| 李成杰今年六十二 | |
| 退休在家闲的没事儿 | |
| 他不爱养花养狗 也不爱邻居串门儿 | |
| 自己觉得不中用了 活的像个累赘 | |
| 老婆子瞅着心疼 别提是啥滋味 | |
| 把儿女们召回家 咱共同商量个事儿 | |
| 你爸他干了一辈子活儿 也攒了一身劲儿 | |
| 再这样下去 憋着憋着 就憋隔儿屁了 嘿 | |
| 儿女们孝顺是出了名 大娘的心安慰 | |
| 说只要是老的开心 我们小的是啥问题都没 | |
| 该出钱我们出钱 该用人咱托人 | |
| 可是问题有一点 您身体是第一位 | |
| 不多日这李成杰就开了个小报亭 | |
| 坐落在健翔桥边再往北行 | |
| 生意是不好也不坏 忙里透着自在 | |
| 老婆子是一日三餐从家往这里带 | |
| 儿女们时常在电话里把这个那个交待 | |
| 说爸咱不图挣钱 只要您心欢快 | |
| 李成杰心里美 越活越有味儿 | |
| 他没事儿也看看报纸 他也关心国家的事儿 | |
| 这天刚吃过午饭 他又端起报纸来看 | |
| 有一伙政府官员 他就来到了报亭前 | |
| 说2008奥运会就在咱北京来办 | |
| 这里要建设鸟巢 你的报亭要拆迁 | |
| 李成杰感觉就像天上撂炸弹 | |
| 他脑袋一晕 头一晃 他白眼珠子就翻 | |
| 说奥运会这事儿我知道啊 | |
| 我孙子还报名当志愿呢 | |
| 可你建什么鸟巢 你捣的是什么乱 | |
| 难道外国人的鸟 也来咱北京转 | |
| 他们是舒服了 你就不让我吃饭 | |
| 这伙儿官员 他捂着嘴就笑 | |
| 说老同志还亏了你天天把报纸看 | |
| 他名字叫鸟巢 其实是体育馆 | |
| 里面装的是 观众和运动员 | |
| 李成杰羞红了脸 嘴上却不服软 | |
| 说你建什么我不管 大不了我不干 | |
| 到2009年 这奥运比赛完 | |
| 你鸟巢要不拆迁 我可死给你们看......................... |
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| dao 2009 nian zhe ao yun bi sai wan | |
| ni niao chao yao bu chai qian wo ke si gei ni men kan......................... |
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| shuō ào yùn huì zhè shì ér wǒ zhī dào a | |
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| kě nǐ jiàn shén me niǎo cháo nǐ dǎo de shì shén me luàn | |
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| dào 2009 nián zhè ào yùn bǐ sài wán | |
| nǐ niǎo cháo yào bù chāi qiān wǒ kě sǐ gěi nǐ men kàn......................... |
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