| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 柴科夫斯基 |
| [00:01.000] | 作词 : 邓丹心颂今 |
| [00:03.600] | 在校园期末的刑场里 |
| [00:05.860] | 不及格死刑的学渣狗在汪汪叫 |
| [00:10.380] | 在汪汪叫 |
| [00:12.740] | 考前我熬夜刷了二十本的题 |
| [00:17.420] | 学霸小明在打游戏 |
| [00:20.000] | 看综艺 追番剧 |
| [00:22.580] | 在美妙疯狂的双十一 |
| [00:25.160] | 血条被清空的单身狗在汪汪叫 |
| [00:29.850] | 在汪汪叫 |
| [00:32.230] | 朋友圈晒着发誓脱单的决心 |
| [00:37.170] | 又默默下单抽纸巾 |
| [00:39.080] | 二十斤，用不停 |
| [00:41.690] | 三点的滴滴里 |
| [00:43.650] | 身体被掏空的加班狗在汪汪叫 |
| [00:48.880] | 在汪汪叫 |
| [00:50.960] | 老板嘴里说充实我的小钱包 |
| [00:55.580] | 其实只给我水桶腰 |
| [00:58.120] | 秃额脑，血三高 |
| [01:00.470] | 在逼仄狭小的租房里 |
| [01:02.930] | 顽强挣扎着的流浪狗在汪汪叫 |
| [01:07.650] | 在汪汪叫 |
| [01:10.130] | 工资追不上房租外卖的开销 |
| [01:14.890] | 在前面还有彩礼高 |
| [01:17.030] | 学费跑，房价飘 |
| [01:19.490] | 啊像条狗啊像条狗 |
| [01:22.130] | 人生难回头 |
| [01:24.600] | 啊像条狗啊像条狗 |
| [01:26.860] | 谁把我拯救 |
| [01:29.790] | （台词：1:52-2:10） |
| [01:30.100] | 魔性的画外音：狗生如此艰难，只有养另一条狗才能拯救你。 |
| [01:33.700] | 四狗合：去哪儿养？ |
| [01:35.040] | 魔性的画外音：呵！（魔性一笑）在明日之后的世界末日里~~ |
| [01:37.720] | 在明日之后的末日里 |
| [01:40.540] | 给狗狗取名叫作老板让它加班 |
| [01:45.520] | 听我使唤 |
| [01:47.940] | 在地上打滚卖萌撒欢 |
| [01:50.760] | 把狗狗取名叫小心肝共度今晚 |
| [01:55.630] | 把我温暖 |
| [01:58.050] | 不用想我妈和TA谁先救上岸 |
| [02:02.960] | 末世的陪伴骨头换 |
| [02:05.490] | 多划算，多圆满 |
| [02:07.850] | 在明日之后的末日里 |
| [02:10.220] | 我彻彻底底放飞自我狗到处遛 |
| [02:15.050] | 遛不到头 |
| [02:17.530] | 养一条狗养一条狗 |
| [02:20.020] | 在明日之后 |
| [02:22.550] | 夫复何求夫复何求 |
| [02:24.750] | 一狗解千愁 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : chai ke fu si ji |
| [00:01.000] | zuo ci : deng dan xin song jin |
| [00:03.600] | zai xiao yuan qi mo de xing chang li |
| [00:05.860] | bu ji ge si xing de xue zha gou zai wang wang jiao |
| [00:10.380] | zai wang wang jiao |
| [00:12.740] | kao qian wo ao ye shua le er shi ben de ti |
| [00:17.420] | xue ba xiao ming zai da you xi |
| [00:20.000] | kan zong yi zhui fan ju |
| [00:22.580] | zai mei miao feng kuang de shuang shi yi |
| [00:25.160] | xue tiao bei qing kong de dan shen gou zai wang wang jiao |
| [00:29.850] | zai wang wang jiao |
| [00:32.230] | peng you quan shai zhe fa shi tuo dan de jue xin |
| [00:37.170] | you mo mo xia dan chou zhi jin |
| [00:39.080] | er shi jin, yong bu ting |
| [00:41.690] | san dian de di di li |
| [00:43.650] | shen ti bei tao kong de jia ban gou zai wang wang jiao |
| [00:48.880] | zai wang wang jiao |
| [00:50.960] | lao ban zui li shuo chong shi wo de xiao qian bao |
| [00:55.580] | qi shi zhi gei wo shui tong yao |
| [00:58.120] | tu e nao, xue san gao |
| [01:00.470] | zai bi ze xia xiao de zu fang li |
| [01:02.930] | wan qiang zheng zha zhe de liu lang gou zai wang wang jiao |
| [01:07.650] | zai wang wang jiao |
| [01:10.130] | gong zi zhui bu shang fang zu wai mai de kai xiao |
| [01:14.890] | zai qian mian hai you cai li gao |
| [01:17.030] | xue fei pao, fang jia piao |
| [01:19.490] | a xiang tiao gou a xiang tiao gou |
| [01:22.130] | ren sheng nan hui tou |
| [01:24.600] | a xiang tiao gou a xiang tiao gou |
| [01:26.860] | shui ba wo zheng jiu |
| [01:29.790] | tai ci: 1: 522: 10 |
| [01:30.100] | mo xing de hua wai yin: gou sheng ru ci jian nan, zhi you yang ling yi tiao gou cai neng zheng jiu ni. |
| [01:33.700] | si gou he: qu na er yang? |
| [01:35.040] | mo xing de hua wai yin: a! mo xing yi xiao zai ming ri zhi hou de shi jie mo ri li |
| [01:37.720] | zai ming ri zhi hou de mo ri li |
| [01:40.540] | gei gou gou qu ming jiao zuo lao ban rang ta jia ban |
| [01:45.520] | ting wo shi huan |
| [01:47.940] | zai di shang da gun mai meng sa huan |
| [01:50.760] | ba gou gou qu ming jiao xiao xin gan gong du jin wan |
| [01:55.630] | ba wo wen nuan |
| [01:58.050] | bu yong xiang wo ma he TA shui xian jiu shang an |
| [02:02.960] | mo shi de pei ban gu tou huan |
| [02:05.490] | duo hua suan, duo yuan man |
| [02:07.850] | zai ming ri zhi hou de mo ri li |
| [02:10.220] | wo che che di di fang fei zi wo gou dao chu liu |
| [02:15.050] | liu bu dao tou |
| [02:17.530] | yang yi tiao gou yang yi tiao gou |
| [02:20.020] | zai ming ri zhi hou |
| [02:22.550] | fu fu he qiu fu fu he qiu |
| [02:24.750] | yi gou jie qian chou |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : chái kē fū sī jī |
| [00:01.000] | zuò cí : dèng dān xīn sòng jīn |
| [00:03.600] | zài xiào yuán qī mò de xíng chǎng lǐ |
| [00:05.860] | bù jí gé sǐ xíng de xué zhā gǒu zài wāng wāng jiào |
| [00:10.380] | zài wāng wāng jiào |
| [00:12.740] | kǎo qián wǒ áo yè shuā le èr shí běn de tí |
| [00:17.420] | xué bà xiǎo míng zài dǎ yóu xì |
| [00:20.000] | kàn zōng yì zhuī fān jù |
| [00:22.580] | zài měi miào fēng kuáng de shuāng shí yī |
| [00:25.160] | xuè tiáo bèi qīng kōng de dān shēn gǒu zài wāng wāng jiào |
| [00:29.850] | zài wāng wāng jiào |
| [00:32.230] | péng yǒu quān shài zhe fā shì tuō dān de jué xīn |
| [00:37.170] | yòu mò mò xià dān chōu zhǐ jīn |
| [00:39.080] | èr shí jīn, yòng bù tíng |
| [00:41.690] | sān diǎn de dī dī lǐ |
| [00:43.650] | shēn tǐ bèi tāo kōng de jiā bān gǒu zài wāng wāng jiào |
| [00:48.880] | zài wāng wāng jiào |
| [00:50.960] | lǎo bǎn zuǐ lǐ shuō chōng shí wǒ de xiǎo qián bāo |
| [00:55.580] | qí shí zhǐ gěi wǒ shuǐ tǒng yāo |
| [00:58.120] | tū é nǎo, xuè sān gāo |
| [01:00.470] | zài bī zè xiá xiǎo de zū fáng lǐ |
| [01:02.930] | wán qiáng zhēng zhá zhe de liú làng gǒu zài wāng wāng jiào |
| [01:07.650] | zài wāng wāng jiào |
| [01:10.130] | gōng zī zhuī bù shàng fáng zū wài mài de kāi xiāo |
| [01:14.890] | zài qián miàn hái yǒu cǎi lǐ gāo |
| [01:17.030] | xué fèi pǎo, fáng jià piāo |
| [01:19.490] | a xiàng tiáo gǒu a xiàng tiáo gǒu |
| [01:22.130] | rén shēng nán huí tóu |
| [01:24.600] | a xiàng tiáo gǒu a xiàng tiáo gǒu |
| [01:26.860] | shuí bǎ wǒ zhěng jiù |
| [01:29.790] | tái cí: 1: 522: 10 |
| [01:30.100] | mó xìng de huà wài yīn: gǒu shēng rú cǐ jiān nán, zhǐ yǒu yǎng lìng yī tiáo gǒu cái néng zhěng jiù nǐ. |
| [01:33.700] | sì gǒu hé: qù nǎ ér yǎng? |
| [01:35.040] | mó xìng de huà wài yīn: ā! mó xìng yī xiào zài míng rì zhī hòu de shì jiè mò rì lǐ |
| [01:37.720] | zài míng rì zhī hòu de mò rì lǐ |
| [01:40.540] | gěi gǒu gǒu qǔ míng jiào zuò lǎo bǎn ràng tā jiā bān |
| [01:45.520] | tīng wǒ shǐ huàn |
| [01:47.940] | zài dì shàng dǎ gǔn mài méng sā huān |
| [01:50.760] | bǎ gǒu gǒu qǔ míng jiào xiǎo xīn gān gòng dù jīn wǎn |
| [01:55.630] | bǎ wǒ wēn nuǎn |
| [01:58.050] | bù yòng xiǎng wǒ mā hé TA shuí xiān jiù shàng àn |
| [02:02.960] | mò shì de péi bàn gú tou huàn |
| [02:05.490] | duō huá suàn, duō yuán mǎn |
| [02:07.850] | zài míng rì zhī hòu de mò rì lǐ |
| [02:10.220] | wǒ chè chè dǐ dǐ fàng fēi zì wǒ gǒu dào chù liú |
| [02:15.050] | liú bú dào tóu |
| [02:17.530] | yǎng yī tiáo gǒu yǎng yī tiáo gǒu |
| [02:20.020] | zài míng rì zhī hòu |
| [02:22.550] | fū fù hé qiú fū fù hé qiú |
| [02:24.750] | yī gǒu jiě qiān chóu |
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