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| [00:00.79] | There! Right There! |
| [00:02.35] | Look at that tan, that tinted skin. |
| [00:04.25] | Look at the killer shape he's in. |
| [00:05.86] | Look at that slightly stubbly chin. |
| [00:07.68] | Oh Please he's gay, totally gay. |
| [00:09.44] | I'm not about to celebrate. |
| [00:11.21] | Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate. |
| [00:15.40] | This guy's not gay, I say not gay. |
| [00:17.43] | That is the elephant in the room |
| [00:19.11] | Well is it relevant to assume |
| [00:20.60] | that a man who wears perfume |
| [00:22.42] | is automatically radically fey? |
| [00:24.59] | But look at his coiffed and crispy locks. |
| [00:26.60] | Look at his silk translucent socks. |
| [00:28.36] | There's the eternal paradox. |
| [00:30.30] | Look what we're seeing. |
| [00:31.30] | What are we seeing? |
| [00:32.57] | Is he gay? |
| [00:33.26] | Of course he's gay. |
| [00:34.27] | Or European? |
| [00:37.58] | ohhhhhh |
| [00:43.43] | Gay or European? |
| [00:46.12] | It's hard to guarantee |
| [00:48.42] | Is he gay or European? |
| [00:51.37] | Well, hey don't look at me. |
| [00:52.82] | You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. |
| [00:56.61] | They play peculiar sports. |
| [00:58.54] | In shiny shirts and tiny shorts. |
| [01:00.72] | Gay or foreign fella? |
| [01:02.59] | The answer could take weeks. |
| [01:04.08] | They will say things like "ciao bella" |
| [01:05.96] | while they kiss you on both cheeks. |
| [01:07.39] | Oh please. |
| [01:08.08] | Gay or European? |
| [01:09.82] | So many shades of gray. |
| [01:11.78] | Depending on the time of day, the French go either way. |
| [01:15.64] | Is he gay or European? |
| [01:16.88] | or |
| [01:17.83] | There! Right There! |
| [01:18.95] | Look at that condescending smirk. |
| [01:21.00] | Seen it on every guy at work. |
| [01:22.93] | That is a metro hetero jerk. |
| [01:25.04] | That guy's not gay, I say no way. |
| [01:26.68] | That is the elephant in the room. |
| [01:28.67] | Well is it relevant to presume |
| [01:30.22] | that a hottie in that costume |
| [01:32.01] | Is automatically-radically |
| [01:33.50] | Ironically chronically |
| [01:34.83] | Certainly pertinently |
| [01:35.82] | Genetically medically |
| [01:36.71] | GAY! |
| [01:37.16] | OFFICIALLY GAY |
| [01:37.91] | OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY |
| [01:40.39] | DAMNIT! |
| [01:41.20] | Gay or European? |
| [01:42.76] | So stylish and relaxed. |
| [01:44.50] | Is he gay or European? |
| [01:46.30] | I think his chest is waxed |
| [01:48.20] | But they bring their boys up different there. |
| [01:50.00] | It's culturally diverse. |
| [01:52.02] | It's not a fashion curse. |
| [01:53.60] | If he wears a kilt or bears a purse. |
| [01:55.54] | Gay or just exotic? |
| [01:57.31] | I still can't crack the code. |
| [01:58.93] | Yet his accent is hypnotic |
| [02:00.83] | but his shoes are pointy toed. |
| [02:02.20] | Huh. |
| [02:03.04] | Gay or European? |
| [02:04.41] | So many shades of gray. |
| [02:06.33] | But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday. |
| [02:10.07] | Is he gay or European? |
| [02:11.37] | gay or European? |
| [02:12.86] | Gay or Euro- |
| [02:14.00] | Wait a minute! |
| [02:15.07] | Give me a chance to crack this guy. |
| [02:16.46] | I have an idea I'd like to try. |
| [02:17.51] | The floor is yours. |
| [02:19.97] | So Mr. Argitacos... |
| [02:22.15] | This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for? |
| [02:25.20] | 2 years. |
| [02:26.13] | And your first name again is...? |
| [02:27.19] | Mikos. |
| [02:28.32] | And your boyfriend's name is...? |
| [02:29.10] | Carlos. |
| [02:30.66] | I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend. |
| [02:32.85] | I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend |
| [02:36.58] | You bastard! |
| [02:38.40] | You lying bastard! |
| [02:40.14] | That's it. |
| [02:40.84] | I no cover for you, no more! |
| [02:42.27] | Peoples |
| [02:44.01] | I have a big announcement. |
| [02:46.50] | This man is Gay and European! |
| [02:49.61] | and neither is his place. |
| [02:50.93] | You've got to stop your being |
| [02:52.49] | a completely closet case. |
| [02:54.50] | It's me,not her he's seeing. |
| [02:56.19] | No matter what he say |
| [02:57.95] | I swear he never ever ever swing the other way. |
| [03:01.57] | You are so gay. |
| [03:02.32] | You big parfait! |
| [03:03.25] | You flaming boy band cabaret. |
| [03:05.95] | I'm straight! |
| [03:06.76] | You were not yesterday. |
| [03:08.25] | So if I may, I'm proud to say, |
| [03:11.00] | He's gay! |
| [03:12.00] | And European! |
| [03:12.56] | He's gay! |
| [03:13.36] | And European! |
| [03:14.36] | He's gay! |
| [03:15.17] | And European and Gay! |
| [03:18.34] | Fine okay I'm gay! |
| [03:19.83] | Hooray! |
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