | ta hao xiang mei you kan chu shen me po zhan |
| [01:46.440] | zuo le yi hui, tan le kou qi jiu qi shen zou le |
| [01:49.380] | ta hao xiang mei you kan chu shen me po zhan |
| [01:51.670] | zuo le yi hui, tan le kou qi jiu qi shen zou le |
| [01:55.180] | ya, ya, ya |
| [01:58.190] | " bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba" |
| [02:05.100] | wo shuo" bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba" |
| [02:08.410] | shen me wang luo ai qing dou shi pian ren de dong xi |
| [02:10.410] | di yi ci qin mi jie chu jiu zhe me dao mei |
| [02:12.950] | yuan lai wang shang mei nv shi tian fang ye tan |
| [02:15.570] | zao zhi dao wo jiu bu hui zai zhe lang fei shi jian le |
| [02:18.400] | wo bing bu shi dui chou nv hai you shen me pian jian! |
| [02:21.600] | ke di que na zhang ban er zhuan lian wu fa rang ren jie shou |
| [02:23.630] | ta ben ren gen ta zi ji miao shu de shi zai xiang cha tai yuan |
| [02:26.240] | wo ning yuan zi ji yi bei zi wo ye bu hui yao ta ga! |
| [02:29.200] | wo de peng you dou dui wo de jing li biao shi huai yi |
| [02:31.579] | shuo" shi shang na li hui you na me chou de nv hai |
| [02:34.380] | ni yi ding shi bian gu shi dou wo men kai xin ne |
| [02:37.280] | ni yao shi rang wo men xiang xin chu fei rang wo men qin yan kan jian!" |
| [02:40.300] | ban er zhuan lian de jing li wo xiang xiang jiu hou pa |
| [02:42.329] | wo na li hai gan zai rang ni men zai kan jian?! |
| [02:45.570] | ni men yao shi bu xin wo de hua jiu suan le |
| [02:48.250] | sheng de tian tian you na wo de shi lai kai xin |
| [02:50.630] | zhe jiu shi wo de wang shang di yi ci qin mi jie chu |
| [02:53.540] | ye jiu shi wo zai wang shang zui hou de yi ci |
| [02:55.810] | wang shang de mei nv zhi neng shi tian fang ye tan |
| [02:58.520] | ni men yao shi bu xin zi ji ye lai shi shi kan la! |
| [03:01.190] | " shi ni ma dui bu qi wo lai wan la" |
| [03:11.820] | " bu shi wo bu shi wo ni ren cuo ren le ba" |
| [03:22.190] | wo bing bu shi dui chou nv hai you shen me pian jian |
| [03:25.200] | ke di que na zhang ban er zhuan lian rang ren wu fa jie shou |
| [03:28.600] | ta ben ren he ta miao shu de shi zai xiang cha tai yuan |
| [03:30.700] | wo ning yuan zi ji yi bei zi ye bu hui yao ta de crazy |
| [03:32.730] | zhe jiu shi wo de wang shang di yi ci qin mi jie chu |
| [03:36.120] | ye jiu shi wo zai wang shang zui hou de yi ci |
| [03:38.780] | wang shang de mei nv zhi neng shi tian fang ye tan |
| [03:40.920] | ni men yao shi bu xin zi ji ye lai shi shi kan la! |
| [03:44.290] | gui hua xiang tai yang, wo shi ni shuo ying zhang |
| [03:50.500] | girls, girls, sgirls, girls |
| [03:54.390] | ben gu shi shi ben ren qin shen jing li |
| [03:57.500] | bing wu xu jia he ying she |
| [04:01.430] | ru you lei tong, chun shu qiao he |
| [00:20.650] | ya, ya |
| [00:21.0] | jīn tiān wǎn shàng wǒ hěn xīng fèn |
| [00:23.0] | yīn wèi wǒ yào hé yí gè nǚ wǎng yǒu yuē huì |
| [00:26.140] | wǒ men yǐ jīng zài wǎng shàng rèn shi sān tiān le |
| [00:28.230] | jīn tiān tā zhōng yú dā yìng le wǒ jiàn miàn dí yāo qiú |
| [00:32.490] | zài lù shàng wǒ de xīn lǐ hái shì yǒu xiē bù ān |
| [00:34.850] | tā yào shì kǒng lóng wǒ yīng gāi zěn me bàn?! |
| [00:37.640] | 8 diǎn wǒ lái dào yuē dìng de mài dāng láo |
| [00:39.670] | zhǎo le yí gè kōng de wèi zi zuò le xià lái |
| [00:42.250] | shì bú shì wǒ de biǎo màn le wǒ wèn wǒ zì jǐ |
| [00:45.750] | zěn me hái shì méi kàn dào nà gè hóng yī shào nǚ |
| [00:48.0] | zhè shí wǒ jué de yǒu yī shuāng yǎn jīng zài dīng zhe wǒ |
| [00:50.200] | bìng bàn suí zhe yī shēng jiāo dī dī de shēng yīn |
| [00:53.200] | " shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la" |
| [01:04.180] | wǒ huí tóu yī kàn yōu hē guǒ rán shì gè kǒng lóng |
| [01:06.450] | péng yǒu gào sù wǒ wǎng shàng wú měi nǚ wǒ hái bù xìn |
| [01:09.140] | jīn tiān guǒ rán ràng wǒ pèng shàng le yí gè |
| [01:14.530] | tā hái bú shì yì bān de nán kàn |
| [01:17.670] | guāng shì nà gè nǎo dài jiù méi fǎ ràng rén gōng wéi |
| [01:20.330] | nǐ men jiàn méi jiàn guò xiàng zhuān tóu yí yàng de fāng kuài tóu ya |
| [01:22.670] | jīn ér gè jiù ràng gē men r wǒ pèng jiàn le |
| [01:25.460] | tā de nǎo dài jiù xiàng yùn dǒu yùn guò yí yàng |
| [01:28.800] | yī zhāng liǎn píng píng de yào bú shì gāng cái gēn wǒ shuō le jù huà |
| [01:30.740] | wǒ hái yǐ wéi tā shì yòng hòu nǎo sháo duì zhe wǒ nǎ! |
| [01:35.780] | zhè shí hòu wǒ jué dìng wǒ yào kuài diǎn lí kāi |
| [01:38.509] | duì bù qǐ xiǎo jiě nǐ hǎo xiàng rèn cuò rén le ba |
| [01:42.100] | wǒ de péng yǒu hái méi lái yào bù nǐ xiān zuò yī huì ér |
| [01:44.289] | tā hǎo xiàng méi yǒu kàn chū shén me pò zhàn |
| [01:46.440] | zuò le yī huì, tàn le kǒu qì jiù qǐ shēn zǒu le |
| [01:49.380] | tā hǎo xiàng méi yǒu kàn chū shén me pò zhàn |
| [01:51.670] | zuò le yī huì, tàn le kǒu qì jiù qǐ shēn zǒu le |
| [01:55.180] | ya, ya, ya |
| [01:58.190] | " bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba" |
| [02:05.100] | wǒ shuō" bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba" |
| [02:08.410] | shén me wǎng luò ài qíng dōu shì piàn rén de dōng xī |
| [02:10.410] | dì yī cì qīn mì jiē chù jiù zhè me dǎo méi |
| [02:12.950] | yuán lái wǎng shàng měi nǚ shì tiān fāng yè tán |
| [02:15.570] | zǎo zhī dao wǒ jiù bú huì zài zhè làng fèi shí jiān le |
| [02:18.400] | wǒ bìng bú shì duì chǒu nǚ hái yǒu shén me piān jiàn! |
| [02:21.600] | kě dí què nà zhāng bǎn ér zhuān liǎn wú fǎ ràng rén jiē shòu |
| [02:23.630] | tā běn rén gēn tā zì jǐ miáo shù de shí zài xiāng chà tài yuǎn |
| [02:26.240] | wǒ nìng yuàn zì jǐ yī bèi zi wǒ yě bú huì yào tā gā! |
| [02:29.200] | wǒ de péng yǒu dōu duì wǒ de jīng lì biǎo shì huái yí |
| [02:31.579] | shuō" shì shàng nǎ lǐ huì yǒu nà me chǒu de nǚ hái |
| [02:34.380] | nǐ yí dìng shì biān gù shì dòu wǒ men kāi xīn ne |
| [02:37.280] | nǐ yào shì ràng wǒ men xiāng xìn chú fēi ràng wǒ men qīn yǎn kàn jiàn!" |
| [02:40.300] | bǎn ér zhuān liǎn de jīng lì wǒ xiǎng xiǎng jiù hòu pà |
| [02:42.329] | wǒ nǎ lǐ hái gǎn zài ràng nǐ men zài kàn jiàn?! |
| [02:45.570] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn wǒ de huà jiù suàn le |
| [02:48.250] | shěng de tiān tiān yòu ná wǒ de shì lái kāi xīn |
| [02:50.630] | zhè jiù shì wǒ de wǎng shàng dì yī cì qīn mì jiē chù |
| [02:53.540] | yě jiù shì wǒ zài wǎng shàng zuì hòu de yī cì |
| [02:55.810] | wǎng shàng de měi nǚ zhǐ néng shì tiān fāng yè tán |
| [02:58.520] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn zì jǐ yě lái shì shì kàn la! |
| [03:01.190] | " shì nǐ ma duì bù qǐ wǒ lái wǎn la" |
| [03:11.820] | " bú shì wǒ bú shì wǒ nǐ rèn cuò rén le ba" |
| [03:22.190] | wǒ bìng bú shì duì chǒu nǚ hái yǒu shén me piān jiàn |
| [03:25.200] | kě dí què nà zhāng bǎn ér zhuān liǎn ràng rén wú fǎ jiē shòu |
| [03:28.600] | tā běn rén hé tā miáo shù de shí zài xiāng chà tài yuǎn |
| [03:30.700] | wǒ nìng yuàn zì jǐ yī bèi zi yě bú huì yào tā de crazy |
| [03:32.730] | zhè jiù shì wǒ de wǎng shàng dì yī cì qīn mì jiē chù |
| [03:36.120] | yě jiù shì wǒ zài wǎng shàng zuì hòu de yī cì |
| [03:38.780] | wǎng shàng de měi nǚ zhǐ néng shì tiān fāng yè tán |
| [03:40.920] | nǐ men yào shì bù xìn zì jǐ yě lái shì shì kàn la! |
| [03:44.290] | guì huā xiàng tài yáng, wǒ shì nǐ shuō yǐng zhǎng |
| [03:50.500] | girls, girls, sgirls, girls |
| [03:54.390] | běn gù shì shì běn rén qīn shēn jīng lì |
| [03:57.500] | bìng wú xū jiǎ hé yǐng shè |
| [04:01.430] | rú yǒu léi tóng, chún shǔ qiǎo hé |
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