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| [00:00.980] | 作词 : 无 |
| [00:02.940] | 是的！你没看错，我就是一名铲屎官呢 |
| [00:05.442] | 自从它们诞生已经花了好几万呢 |
| [00:08.190] | 那些昂贵的主粮怎么从不打折 |
| [00:10.691] | 新买的猫砂莫名其妙就用完了 |
| [00:13.190] | 磨牙怎么办 玩具不停换 零食吃不断 |
| [00:16.440] | 工资开始减半 计算 |
| [00:18.190] | 为了它我开始吃土 它却吃饱了又吐 |
| [00:20.691] | 我的养宠之路，开始穷途末路 |
| [00:23.443] | 天无绝人之路卡比我的救世主 |
| [00:25.940] | 双十一是真的打折不玩套路 |
| [00:28.692] | 给你真的省钱就是不玩套路 |
| [00:30.690] | 我走过最长的路一定不是你的套路 |
| [00:34.691] | 前100名半价不玩套路 |
| [00:36.193] | 抽奖拿全年狗粮粮票不玩套路 |
| [00:38.940] | 整点秒杀免单我们不玩套路 |
| [00:41.440] | 我为了介绍这些活动！已经使出浑身解数 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:00.980] | zuo ci : wu |
| [00:02.940] | shi de! ni mei kan cuo, wo jiu shi yi ming chan shi guan ne |
| [00:05.442] | zi cong ta men dan sheng yi jing hua le hao ji wan ne |
| [00:08.190] | nei xie ang gui de zhu liang zen me cong bu da she |
| [00:10.691] | xin mai de mao sha mo ming qi miao jiu yong wan le |
| [00:13.190] | mo ya zen me ban wan ju bu ting huan ling shi chi bu duan |
| [00:16.440] | gong zi kai shi jian ban ji suan |
| [00:18.190] | wei le ta wo kai shi chi tu ta que chi bao le you tu |
| [00:20.691] | wo de yang chong zhi lu, kai shi qiong tu mo lu |
| [00:23.443] | tian wu jue ren zhi lu qia bi wo de jiu shi zhu |
| [00:25.940] | shuang shi yi shi zhen de da she bu wan tao lu |
| [00:28.692] | gei ni zhen de sheng qian jiu shi bu wan tao lu |
| [00:30.690] | wo zou guo zui zhang de lu yi ding bu shi ni de tao lu |
| [00:34.691] | qian 100 ming ban jia bu wan tao lu |
| [00:36.193] | chou jiang na quan nian gou liang liang piao bu wan tao lu |
| [00:38.940] | zheng dian miao sha mian dan wo men bu wan tao lu |
| [00:41.440] | wo wei le jie shao zhei xie huo dong! yi jing shi chu hun shen xie shu |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:00.980] | zuò cí : wú |
| [00:02.940] | shì de! nǐ méi kàn cuò, wǒ jiù shì yī míng chǎn shǐ guān ne |
| [00:05.442] | zì cóng tā men dàn shēng yǐ jīng huā le hǎo jǐ wàn ne |
| [00:08.190] | nèi xiē áng guì de zhǔ liáng zěn me cóng bù dǎ shé |
| [00:10.691] | xīn mǎi de māo shā mò míng qí miào jiù yòng wán le |
| [00:13.190] | mó yá zěn me bàn wán jù bù tíng huàn líng shí chī bù duàn |
| [00:16.440] | gōng zī kāi shǐ jiǎn bàn jì suàn |
| [00:18.190] | wèi le tā wǒ kāi shǐ chī tǔ tā què chī bǎo le yòu tǔ |
| [00:20.691] | wǒ de yǎng chǒng zhī lù, kāi shǐ qióng tú mò lù |
| [00:23.443] | tiān wú jué rén zhī lù qiǎ bǐ wǒ de jiù shì zhǔ |
| [00:25.940] | shuāng shí yī shì zhēn de dǎ shé bù wán tào lù |
| [00:28.692] | gěi nǐ zhēn de shěng qián jiù shì bù wán tào lù |
| [00:30.690] | wǒ zǒu guò zuì zhǎng de lù yí dìng bú shì nǐ de tào lù |
| [00:34.691] | qián 100 míng bàn jià bù wán tào lù |
| [00:36.193] | chōu jiǎng ná quán nián gǒu liáng liáng piào bù wán tào lù |
| [00:38.940] | zhěng diǎn miǎo shā miǎn dān wǒ men bù wán tào lù |
| [00:41.440] | wǒ wèi le jiè shào zhèi xiē huó dòng! yǐ jīng shǐ chū hún shēn xiè shù |
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