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BROOKE |
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(spoken) Hi, I'm Brooke Windham and welcome back |
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to the Windham Workout Disk 2 Challenge and our daily commitment to being |
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the best that we can be! |
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So grab your Cardio Whip 5000, |
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cause if you want to get ripped, you've gotta get whipped. |
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(sung) Do you want an easy miracle? |
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Do you want to lose a pound or two? |
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Then you can turn this off right now |
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My workout's not for you |
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I'm talking to the woman who wants it all |
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Gotta pay for what you get |
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Cause size 2 clothes don't come to those |
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Too lazy to sweat |
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I want you whipped into shape |
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When I say jump, say "How high?" |
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You'll know you're doing it right |
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When you start to cry |
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If you don't look like you should |
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You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good |
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I'm sorry, ladies, no escape |
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Til you're whipped into shape! |
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(spoken) Come on, Sabrina, you heifer! Work it out! |
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SABRINA |
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(spoken) I hate you, Brooke! And I love you for it! |
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Whipped into sh-- |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) Hey, why'd you pause it? |
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CALLAHAN |
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(spoken) We have a lot to cover. |
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(sung) Meet our brand new client, Brooke |
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You can laugh, but she's made tons |
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Off her DVDs and book |
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"Whip Your Way to Tighter Buns" |
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Happily married, so she swears |
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To her sixty-year-old stud |
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Til stepdaughter came downstairs |
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And found Brooke all covered in his blood |
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If Brooke took a plea |
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I'd have her out in 3 to 4 |
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But she claims she did not kill him |
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Did she? Let's watch some more |
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BROOKE |
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But it's more than just a workout |
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It's a defensive weapon too |
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Simply wrap it round your assailant's neck |
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And pull til he turns blue |
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You can also use the patented handle grip |
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To shatter your attacker's spine |
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And all for three small payments of |
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$19.99! |
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You'll have him whipped into shape |
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When you get grief from a guy |
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Just work him over with this |
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Til he starts to cry |
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If he don't act like he should |
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You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good |
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It gets you out of any scrape |
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It gets you whipped into shape |
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(spoken) Come on, people! |
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(sung) Whipped into shape! |
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(spoken) What does not kill us makes us hotter! |
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CALLAHAN |
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(spoken) Hands? Who thinks she's guilty? |
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(sung) Okay, now here is where you kids come in |
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Brooke has trouble trusting me |
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I'm her only chance to win |
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But I don't speak MTV |
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Though Brooke won't help her own defense |
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She may listen to her peers |
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Go and place a little sense |
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In the space between her ears |
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ELLE |
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(spoken) I'm a Delta N-- |
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CALLAHAN |
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(spoken) Not now. |
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(sung)I want her whipped into shape |
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If there's a brain in that hair |
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Tell it that I am the key |
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It's a plea or the chair |
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See when I talk to her I |
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Get neither plea nor plan nor alibi |
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To quote from our defendant's tape |
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I want her whipped into shape |
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(spoken) TO THE JAIL!!!! |
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BROOKE |
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(spoken) Ladies, |
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just because we're at Boston Women's Correctional Facility does not mean |
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we can't become the best that we can be! HERE WE GO! |
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Circle! Circle! Under! Over! Through! Around! Again! Good! |
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Circle! Circle! Under! Over! Through! |
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Around! All right, ladies, we can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat! |
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Left! Right! Left! Right! Good! |
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Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! |
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WORK IT OUT!!! |
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(sung) I want you whipped into shape |
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When I say jump, say "How high?" |
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You know you're doing it right |
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When you start to cry |
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If you don't look like you should |
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You've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good |
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Like prison, ladies, no escape |
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Til you're whipped into shape! |
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Whip it! Whip it! |
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Whipped into shape |
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Whip it! Whip it! |
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Swipe it! Swipe it! Swipe it through! Check it out! Double jump! |
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Swipe it! Swipe it! Swipe it through! Check it out! Double jump! |
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That's right! YOU'VE GOT IT!!! |
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Whip it! |
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Whip it! |
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Whip it! |
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Get whipped into shape!!! |
