Calling It Quits Lyrics
| Song | Calling It Quits |
| Artist | Aimee Mann |
| Album | OH! From the Girls |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| He's a serious mister | |
| Shake his hand and he'll twist your arm. | |
| With Monopoly money | |
| We'll be buying the funny farm. | |
| So I'll do flips, and get paid in chips | |
| From a diamond as big as the Ritz-- | |
| Then I'm calling it quits. | |
| (Calling it quits) | |
| Eyes the color of candy, | |
| Lies to cover the handicap. | |
| Though your slippers are ruby, | |
| You'll be led to the booby trap. | |
| And there's no prize, | |
| Just a smaller size, | |
| So I'm wearing the shoe 'til it fits, | |
| Then I'm calling it quits. | |
| Yes, I'm calling it quits. | |
| Yes, I'm calling it quits. | |
| Now he's numbering himself among the masterminds | |
| (Calling it quits) | |
| 'Cause he's hit upon the leverage of valentines. | |
| (Calling it quits) | |
| Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines | |
| ...Where get-tough girls turn into gold mines. | |
| All those Polaroid babies, | |
| Taking chances with rabies, | |
| Happy to tear me to bits-- | |
| Well, I'm calling it quits. | |
| Yes I'm calling it quits. | |
| Yes I'm calling it quits. | |
| Yes I'm calling it quits. | |
| Yes I'm calling it... |
| He' s a serious mister | |
| Shake his hand and he' ll twist your arm. | |
| With Monopoly money | |
| We' ll be buying the funny farm. | |
| So I' ll do flips, and get paid in chips | |
| From a diamond as big as the Ritz | |
| Then I' m calling it quits. | |
| Calling it quits | |
| Eyes the color of candy, | |
| Lies to cover the handicap. | |
| Though your slippers are ruby, | |
| You' ll be led to the booby trap. | |
| And there' s no prize, | |
| Just a smaller size, | |
| So I' m wearing the shoe ' til it fits, | |
| Then I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes, I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes, I' m calling it quits. | |
| Now he' s numbering himself among the masterminds | |
| Calling it quits | |
| ' Cause he' s hit upon the leverage of valentines. | |
| Calling it quits | |
| Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines | |
| ... Where gettough girls turn into gold mines. | |
| All those Polaroid babies, | |
| Taking chances with rabies, | |
| Happy to tear me to bits | |
| Well, I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes I' m calling it... |
| He' s a serious mister | |
| Shake his hand and he' ll twist your arm. | |
| With Monopoly money | |
| We' ll be buying the funny farm. | |
| So I' ll do flips, and get paid in chips | |
| From a diamond as big as the Ritz | |
| Then I' m calling it quits. | |
| Calling it quits | |
| Eyes the color of candy, | |
| Lies to cover the handicap. | |
| Though your slippers are ruby, | |
| You' ll be led to the booby trap. | |
| And there' s no prize, | |
| Just a smaller size, | |
| So I' m wearing the shoe ' til it fits, | |
| Then I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes, I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes, I' m calling it quits. | |
| Now he' s numbering himself among the masterminds | |
| Calling it quits | |
| ' Cause he' s hit upon the leverage of valentines. | |
| Calling it quits | |
| Lifting dialogue from Judy Garland storylines | |
| ... Where gettough girls turn into gold mines. | |
| All those Polaroid babies, | |
| Taking chances with rabies, | |
| Happy to tear me to bits | |
| Well, I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes I' m calling it quits. | |
| Yes I' m calling it... |
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