The Laughing Policeman Lyrics

Song	The Laughing Policeman
Artist	Charles Penrose
Album	Vintage Children's Favorites (1926 - 1950)
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[00:08.43]	i know a fat old policeman
[00:10.15]	he's always on our street
[00:12.05]	a fat and jolly red faced man
[00:14.19]	he really is a treat
[00:16.03]	he's to kind for a policeman
[00:17.91]	he's never known to frown
[00:19.83]	and everybody says he's the happyist man in town
[00:23.32]	(laughing) （
[00:39.30]
[00:47.11]	the laughs apon duty
[00:48.70]	he laughs apon his beat
[00:50.76]	he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street
[00:54.36]	he never can stop laughing
[00:56.54]	he says he has not tried
[00:58.32]	and once he did arrest a man
[01:00.66]	and laughed untill he cried
[01:02.69]	(laughing)（
[01:18.31]
[01:25.92]	his jolly face is wrinkeled
[01:27.80]	and then he shut his eyes
[01:29.70]	he opened his great mouth
[01:31.64]	is was a wanderus site
[01:33.76]	he said i must arrest you
[01:35.46]	he dint know what for
[01:37.57]	and then he started laughing
[01:39.49]	until he cracked his jaw
[01:41.73]	(laughing)（
[01:58.03]
[02:05.69]	so if you chance to meet him
[02:07.22]	when walking round the town
[02:09.15]	just shake him by his fat old hand
[02:11.47]	and give him half a crown
[02:13.28]	his eyes will beam and sparkel
[02:15.33]	he will gurgle with delight
[02:17.09]	and then you will start him laughing
[02:19.39]	with all his blessed might
[02:21.34]	(laughing)（

[00:08.43]	i know a fat old policeman
[00:10.15]	he' s always on our street
[00:12.05]	a fat and jolly red faced man
[00:14.19]	he really is a treat
[00:16.03]	he' s to kind for a policeman
[00:17.91]	he' s never known to frown
[00:19.83]	and everybody says he' s the happyist man in town
[00:23.32]	laughing
[00:39.30]
[00:47.11]	the laughs apon duty
[00:48.70]	he laughs apon his beat
[00:50.76]	he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street
[00:54.36]	he never can stop laughing
[00:56.54]	he says he has not tried
[00:58.32]	and once he did arrest a man
[01:00.66]	and laughed untill he cried
[01:02.69]	laughing
[01:18.31]
[01:25.92]	his jolly face is wrinkeled
[01:27.80]	and then he shut his eyes
[01:29.70]	he opened his great mouth
[01:31.64]	is was a wanderus site
[01:33.76]	he said i must arrest you
[01:35.46]	he dint know what for
[01:37.57]	and then he started laughing
[01:39.49]	until he cracked his jaw
[01:41.73]	laughing
[01:58.03]
[02:05.69]	so if you chance to meet him
[02:07.22]	when walking round the town
[02:09.15]	just shake him by his fat old hand
[02:11.47]	and give him half a crown
[02:13.28]	his eyes will beam and sparkel
[02:15.33]	he will gurgle with delight
[02:17.09]	and then you will start him laughing
[02:19.39]	with all his blessed might
[02:21.34]	laughing

[00:08.43]	i know a fat old policeman
[00:10.15]	he' s always on our street
[00:12.05]	a fat and jolly red faced man
[00:14.19]	he really is a treat
[00:16.03]	he' s to kind for a policeman
[00:17.91]	he' s never known to frown
[00:19.83]	and everybody says he' s the happyist man in town
[00:23.32]	laughing
[00:39.30]
[00:47.11]	the laughs apon duty
[00:48.70]	he laughs apon his beat
[00:50.76]	he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street
[00:54.36]	he never can stop laughing
[00:56.54]	he says he has not tried
[00:58.32]	and once he did arrest a man
[01:00.66]	and laughed untill he cried
[01:02.69]	laughing
[01:18.31]
[01:25.92]	his jolly face is wrinkeled
[01:27.80]	and then he shut his eyes
[01:29.70]	he opened his great mouth
[01:31.64]	is was a wanderus site
[01:33.76]	he said i must arrest you
[01:35.46]	he dint know what for
[01:37.57]	and then he started laughing
[01:39.49]	until he cracked his jaw
[01:41.73]	laughing
[01:58.03]
[02:05.69]	so if you chance to meet him
[02:07.22]	when walking round the town
[02:09.15]	just shake him by his fat old hand
[02:11.47]	and give him half a crown
[02:13.28]	his eyes will beam and sparkel
[02:15.33]	he will gurgle with delight
[02:17.09]	and then you will start him laughing
[02:19.39]	with all his blessed might
[02:21.34]	laughing

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